Friday, June 23, 2023

The Princess Bride: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick









The Princess Bride was directed by Rob Reiner who first got cursed by Hekate because he made This is Spinal Tap where Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer could be replaced with The Three Fates Urd Verdandi and Skuld from Ah My Goddess, and Stonehenge was a site used for Witchcraft Rituals.

Michael McKean has his own chapter which I'll post after this. He was targeted by Hekate because he worked on Saturday Night Live, a show that plays late at night during the Witching Hours when Pagans perform their invocations. All of the SNL actors had their careers targeted by Hekate so it's not his fault. Rob Reiner repeated The Three Fates Pattern in The Princess Bride with Mandy Patinkin, Wallace Shawn, and Andre the Giant, who died because he landed under the Curse of Skuld. Take note that in the movie finale Andre is dressed in a Holocaust Cloak like the Norn Skuld foreshadowing his death. Andre the Giant's likeness was also used in a Capcom Video titled Final Fight (1989) also foreshadowing his death. Kevin Neece has played this video game all the way to completion because he has Pandora G-Box. Christopher Guest was in the Greek Tragedy Devil's Bargain Film Little Shop of Horrors with The Devil John Candy. In the movie The Three Fates are the Three Motown Singers with Tisha Campbell as Skuld the Future Goddess, the joke being she was the only one of the three actresses who had a Future Career. Rick Moranis pays off his Devil's Bargain by feeding the love of his life Ellen Greene to the Plant, foreshadowing the Death of his Wife nearly a decade later that ended his Film Career. Chris Sarandon was in the Voodoo Witchcraft film Child's Play. He was also in Fright Night with Stephen Geoffreys from the Demonology film 976-EVIL which put a curse on Brian Helgeland's entire career because they were using Pentagrams in the movie. Cary Elwes is from the SAW franchise which looks like it was Greek Mused by the Three Fates. Tobin Bell is an Arch Angel of Fate who gives Unpunished Criminals and Corrupt Cops their Ironic Just Deserts. The series is labelled as Horror but it's really a Religious Allegory spinoff of Criminal Minds. Cary Elwes was also in Liar Liar with Jim Carrey who was being haunted by Hekate because he made the Mask for Dark Horse Comics who are the publishers of Oh My Goddess aka Urd Verdandi and Skuld. Jim Carrey has his own chapter too. Robin Wright was in The Congress with The Devil Harvey Keitel from Little Nicky and Bad Lieutenant. And Paul Giamatti from Man on the Moon with the Angel of Death Jim Carrey from High Strung. The reason why Jim Carrey played Andy Kaufman so well is because Hekate is a Necromancer Goddess who can send messages to your dead relatives in the after life. Hekate helped Jim Carrey invoke Andy Kaufman's ghost. Andy had friends on the set of Man on the Moon who swear that Jim Carrey was doing things behind the scenes that Andy only did in private. Billy Crystal was in Monsters Inc with John Goodman from the Demonology film Fallen with Real Life Demon Azazel. John Goodman was also in Oh Brother Where Art Thou with Three Sirens representing Three Fates. Peter Falk died on 6/23, a Voodoo Witchcraft Holiday called Summer Solstice. Kevin Neece's Father Jim Neece and Debbie Brand's first husband Freddy were both killed by Hekate on 6/24 decades apart. Kevin's Nephew Dylan Gutierrez died on 6/23 via suicide and came from a witchcraft family. Bruce Campbell was born on 6/22 and spent his whole life making movies about Demons that he could never escape. Fred Savage was in Little Monsters with Howie Mandel from Gremlins directed by Joe Dante from the cursed Twilight Zone The Movie where Vic Morrow and Two Children died onset signifying Three Fates. All four directors got cursed. Steven Spielberg has his own chapter. That sums up the Princess Bride.

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