Last Night, from 12am to 7am, Kevin Neece got hit with Story and Dialogue Inspiration Scenes for a Comedy Spoof of both Ben Affleck and Attorney General Ken Paxton, and managed to write out a fully completed, short, sweet, simple 45 Page Screenplay. Every time I make one of these films, the runtime is double so if I can find the right materials that would allow me to visualize the movie, then hopefully it will still be a feature length film. Due to the sensitive subject matter of the film, involving themes of domestic terrorism aimed at a political figure that works just twenty minutes from my home address, and the fact that he has the ability to target and file criminal charges against me. I have chosen to send this script out in advance to all of my usual connections so that in the event that Ken Paxton attempts to come after me, or should this screenplay and upcoming fan film find its way in front of a judge, everyone in the criminal justice system and intelligence agencies will know what was in the screenplay that pissed Ken Paxton off. I sure hope you all have a sense of humor about this. Everyone wants to see Ken Paxton get his ass handed to him in a manner that will make him rethink his bad life choices and poor life decisions. So now, you are all about to watch and find out what happens when Kevin Neece tries to do it in the format of a fictional anime film Political Satire. I'm not going to attempt to produce this film until after October 31st 2026, so that should give Ken Paxton and the Criminal Justice System plenty of time to assess the arguments presented in this film before the movie is completed and released online to everyone in the United States Government. Don't say that Kevin Neece didn't give you advance warning as a Common Courtesy.
AH MY GODDESS:
THE TOWERING INFERNO OF KEN PAXTON
Written by
KEVIN NEECE and HEKATE GODDESS OF THE CROSSROADS
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RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Kevin Neece's Death Note War Games is a Political Satire Lampoon of the Online Social Media Conspiracy Theories presented in the Epstein Investigation, which is loosely inspired by the Experimental Filmmaking Methods of Werner Herzog from the 1970s, where he would take Real Life People and Fictionalize Them into his Films Documentary Style, such as Even Dwarfs Started Small, Heart of Glass, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, and Stroszeck. Most of the Hollywood Actors and Political Figures being mocked, spoofed, and humiliated in these films are real life people and the discussions are based on their real life personal issues, most notably the real life personal experiences of Kevin Neece himself. All of this intermixed with Historical Norse Mythology and Greek Mythology Witchcraft Figures. Due to the sensitive extremist terrorists acts depicted in the movies, we assure you all that what you are watching is nothing more than a South Park Parody and that Kevin Neece has no intention of going anywhere remotely near any of these Actors or Political Figures, most especially not the Office of Attorney General Ken Paxton. It's just a fictional movie and comparable to the Historical Revenge Fantasies of Quentin Tarantino such as Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained. Somebody has to stand up to these heartless apathetic cocksuckers, and Ken Paxton's office are most likely going to be shitting bricks when they realize this film has just gone in front of all of the News Stations, United Nations, District Attorneys and US Congressmen in the United States. It's time to give Ken Paxton the brutal spanking that he so richly brought upon himself, regardless of whatever consequences might be awaiting Kevin Neece in the Near Future. Ken Paxton might have control over the Fate of Kevin Neece, but he has no authority over the Death Goddesses from his Anime Show that are killing all of these Hollywood Actors, Children, Political Figures, and Police Officers in Real Life. The Death Note Hekate Burn Letter Petition against Ken Paxton has already been filed into the Yggdrasil System, and he is going to find himself diagnosed with Terminal Cancer designed to take his life within the next 2 to 3 years, just like Bruce Campbell, Dolly Parton, Joe Biden, and Benjamin Netanyahu. The Cut Off Date for the Witchcraft Curse that has been placed on Ken Paxton's head should come full circle around the year 2029. It is never wise to test the Fates, but Ken Paxton did exactly that, so now he is about to lose everything.
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BEN AFFLECK:
What's this? Where am I? What's happening to me? Who are you?
TOBIN BELL:
You can call me Uncle Jigsaw. I'm a Deputized Representative of the Goddess Hotline Office, and today I'm under orders from a particular employee named Kevin Neece from Austin Texas, who is the designated Demi-God in charge of Taking Out the Trash and Dealing with Illuminati Scumbags like you.
BEN AFFLECK:
I'm sorry... did you just say The Illuminati? Is this because my name was featured on the Epstein Island Flight Logs? I kept repeatedly asking myself how I survived the Death Note Attack after the Entire Rothschild Family Organization and Epstein Island Flight Logs List wound up dead on the news from a series of Mass Heart Attacks. Why this? Why now? What makes me any more or less special or guilty than the other people who were named in the Epstein Files?
TOBIN BELL:
Kevin Neece was going to Death Note you like the others, he even gave you Terminal Cancer just in case you managed to escape and somehow got away. But then you announced on Social Media News that you knowingly and willingly made a Producer Decision not to pay your Film Crew on your Film Productions so that they would work harder in hopes of getting paid on the back end from a percentage of the Box Office Revenue. While this may have sound like a Good Business Decision to you on paper, there's just one little problem. Kevin Neece has been blacklisted from Official Employment since 2010. And he has been working on the Ah My Goddess spinoff series since 2018 without any sort of monetary income, without being paid by the IP Rights Owner Kodansha Ltd for his Story Development Work, while he was unemployed and forced to live with his Retired Mother to save himself from Homelessness. When you bragged to everyone about how you don't pay your Film Crew up front for the work detail they perform on your movies, Kevin Neece took personal offense to it. And Kevin Neece was put in charge of inflicting judgment and punishment upon the Epstein Island Criminals that escaped Justice. So this isn't really my call here. I'm just a Deputy who is following orders. Do you really believe that you were righteous and fair to weasel your way out of paying you film crew?
BEN AFFLECK:
Kevin Neece isn't a professional film producer who deals in contracts and revenue and back ends so he wouldn't have a proper understanding for how the Hollywood Film Industry works. We're not literally asking our Film Crew to work without compensation, we're just paying them on the back end based on whether the film was a success at the box office. It's not like we treated our Film Crew like Slaves on a Plantation and forced them to work on our Film Productions against their own free will.
TOBIN BELL:
Let me explain something to you. The Hollywood Film Industry is in very dire straits right now. And people are so desperate to support themselves that they will literally work on any film production that might be available to them, because beggars cannot be choose when it comes time to pay the rent and put food on the table. Most especially when one of those film productions is produced by an Award Winning Filmmaker like Ben Affleck from Argo, Gone Girl, and The Town. But that does not give you the right to take personal advantage of them under the claims that they will get paid for their work later rather than what is logged on their time cards. You're basically saying that if the movie is badly reviewed and fails, that they don't deserve to be paid for their work. And the last that we checked, you are not an unknown film producer volunteering on Austin Public Access, you are a Major Hollywood Filmmaker who played Batman on numerous DC Comics Film Producers. We don't see you standing on a street corner with a fucking tin cup asking for hand outs. In your case, you would be passing out blowjobs for free McDonalds or something, but I digress. It doesn't matter if the Movie is Good or Bad. What matters is that the Film Crew performed Menial Labor on your Film Productions and they deserve to be paid for their efforts, regardless of whether the movie succeeds or fails. Your Film Crew has no control over what Screenplay you chose to write, or what Actors you paid to cast, or what Digital Film Materials that you used. The basic elements of what classifies a movie as Good or Bad are entirely subjective and completely out of the Film Crew's Control. You're the Producer Ben Affleck. When you're a Writer, Producer, and Director on a Professional Hollywood Film Production, the Buck Stops With You on the Creative Choices that you make. And that does not give you the right to exploit your film crew. So today, it's time for Ben Affleck to Face the Music. Because this private little meeting that we are having right now. It's presently being broadcast nationwide on Live National Television. The Goddess Hotline Office hacked all of the local News Station Broadcasts with a Pirated Signal and the System Force, and they redirected the Broadcasts to every signal Wifi and Streaming Channel in the United States, including the areas of Hollywood California, Los Angeles, and Pacific Palisades. So pucker up bitch and smile for the cameras Ben Affleck. Because you get to be on Camera one last time.
BEN AFFLECK:
What are you planning to do to me? Please. I'm begging you. I swear this is all a big misunderstanding. I would never intentionally produce a movie with the direct intention of flipping off a blacklisted unemployed filmmaker like Kevin Neece. I didn't even know that Kevin Neece existed until the US Government reported him all over the news. We never got the emails he tried to send our Production Offices because we have policies not to accept or look at Unsolicited Materials. We're not the only Film Production that does that. Every Film Production Company and Film Distribution Service in Hollywood has Unsolicited Materials Policies. Kevin Neece cannot seriously place the blame on our shoulders for following the established rules of the Hollywood Film Industry.
TOBIN BELL:
Oh really? So tell me Ben Affleck. How do you think President Sean Astin and SAG AFTRA would feel about you refusing to pay your Film Crew on the front end? Did you work on your own Film Productions for free? No. I'm pretty sure you cashed your paychecks just like the rest of the actors working on your films. So why should you expect your Film Crew to work for nothing? You do realize that when Actors receive their Percentage Checks from the Box Office Receipts and DVD sales, the Checks are usually only $3 right? Is that what you expected your Film Crews to work for?
BEN AFFLECK:
Okay. You Win. I give up. I'm not going to argue with you or go down like a crying sniveling little bitch. I made my stone bed, and now it's clearly time for me to Face the Music and sleep in it. So let the Cards of Fate fall where they lie. Just please do me one favor on my way out the door. Show me mercy and forgiveness and make my death as quick as possible. Please don't make me suffer any more than I have to.
TOBIN BELL:
No Ben Affleck... we are expecting you to go out crying like a little bitch. It's what Television Audience paid to see. We're not just going to kill you. We're going to skin your sorry exploitive ass alive like a Hellraiser movie and physically torture you for the next few hours on Live National Television until you can't take it anymore and finally drop dead.
BEN AFFLECK:
Kevin Neece. If you are out there and you can hear me... please make the phone call and call it off. I'm begging you. Please make the phone call and call it off. I already lost both my mother and father this year. Believe me that was punishment enough.
TOBIN BELL:
Yes, about that. Kevin Neece invoked Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads to watch a TROMA movie called Mother's Day, and the next morning, your Mother was reported dead on Social Media News. So technically, that means the Goddess Hotline Office were responsible for the Death of your Mother. I don't know about your Father, but your Mother, yes, it looks like Hekate and the Goddesses of Fate took her final number. And I would point out that you starred in the Kevin Smith Religious Satire DOGMA with Loki from Norse Mythology, and your Business Street Address is called The Crossroads, and the Number 23 is in the Zip Code. Those are the warning signs of Hekate when she is haunting a Hollywood Actor. But if it's any consolation to you Ben Affleck, I'm sure that your Mother is watching down upon you right now while this is about to happen. So if you have anything to say to her, now is your last chance. Because once you die and cross over, you are staring down the Gauntlet of an Eternity in the Dungeons of Niflheim.
BEN AFFLECK:
Mommy. Please make the Bad Man Stop Mommy. Please make the Bad Man Stop.
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URD:
Belldandy... what have you been watching on Television. This looks very twisted for your tastes.
BELLDANDY:
I'm not exactly sure myself. It appears that the Producers of the SAW Franchise have teamed up with Ben Affleck to make a Crossover Film with Clive Barker's Hellraiser. It's an interesting concept, I'm not going to lie, but still, why are they broadcasting this on Live National Television. It's playing on all of our iphones and laptops too. And there's no way to back out of it.
URD:
Belldandy... this is not Clive Barker's Hellraiser! This is a Live News Broadcast! Ben Affleck is about to be skinned alive and physically tortured in front of the Entire Nation!
BELLDANDY:
Well what do you think we should do about it? We've already decided to sit out Kevin Neece's Death Note War. We don't even know where Ben Affleck is located right now.
URD:
You're right. Ben Affleck totally deserves it. What kind of cheapskate bastard goes around bragging to everyone that he doesn't pay his Film Crew unless the movie performs well at the Box Office? If Ben Affleck misses his Mommy so much, then I guess he's about to get his wish and join her.
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SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
Well now that Ben Affleck has just gotten his just desserts on Live National Television, what's next on the Agenda for Death Note War Games.
KEVIN NEECE:
Our Next Agenda is Attorney General Ken Paxton, who was featured in the Epstein Files for having Meetings with Jeffrey Epstein, but he wasn't on the flight logs for Little Saint James Epstein Island. He was taking meetings with a known Sex Trafficker, and he suspiciously gave a free pass to Adam Hoffman as we recently discussed yesterday. I've tried to show Ken Paxton the Olive Branch because he didn't come after me. I've bent over backwards not to support his Career Scandal Fuck Ups, but not to publicly criticize him either. But what Ken Paxton has just done today was the last straw and I can no longer sit back and allow him to continue his existence. Ken Paxton told everybody that he wants to Cut Social Security and that Senior Citizens need to suck it up and get back to work. Those are some pretty hard words for a man who has $25 Million in the bank and doesn't have to perform menial labor work.
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Kevin, all you have to do to stop Ken Paxton is write his name in the Death Note. It's not that hard to think about.
KEVIN NEECE:
No... it is a hard decision to think about. I've been using the Death Note left and right this past week, but I don't think it has made the Social Media Internet any happier. We're taking out all of their enemies just like they thought they wanted, and all of them are terrified because they have no context for what we are doing and believe they are all next on the hit list. Seiji Noma was right about one thing. If I attempt to Death Note Ken Paxton and get it over with, I will be giving him the Death Penalty for a Lesson that he will never be able to learn. He will have no context for why he is suffering that Heart Attack. And the next person who replaces him is probably going to continue his policies and Cut Social Security Checks for Senior Citizens anyways. It's not enough to kill Ken Paxton. And it will be impossible to kill his legacy if we martyr him. We need to find a way to redeem him and show him the error of his ways. We need to give Ken Paxton the Ultimate Wake Up Call like a Spike Lee movie. One that he will never forget until the day he dies. General Ryuk, how do you feel we should proceed?
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
As your Attorney and Spiritual Counselor, I highly suggest that we attempt to solve this issue the Liberal Democratic way. Let's buy a tank of Gasoline, park your car in the middle of the street in front of the Attorney Generals Office, walk right in like we're never coming back, and set the Entire Lobby on Fire like Shinji Aoba would have done. Isn't that what you've been dreaming to do to Kodansha Ltd's Home Office in Tokyo Japan before the Death Note War began?
KEVIN NEECE:
Yes, it's true, I wanted to teach Kodansha Ltd a lesson in the same manner as Shinji Aoba, but they live all the way across the ocean in Tokyo Japan where I can't get to them. Kodansha Ltd could have easily had me arrested the moment I stepped off the plane and sent me to prison on copyright grounds. If they had made me a job offer to move to Tokyo Japan to work in their office, I would not have been able to accept that job offer because there was no trust factor between us. Kodansha Ltd didn't have the ability to extradite me through the legal court system, so the only way they could have gotten to me would be if they had tricked me into flying into Tokyo Japan of my own free will so that they could have me arrested without going through the legal court process in America. It's tragic but it's true. If Yoshinobu Noma had simply bit the bullet and apologized to me, if Yoshinobu Noma and Kosuke Fujishima had simply taken the time to explain themselves, Death Note War Games never would have happened and their entire staff would still be alive. That's the danger of corporate apathy in the entertainment business. It's exactly like Bruno S said in Werner Herzog's Stroszeck. "Over there, they beat your face in, but here in America, they do it ever so politely."
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
You might not have had to ability to perform this stunt on the Kodansha Ltd Offices in Tokyo Japan, but Ken Paxton's Office is only located on 15th street in Downtown Austin. You are literally only a fifteen minute drive away from his office. You can't get to Kodansha Ltd, but you can vent all of your anger and your rage on Ken Paxton's Office right now.
KEVIN NEECE:
What, you mean "Right Now" right now? As in literally right here and right now? We're supposed to have a ZOOM meeting with Centcom Admiral Commander Brad Cooper and the Three Wise Men for our next misadventure. Performing a Shinji Aoba arsonist attack on Attorney General Ken Paxton's Office on 15th Street sounds like a very risky detour to make in this film series. It could literally get our show cancelled and wiped off the internet if we fail to see the job through to the end. And all of this is in assumption that the Security Guards don't get to us before we can light the matches.
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
The Rules of Death Note War Games specifically state that your opponents are unable to engage in Hand to Hand Combat without killing themselves in the process. They can't get away with attacking you, so let's see if you have the ability to get them talking. You are a master when it comes to pushing peoples buttons and setting them off. You might be able to bait these people into attacking you if you engage in the right conversations.
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
I want to see you do it Kevin. I want to see you become all that you can be. Anybody can hide behind the safety of the internet and take out their enemies with a Death Note. Let's see how they react when you show up at Ken Paxton's office in person with a Tank of Gasoline.
KEVIN NEECE:
Normally I don't fall into the trap of Peer Pressure, but based on Ken Paxton's Present Behavior... I'm forced to give in and just give you what you want.
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
It's not about what we want Kevin. It's about what you want. Death is the ultimate leveler of human life because Death happens to everyone. Whether Ken Paxton lives for the next three years, or whether he lives to be a hundred like Mel Brooks, Ken Paxton doesn't have the ability to live forever. Sometimes Death is the only fairness that life grants you. Sometimes the only thing left for you to do in life is to make the Hard Decisions. Because having free will and making your own life choices is the only gift that Almighty God has to offer. Life isn't about adhering to the Morality of what classifies as Good or what classifies as Evil. Because Good and Evil are both subjective to the Laws that are passed by our own Governments. Take the Nation of Iran and the Nation of Pakistan for example. What passes for Legal over there is highly Illegal over here. So what's the difference between the two different legality issues? The difference is the perspective put in place by our own Government Laws. And Ken Paxton is abusing those laws to his own greedy ends. So you've got a choice to make today Kevin. If you want Death Note War Games to continue, you are going to have to make the Hard Decisions and take the risk yourself. Only someone who is Spiritually Binded to the System Force and the Goddesses of Fate could dare have to ability to pull off the stunt that you are about to pull and walk away from it alive. So what choices and hard decisions are you going to make today? And who are you going to make those choices and hard decisions against? Are you going to kill the staff of the Attorney Generals office hiding in a Starbucks Location with a Death Note. Or are you going to meet Ken Paxton halfway and teach him a life lesson that he is going to remember for the rest of his life?
KEVIN NEECE:
Well, I don't have any money in the bank, I do have an Exxon Mobile Card. So I guess it couldn't hurt things to put $20 on the card and pay it back later.
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
No Kevin, what you are about to do is going to be a Suicide Mission. The odds of you surviving this arsonist stunt like Shinji Aoba did are a million to one. So you're not exactly going to have to pay off your mother's Exxon Card before this night is over. But maybe, just maybe, the System Force will be in your favor. Maybe, just maybe, for once in your life, the Poor Guy named David can still win if he stands up to the Rich Goliath with a slingshot and a tank of Gasoline.
KEVIN NEECE:
Well... let's just hope that the Goddesses at Yggdrasil Headquarters answer the phone and are willing to help us out on this one? It think I still have their number in my wallet.
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CHRONOS:
Is this Kevin Neece that I am speaking with? Who exactly gave you my personal office number? Was it Kosuke Fujishima? And how were you able to establish a wifi connection to an alternate universe in another dimension from an iphone located in Austin Texas?
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KEVIN NEECE:
Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads had me write down your number in case I needed it in the event of an emergency, and today is the day for that emergency. The Authorization Password that Hekate gave me is Ah My Goddess Voice Actress Chieko Honda's birthday... 03 28 63. May Chieko Honda Rest in Peace. I need you to implement the System Force on Attorney General Ken Paxton's Office in Austin Texas on 15th Street. We are going to Disengage all of the Wifi in the building, and all of the iphones, and all of the Landlines. We are going to Disengage all Fire Safety Protocols with the System Force, including the Fire Extinguishers, Fire Sprinklers, Fire Alarms, we are going to Disengage any possible options that would allow Ken Paxton and his Office Staff to contact the Austin Fire Department or the Austin Police Department. From the minute that General Ryuk and Kevin Neece walk through those floors, you are going to implement the System Force to lock all of the exit doors in the building, and any windows that lead to fire escapes, to prevent anyone from escaping the building during this exercise in poor judgment. Not even myself. The Objective of Death Note War Games for today, that we are about to perform against Attorney General Ken Paxton, is a Suicide Mission. And we will be needing the assistance of Xaphan the Master of Fire.
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CHRONOS:
Kevin... Xaphan the Master of Fire is the Fallen Angel that proposed to Lucifer to Set the Heavens on Fire during the War with Almighty God, before they were all cast out into Hell. Are you sure it's a good idea for us to call in favors from the Ars Goetia Demon Realm just so you can get petty revenge against Ken Paxton over Social Media Propaganda perpetrated by Liberal Democrats and Online Conspiracy Theorists? I mean, Death Note War Games is entertaining and all, and we know Ken Paxton is an unethical crooked bastard sitting in a position of wealth and power, but he doesn't deserve to die for it. Even if he was involved in the Epstein Files, it's not exactly solid proof that he was guilty of Child Sex Trafficking Crimes himself. When you are a member of the Criminal Justice System, you find yourselves taking meetings with a lot of people that you don't really know personally, and sometimes you just wind up coming into contact with the wrong people and there is nothing you can do about it. It doesn't make you automatically guilty of a their crimes through accidental association. Do you get the distinction I'm pointing out to you here? If you're so dead set on taking down Ken Paxton, what prevents you from simply writing his name into the Death Note and getting it over and done with? It isn't necessary for you to show up at his Office in Person when you're working from Home to begin with.
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KEVIN NEECE:
Chronos. The only difference can be the choices that we choose to make in life. And the people who we choose to make those choices against. One way or another, Ken Paxton is still guilty of unethical criminal behavior that makes him dangerous to the Senior Citizens who elected him. If we are going to make a statement in front of the General Public who made the mistake of electing this man into public office, then we are going to have to meet this despicable bastard halfway to get his attention. I have given you your marching orders, and I'm pretty sure that the Authorization Code I just gave you is Valid, and whatever goes down today, whatever happens to me, never forget that they can only kill me once. If I want to throw my life away standing up for the Rights of Senior Citizens, then that is my poor judgment call, my decision, and my life choice to make. But I'm going to need the support of Yggdrasil HQ if we have any hope of pulling this off. I cannot go through with this without the System Force on my side. Please Help Me Save This Man from Himself while there is still time.
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CHRONOS:
According to our Employment Records, you are officially the Demi-God in charge of taking out the Trash. And the Authorization Code that you just gave me was correct. So whatever you're planning to do, May Fortune Smile Upon You, and May the Goddesses of Fate be by your side tonight, because the Rest of the United States is planning to come after you with a Lynch Mob like the Plot of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein when Death Note War Games is over.
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KEVIN NEECE:
Okay then. Everything has been set into motion. Let's hit the local Exxon Gas Station, and prepare to give Ken Paxton the worst day of his life now shall we?
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
You are a better man than I am Gunga Din. Let's Keep on Trucking and get this show on the road.
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CUE OPEN YOUR MIND INSTRUMENTAL FROM AH MY GODDESS
KEVIN NEECE:
Tyr the Lord of Swords I summon thee. Tyr the Lord of Swords I summon thee. Tyr the Lord of Swords I summon thee. Tyr the Lord of Swords I summon thee. Tyr the Lord of Swords I summon thee. Hail to the One-Handed God! Hail to Him whose name is Honor. And whose Word is iron, Who alone never shirks the thankless task, Whose reason is Lawful Necessity. Hail to the Lord of Swords, Who gave a weapon-bearing hand. To see that what must be done was done in truth. Hail God of the sunset, last single ray of light, Lord of loyal morality, whose name none takes in vain. Now must I face loss to do what is right, O Lord Tyr, and I do not ask for your aid. To take away that loss, that I might hope for ease of action. As you stood forth knowing you must lose to win, So I ask only that you keep my back straight, my arm strong, my hand from trembling, my voice from faltering, my words from vanishing, my head up, and my resolve unyielding. As I reach into the challenging maw of my own future. Hail Tyr the Lord of Swords!
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SECURITY GUARD:
Sir... could you please explain to me why are you standing around with a Gas Can and pouring Gasoline all over the lobby...
KEVIN NEECE:
I'm the Demi-God assigned to take out the Trash for the Goddess Hotline Office. And on occasions, I've been known to scrub the occasional Toilet too. It's not a big deal really. Back when I used to work retail, they would alternate the job duties between the Cashiers and Cart Attendants, so I used to scrub the Toilets for Target Retail, Fry's Electronics, Family Dollar, and yes, even the Alamo Drafthouse Lake Creek back when I was a Dishwasher. And today, the piece of shit that I've come to scrub and rotor root out of your Toilets is a Criminal Attorney General named Ken Paxton. Ken Paxton is nothing more than a colossal turd that must be flushed down into the sewers and out into the ocean where nobody will ever find him. And that is where we come in. Now technically I am a filmmaker, but lately, in my heart, I'm really nothing more than a garbageman who takes out the trash. I'm getting pretty good at taking out the trash so there's a pretty good reason why they've called me into your office.
SECURITY GUARD:
I'm sorry, are you supposed to be Kevin Neece from the Death Note War Games News Incidents?
KEVIN NEECE:
Well if you want to get technical about it, I'm Combat Actor Vic Morrow from a Past Life. But yeah, sure, I've gone by the name of Kevin Neece for the past 43 years. My name Kevin Neece features the letters "V, I, and C", so that pretty much gives away which one of the Helicopter Accident Victims I was on the set of Twilight Zone The Movie. Ask Steven Spielberg and John Landis Lawyers. They'll back me up and vouch for who I am.
SECURITY GUARD:
Okay, Kevin Neece... Vic Morrow... The Demi God Who Takes Out the Trash for the Goddess Hotline Office and suspiciously wants to Clean our Toilets for free... just put the gas can and the matches down and we can talk about this...
KEVIN NEECE:
You want me to put the matches down so we can talk about this? Sure! Okie Dokie Karoake! I'll put the matches down! Just remember, every time you see me, you're about to have the worst day of your fucking life! Just ask John W Smith from the Alamo Drafthouse Creative Team! He knows what I'm talking about! John W Smith will back me up and vouch for me!
Kevin Neece drops the Lit Matches and the entire Lobby Floor behind him sets on fire
SECURITY GUARD:
Oh shit... Oh fuck... Please Almighty God tell me this isn't happening to me on today of all days! I was supposed to have the day off and they fucking called me in for this!
KEVIN NEECE:
Oh, and don't you pay no never mind! We'll have plenty of time to talk through this as the building fire has us running upward from floor to floor. If anything, this is my one and only chance to do a remake of Bruce Lee's Game of Death and The Towering Inferno of Ken Paxton! Fun Fact, the Fire in The Towering Inferno breaks out on Floor 83. I was born in 1983. The Main Base of Operations was on Floor 79. My wife Angela Soto was born in 1979. The Cab Number featured in the movie is 8832. The Oh My Goddess Manga started in 1988, and in Numerology, FATE = 32. The reason why those coincidences exist is because Skuld Nornir was influencing the screenwriters and knew that I was going to be born and become the maker of Ah My Goddess someday. So setting fire to the Attorney General's building could be classified as my actual destiny.
SECURITY GUARD:
Kevin No! No! Put your hands up where we can see them and step away from the fire!
KEVIN NEECE:
Naughty Naughty! Didn't anybody tell you! Firearms and Physical Combat are against the Rules of Death Note War Games! The Firearms don't fire forwards! The Firearms fire backwards! It's in the Rules being reported all over the News! You can look it up online! Oh wait, that's right, the Goddess Hotline Office just instituted a Wifi Landline Block on the Building and locked all of us in! So you won't be able to call out to the Austin Fire Department! The Fire Extinguishers and Fire Sprinkler Systems have also been disengaged with the System Force! So you might want to send somebody up the stairs to warn Ken Paxton that it's time for him to Face the Music!
SECURITY GUARD:
What do you mean there's no physical combat? You're literally trying to set all of us on fire like the Kyoto Animation Arsonist Attack!
KEVIN NEECE:
No, I didn't directly set you two on fire. I set fire to the lobby floor of the building. There's a fucking difference. You've seen Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing haven't you? It's same difference. Spike Lee is our Guardian Angel and Creative Muse that watches over us all like a Golden God. He may be located in New York City, but Spike Lee will always be by our side in spirit. It's time for the Attorney Generals Office to Wake Up like the plot of a Spike Lee movie! It's time for Attorney General Ken Paxton to Face the Music! General Ryuk! Cue the Soundtrack, Death Note War Games is ready to go!
Cue Public Enemy No 1 Fight the Power Instrumental
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Xaphan, Master of Fire, we call upon your power, ignite the flame within us, burn away our obstacles, and transform our world. With your power we stand empowered. Hear our call Xaphan, and lend us your strength.
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INT KEN PAXTON'S OFFICE - DAY
SECURITY GUARD NO 2:
Ken Paxton, Sir! We've got a serious issue happening right now! There's a firebug in the lobby named Kevin Neece from the Goddess Hotline Office and he's determined to take out the entire building!
KEN PAXTON:
You're security... you get paid to handle things like this... it's what we literally pay you for...
SECURITY GUARD NO 2:
No Ken, we don't get paid to deal with situations like this. Every single Security Guard that has attempted to take him into custody just dropped dead from a Heart Attack without explanation and the Fire has already spread to the entire Lobby. It's about to take out the entire first floor because it's a gasoline fire, and the fire extinguishers and fire sprinklers aren't working! And to make things even crazier, he keeps speaking to thin air like he's talking to imaginary people who are standing in the room with him.
KEN PAXTON:
Who do you think he was talking to?
SECURITY GUARD NO 2:
He was speaking to Harvey the Invisible Rabbit! How the fuck should I know? Death Note was supposed to be fictional! Death Note was supposed to be a fucking cartoon! What the fuck is going on this week? It's like the entire United States of America has lost its fucking mind! It's like everyone is being punished by Almighty God or something! And I don't even know what that God is!
KEN PAXTON:
Well what the fuck are you waiting for? Are you waiting around on fucking Santa Claus to bring you Yule Logs for fucking Christmas in July? Get on the fucking phone and call the Austin Fire Department!
SECURITY GUARD NO 2:
We can't! The Goddess Hotline Office instituted a Cell Phone Blocker on the Building, they disengaged all of our iphones, all of our internet connections and all of our landlines, and as far as we can tell, all of us have been locked in because the Exit Doors and Fire Escape Windows aren't opening! God help anybody in this building that was unfortunate enough to take the Elevators!
(BEAT)
KEN PAXTON:
Oh My Goddess... this is really happening isn't it?
SECURITY GUARD NO 2:
Yes Ken! This is actually happening! The Goddess Hotline Office has just brought Death Note War Games to our Home Office and they're about to take down the entire building! Get off your fucking ass, get on the fucking overhead, and warn everybody to get off the fucking main floors while there's still time! The Fire Alarms and Fire Sprinkler Systems aren't working anymore! This is no dream Ken! This is actually happening!
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INT ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE OVERHEAD:
Cut to Random Office Reaction Shots throughout Dialogue
KEN PAXTON:
Everybody in the Building, this is Ken Paxton, drop what you are doing immediately and listen up. We've got a firebug situation in the main lobby named Kevin Neece and he's attempting to take out the entire building. He's already successfully wiped out the main floor lobby and he's working his way up from floor to floor to take out the rest of the office floors. He doesn't know where my main office is located so he is systematically trying to smoke us out one office floor at a time. The Austin Fire Department isn't coming to deal with this because the Goddess Hotline Office instituted a Wifi Cell Phone and Landline Block on the Building. None of the Fire Safety Protocol Measures are operational and all of the exit doors and fire escape windows are locked down. The Austin Fire Department doesn't know what is happening to us because we don't have a way to message anybody outside the building. Get off of the lower main floors while you can to buy yourselves some more time. Stay away the Elevators. Elevators are Death Traps in Fire Situations. If you see Kevin Neece on your floor carrying a Gas Can, do not attempt to engage with him or go anywhere near him. Get away from him as quickly as possible. Don't even try to speak to him. Everybody who has come into contact with this guy today has died from a Heart Attack.
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INT YGGDRASIL HQ
CHRONOS:
Kevin this is Chronos from Yggdrasil HQ. We're monitoring the Fire Breakouts from Floor to Floor to keep you updated when and where you need to move. And we can give you the access clearance to hack any doors in the building that might require an access card or combination lock. We're trying the best that we can to get you through this alive in one piece, but we need you to pay attention and be aware of your environmental surroundings. Do not attempt to take the Elevators. Elevators are Death Traps in Fire Situations. You are currently located on the Second Floor, but you've got less than five minutes before you need to move. Do you understand me? Do not linger on the job. You need to keep moving from floor to floor as quickly as possible before the Fire can catch up to you. When you see the Office Staff Members make a move, you need to make a move. It's more important to get to Ken Paxton's Main Office than to pick a fight with some unknown staff member.
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INT KEN PAXTON OFFICE FLOOR TWO
KEVIN NEECE:
I've received your message and confirm. Get off the Second Floor within the Next Five Minutes. What's the Access Code for the Next Door?
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CHRONOS:
You don't need to know the access clearance or the combination codes. We can simply unlock the doors for you as you go from one floor to the next. Remember, keep your eye on the prize and do not let Ken Paxton get away. If I were you, I would ditch the Gasoline Tank and hunt his ass down as quickly as possible. The Fire has already spread enough to take down the entire building. You've got to keep moving onward and upwards.
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INT KEN PAXTON'S OFFICE - DAY
FEMALE OFFICE STAFF:
Ken Paxton. You've done some pretty despicable things throughout your political career, but what just happened today. This is the last straw. This shit is entirely above our pay grade. This guy has been reaching out to our office and sending you emails every week for the past year because he thought he could trust you. And now he's changed his mind overnight and he's trying to perform a hit job on you and take all of us down with you. What the fucking hell did you just do to piss this guy off?
KEN PAXTON:
I don't know what I've said or done! Honestly I don't!
FEMALE OFFICE STAFF:
Oh you most definitely said something. We've seen Attorney Generals come and go before, but you have somehow managed to piss off everybody in the United States over and over again to the point that they keep coming after you. You definitely said or did something to provoke this guy. So what was it? Spit it out you Apathetic Nihilistic Cocksucker!
KEN PAXTON:
What's the fucking difference? No really? Is there any actual difference between what I said today, or last week, or last month. It doesn't matter what I say to the General Public, somebody somewhere is going to take opposition and offense to anything that I say, or anything that I do, or any law enforcement policy change that I try to make. It is virtually impossible to appease everyone. I can only say or do what I feel is necessary to my own conscience and opinions.
FEMALE OFFICE STAFF:
I'm sorry, did you just say "Your Conscience"? Really, you have a Conscience? Since when have you ever showcased a Conscience Kenny? When you made the Conscious Decision to go philandering behind your wife's back for cheap pussy on the Government's Expense Account, where was your conscience then Kenny? Do you ever stop and think about the consequences of your actions? Is there any actual difference between a man like you and a psychopath like Kevin Neece who has showcased no moral boundaries as to who he attempts to target or call out in front of the entire US Government. The Illuminati and the FBI just tried to have his own daughter killed for Christ's Sake. And you haven't said a goddamn word. Do you think that might actually be a justifiable cause or motive to show up at our Office Building and arson the place like Shinji Aoba and Kyoto Animation. Say what you want about Kevin Neece, but at least he fucking gave a fuck to try and warn all of us that this shit was happening to him before he pulled that stunt on the Rothschild Family Organization. Kevin Neece has done more to hold the Epstein Investigation Associates Responsible than anybody in the Criminal Justice System, and that's pretty fucking low considering he's now classified as a Vigilante Terrorist. And who is he pissed at right now? All of us! And why is he trying to kill everyone in our Office? He's doing it because of you? You did something to him Ken Paxton! So what is it? Spit it out asshole! Because if we manage to survive this mess, I fucking quit! And if everyone else in this office has any fucking common sense, they'll walk away from this fucking Ken Paxton Shitshow Campaign with me!
KEN PAXTON:
Well look on the bright side. If Kevin Neece succeeds in killing us all... at least you don't have to worry about collecting your severance pay.
FEMALE OFFICE STAFF:
Ken Paxton. You're the Worst.
KEN PAXTON:
Jesus Loves You.
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INT YGGDRASIL HQ
CHRONOS:
Kevin this is Chronos. The Firebreaks are about to reach the Fourth Floor. It's time for you to keep moving. You're about to reach the end of Death Note War Games. But there's just one problem. How are you planning to walk away from this when you've got no more floors to escape to and the Firebreaks have got you cornered?
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INT KEN PAXTON'S OFFICE FLOOR THREE
KEVIN NEECE:
I never thought that far ahead before I went out and did this. I'm just making Death Note War Games up as I go along on a case by case basis based on whatever everyone cannot shut the fuck up about on Social Media. Ken Paxton just had the Magic this Week. I really don't know how he managed to piss off the Human Race even more than I do but my hats off and congratulations to him, because this week, Ken Paxton clearly picked a winner. I don't even have written screenplays for the next five planned movies. I was kind of hoping that you could come up with a solution to my little Firebug Problem. Maybe send in the Calvary or something? I'm in over my head here and I clearly did not think this through. Everybody that I come into contact with during this stunt keeps running away from me to escape whatever floor I'm on so I must have said something or did something to get into their heads.
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INT YGGDRASIL HQ
CHRONOS:
Well to be perfectly fair here, if you showed up at our office with a tank of gasoline and a bunch of stick matches talking to thin air, I'd be running for the fire exits to get away from you too. The Suspense is Terrible. I hope it will last.
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INT KEN PAXTON'S OFFICE FLOOR THREE
KEVIN NEECE:
Speaking of which, that reminds me. General Ryuk. What's the status report on the location of Ken Paxton's Office?
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
It took me a few moments, but I was able to find it. Ken Paxton's Personal Office is located on the Sixth Floor. We don't have to go from office to office anymore. We know where to find him and we've got him cornered.
KEVIN NEECE:
General Ryuk. Let it never be said that you don't have your uses or that you don't do your job.
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INT KEN PAXTON'S OFFICE - DAY
KEN PAXTON:
Jesus Christ. If you can hear me. We could really use your help right now. I know that I'm a sinner. I know that the General Public believes that I'm a bad man. But I never believed that I would ever go out like this just because I tried to score me some cheap pussy on the Illegal Government Payroll. It was just a little cheap pussy Jesus. I never believed that I would have to die for the crime of sampling cheap pussy behind my wife's back. So I'm biting the bullet and begging you to forgive me for my sins Jesus, if this is to be my final hour. I am a wicked wicked sinner, and my actions have just brought the Angel of Judgment down upon us all.
KEVIN NEECE:
I'm sorry, did you just say your final hour? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we've both got less than ten minutes before the Firebreaks reach the Sixth Floor, and I don't have a backup plan for how any of us are going to escape. This isn't just your final hour you sick fuck. This is about to be EVERYONE'S FINAL HOUR. So tell me Kenny... if you're such a Christian... where is your God now? Do you believe that your God has abandoned you now that we're both about to face the Final Judgment together. Do you even have any clue about the back history of who I am and why I do the things that I do? Or were your office staff members under orders to delete my emails and never show them to you? Your entire staff is about to die Kenny, and it would be a dirty shame if you didn't even get the chance to find out why...
KEN PAXTON:
No Kevin, you're wrong, we do know who you are. We have read all of the messages you've been sending us. Our office is under orders not to respond to anyone about case information for legal protection reasons. It was not a personal vendetta against you. I had meetings with your father Jim Neece back when he was still alive and working for the Texas Commission of Environmental Quality. Jim Neece did have concerns about the San Jacinto Waste Pits Cleanup under President Donald Trump's EPA Officials. What happened to your father on his retirement vacation is our worst living nightmare. Everything that you have tried to show us about the Goddess Hotline Office in those emails is our worst living nightmare. Death Note War Games is our Worst Living Nightmare. You cannot get away with this. You have to stop doing this to all of us. Nobody ever promised that the Criminal Justice System was going to be Fair, because the Judges, Jurors, and Lawyers are all human beings prone to Human Error. That's why we order them to stay away from Social Media Opinions during the Trials. But that doesn't mean that we don't care about what happens to all of you. It's doesn't mean that we've stopped trying to do the right thing altogether. That's your problem Kevin. You keep listening to Social Media Opinions from Liberal Democratic News Stations and Conspiracy Theorists without any practical physical evidence to go on. You keep attacking high profile political figures and celebrities based on internet suspicion alone. Don't you get it? Don't you see? Life is not supposed to be fair! The only choices that you get in life are the choices that you choose to make yourselves and the people who you choose to make them against! What fucking possessed you to go out and do this to us! Even if we were mentioned in the Epstein Files, name one person in our government that wasn't. What were you expecting us to do about it, enforce the Death Penalty on the entire US Government, is that what you really wanted from all of us? You really expected all of us to place the Epstein Island Flight Log Clients in front of a North Korean Firing Squad based on Suspicion alone? Who exactly do you take your marching orders from, Kim Jong Un from North Korea? Fuck Kim Jong Un and North Korea! When you came forward to us, our office did not make any attempts to attack you, sabotage you, silence you, arrest you, or prevent you from coming forward to the US Government! What more could you possibly want from us Kevin? What more could you possibly want? How many more people are going to have to die in this Nonsensical Death Note War before you begin to accept responsibility for your own failed life choices?
KEVIN NEECE:
It's not about what you've done to me. You haven't done anything to me at all. I don't care about your Scandals Ken. I don't care that you fucked around on your wife behind her back with Illegal Government Money. You were already punished for that in front of the General Public and your wife left you for a reason. It's not about me. It's not about the Scandals. It's about what you're trying to do to everyone else. So you can take your Job Title as Attorney General and shove it right up your rich entitled ass. You want to know the real reason why I just pulled a Shinji Aoba Arsonist Stunt on the Attorney Generals Office? It's because you openly announced that you were going to Cut Social Security Checks for the Elderly and that they should just suck it up and get back to work. But you yourself are worth $25 Million. Let me explain something to You "Mister I've got mine and Fuck Everyone Else". My Grandmother survived off of Government Checks into her old age because she had a Husband in the Army, and she fell into a state of health where she had a steel rod in her back and eventually had to serve out a ten year sentence in a wheelchair in Barton Hills Assisted Living. We could not afford to pay her rent because she donated most of her money to valid causes and sold her landlord properties to their tenants for lower than the original price so they could profit off of the sale of their homes and move to better neighborhoods. My grandmother was a Christian, and her Assisted Living was paid for by her Government Checks. I lifted my Grandmother in and out of that wheelchair into cars, doctors appointments, restaurants, and even the public restrooms for Ten Years of my Life before her body finally shut down and she died from Old Age. And you believe that Senior Citizens like my Grandmother Naomi Peterson should have to suck it up and go back to work while you get to live happily with your $25 Million. My Mother Debbie Brand worked for University of Texas as a Secretary Administrative Assistant her entire life during a time period where the Women were paid significantly less than their male professors even though they performed the same work detail, and she wasn't even allowed to open her own bank account without her male husband's written permission. My Mother paid into the Government System her entire life. She earned her monthly government checks. And you believe she should suck it up and go back to work while you live happily with your $25 Million. No Ken Paxton, we don't have to take this unethical shit from you. I am married to the Death Goddess that's responsible for all of the Police Officers and FBI Agents who are killed in the line of duty on a daily basis. And if you fuck up on the job like you're about to do, and all I have to do is write your name into a little black book to curse you out of your job and give you Terminal Cancer, then why should I sit back and allow you to harm innocent people who are unable to defend themselves, such as the Senior Citizens who are dependent upon their Social Security Checks that they paid into the system for their entire lives. I'm never going to get that luxury that they have, because I've been blacklisted from Retail and Theater Employment. I looked into whether I could collect Disability on Mental Health Grounds and they refused to even accept my case because I didn't have enough credits. I wasn't able to pay into the system because I've been blackballed from employment since 2010 thanks to Corporate Monsters like Tim League from the Alamo Drafthouse. And I'm never going to be able to pay into that system as long as everyone refuses to give me a job. My Parents Inheritance Money is not going to hold out forever. Once the money runs out, I'm looking at life on the streets sleeping under a bridge until the Austin Police Department arrests me for vagrancy. That's what the Future is that I was looking at. So why should I sit back and allow Criminal Politicians like you to get away with your crimes when your society has already taken every advantage away from me and I no longer have anything left to lose. Maybe you did meet my father Jim Neece in the service of your job. But you never lifted a finger to acknowledge him or his case in front of the general public after he died, and you never made an effort to acknowledge him in front of me when I came forward to you online. The FBI knew that the San Jacinto Waste Pits Investigation was a personal issue because it was connected to the death of my own father, and they refused to tell me whether or not his whistleblower case had been investigated and had all trace of me erased from their records after I had been contacting them for six years. Everyone living in the Houston area around the San Jacinto Waste Pits was diagnosed with Cancer because they were being systematically poisoned with Dioxin through the Water Supply. Jim Neece tried to warn the News Stations and the Government what was about to happen to them six years in advance and nobody listened to him. I did everything in my power to come forward with his hard drive evidence and spent a significant amount of his money mailing out hard drives and my criminal confession autobiography explaining his case to the US Government and FBI Field Offices. And nobody listened to me. Everybody in Houston has Cancer because their Government Officials and FBI Investigators have no accountability in accepting case evidence tips involving the EPA, who were not going to help them verify the hard drive evidence because it might have incriminated them. Death Note War Games isn't happening because of me. Death Note War Games is happening because of Corrupt Government Officials like you. Don't you get it? Don't you see? Your life problems and political scandals are not my fault. You knowingly and willingly made the decisions that destroyed your own career yourself. If you didn't want to be called out in front of the general public, then maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't have been committing those crimes in the first place. If you hadn't committed those crimes, then the News Stations and the General Public wouldn't have had anything on you. If you didn't want to do the time, then you shouldn't have committed the crime. So if my last act on this earth is to die in a building fire with you, or to give you terminal cancer in the event that you should escape, then I will consider that to be my final act of community service to the Senior Citizens of Texas. I can't stop you from taking me down and ruining my life. The only hope that we have left is my ability to take you with me before you get the chance to hurt everyone else that made the mistake of voting for you. Do you understand this now?
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Yes Kevin. I understand. We all understand. That's why we were here by your side every step of the way to help you through this. Ken Paxton is not an idiot Kevin. Ken Paxton understood it too before you even decided to set foot in the building with that tank of gasoline. It's not that Ken Paxton doesn't know or understand what he's done. It's that he doesn't care at all. Ken Paxton is worth $25 Million and he's sitting in a position of power where the Republican Congressmen refuse to touch him.
KEVIN NEECE:
I know General Ryuk. I know. Engaging in one sided conversations with the FBI, the CIA, the Pentagon, Centcom Headquarters, and the Austin Police Department have only taught me one thing in this life. That there is no justice in this world except for the justice that we choose to take into our own hands. And you all wonder why Uwe Boll's best movie to date was Armie Hammer's Citizen Vigilante.
KEN PAXTON:
Kevin, who are you speaking too? Are you hearing voices that are telling you to kill everyone?
KEVIN NEECE:
No, Not at all. I don't hear voices like schizophrenia, I just have friends on the other side like the Voodoo Priest Keith David from The Princess and the Frog. Harvey the Invisible Rabbit from Death Note sends his regards by the way.
(BEAT)
KEN PAXTON:
Oh My Goddess... We're completely fucked. And my last moments on this earth are standing in the room with the fucking son of Jim Neece. What did I ever do to deserve a person like you in my life?
KEVIN NEECE:
And once again, this is not about what you did to me. It's about what you want to do to everyone else. You are sitting in a position of power that makes you just as dangerous to the general public as I am. You are a monster Ken Paxton. And I should know. Because it takes a monster to know one. So perhaps its for the best that you were taken down by a total creep like me. Perhaps its for the best that this ends here and now for the both of us.
(BEAT)
LIND THE VALKYRIE:
All Right Kevin. Enough is enough. The Goddess Hotline Office humored you and let you have your fun. Now its time to call in the towel and let these people go. Even if Ken Paxton is guilty of crimes against his own voters, that doesn't mean that his entire office staff deserve to burn to death with him. Even if he did have meetings and connections to Jeffrey Epstein in the Investigation Files. One Kyoto Animation Incident was enough. The Kodansha Ltd Incident in Tokyo Japan crossed the line. And now the Towering Inferno of Ken Paxton has just shot Death Note War Games out into Outer Space.
KEN PAXTON:
Finally. Finally. Somebody from the Goddess Hotline Office has finally come to their senses.
LIND:
No Ken Paxton. You're not out of the woods yet. As Kevin Neece just said, you are presently worth $25 Million. So if you and your staff members want the Goddess Hotline Office to turn on the Fire Sprinklers and Unlock the Exits to the Building, then you are going to have to take a leap of faith and do something for all of us. You are worth $25 Million. We expect you to make a $24 Million donation to a Texas Social Security Fund for Senior Citizens right here and right now, as penance for what you just tried to do to everyone in the State of Texas. Once the money has been transferred, you and your office staff are going to fuck right off to Jeffrey Epstein's Old Residence on Little Saint James Epstein Island where you belong until Death Note War Games reaches it's final conclusions at the end of the game. Ken Paxton, you clearly do not care about the Parents of Texas that voted you into office. You knowingly chose to grant plea bargains to Republican Sex Offenders like Adam Hoffman, so you belong on Little Saint James Epstein Island which is where your true allegiance lies. With No Wifi Internet, iphones, or Landlines, No Electricity, No Boats off the Island, and no way to warn the United States about your whereabouts or what happened to you and your staff members. The Only Food Supply that you are going to have are whatever Canned Goods Jeffrey Epstein chose to store in his home, and all of this is assuming he had a normal can opener that doesn't depend on electricity. There may be a backup generator hidden somewhere on the island, but I've never been to Little Saint James so I wouldn't know where to find it.
KEN PAXTON:
Your plans are to extort me for $24 Million and make us disappear off the face of the earth like magic? What makes you think I'm not going to undo the transfer through the Legal Court Process once Death Note War Games is over.
LIND:
That's a good question Kenny. What makes you think we're going to tell anyone that you've been hidden as prisoners of war on Little Saint James Epstein Island when all of this is over? We don't have to save your lives. The Goddess Hotline Office can just throw you to the wolves like the Lord of the Flies and let you eat each other to survive when the Canned Food Supply runs out.
KEVIN NEECE:
My grandfather Roy Neece was worth $1 Million when he died, and that money was able to support him in a Lake House in Saginaw for nearly a decade after he retired. Nobody needs to have $24 Million sitting in their bank account, especially not a Public Servant that works for the Criminal Justice System. Ken Paxton. You've just been called out. You've just been caught. Your office building is ten minutes away from being incinerated to the ground with no way out. And the Fire Department isn't even aware that this is happening. So now, for once in your miserable life, you are being given one last final chance to Do the Right Thing, just like the plot of a Spike Lee movie. You can still find redemption for yourselves when all of this is over. It's not like you've actually murdered anyone like we've been doing. If we wanted you all Dead, we could have easily just written your names into the Death Note instead of showing up here in person. My Spiritual Connections to Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads and the Goddess Hotline Office grants me access to general working knowledge of everyone on Planet Earth and their home addresses, including all of the police officers, FBI agents, CIA agents, NSA agents, MI5 agents, Mossad agents, and even the entire staff of the Attorney Generals Office in Austin Texas. I could have easily taken down your entire staff in one night without warning just like I did to the Rothschild Family Organization. But you're still alive talking to me right now aren't you?
KEN PAXTON:
You son of a bitch Kevin. I'll tell you exactly why you left us alive. It's because you couldn't access the bank accounts of a Dead Man. You needed me alive to steal my life savings for your own political cause. Mark my words Kevin Neece, when all of this is over, we're going to make you disappear off the face of the earth, regardless of how many imaginary friends that you have in high places. Whatever Government Officials have been protecting you from Criminal Prosecution for the Past Nine Years, we are going to smoke them out and find them when this is over. And then your sorry ass is going to be taking out the Trash and scrubbing Toilets on Death Row in a Federal Penitentiary for the rest of your miserable short life. And that's assuming the Prison Guards don't stage your death to look like a suicide like Jeffrey Epstein.
KEVIN NEECE:
Only if you can string the bow Kenny. Only if you can string the bow.
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EXT STARBUCKS SOUTH AUSTIN - TWILIGHT
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INT STARBUCKS SOUTH AUSTIN
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Well Kevin. Now that we've had our latest misadventure on Death Note War Games, you appear to be a bit conflicted right now. Is there anything going on in your mind that you need to talk about?
KEVIN NEECE:
I'm thinking about my grandmother Naomi Peterson right now. May she rest in peace. I'm thinking about how ashamed she would be, watching down on me from Heaven right now, seeing all of the horrible things that I've done, how I almost got my own daughter killed and eaten by Sex Trafficker Cannibals, how I've completely smeared the Neece Family Name for Future Generations. And what was it all for? If we hadn't had Naomi Peterson cremated and kept her ashes sitting on our bookshelf, Death Note War Games would have had her rolling in her grave. The Movies have been lying to us all along. Vigilante Justice just isn't the fun that Hollywood Producers showcased it to be. There's a reason why Jim Carrey and Chuck Russell insisted that The Mask be downgraded from a Gory Horror Film into a Cute and Cuddly Romantic Comedy. It's just as I've learned from the Death of Juliet Cesario's Husband Scott T Leuenberger, the Bankruptcy of Tim League and Alamo Drafthouse, and the Firing of Mike Richardson from Dark Horse Comics. Vigilante Revenge might be a Human Emotion, and provide temporary satisfaction, but it doesn't appear to make the pain go away or solve anybody's life problems. Ken Paxton is right. Once all of this is over, he's just going to rig the legal court system to get his money back. And I'm most likely going to be murdered by the US Government in my Prison Cell just like they did to Jeffrey Epstein. That's the Fate that I've made for myself. That's what I'm looking at in my future.
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
Kevin... never forget that the US Government can only kill you once, and the Afterlife has to be a Real Place. Your connections to the Goddess Hotline Office confirms its existence. On top of it all, you've already died in a Helicopter Accident on Twilight Zone The Movie. But it didn't stop you from having another life now did it? Ken Paxton isn't going to get a second life after what you've done to him today. If anything, Ken Paxton is facing down the gauntlet of an eternity in Hell once the Terminal Cancer spell takes him out. But maybe, just maybe, what you did today may have taught Ken Paxton a lesson that will save his soul. Maybe, just maybe, Ken Paxton will learn his life lesson, that the ultimate truth of life is that no matter how much money and how much political power that you have, in the end, you cannot take it with you. For it is easier for a Camel to pass through the Eye of the Needle, than for a Rich Man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. That's why your grandfather Roy Neece made so many financial contributions to the Lutheran Church before he died. That's why your grandmother Naomi Peterson gave away her Late Husband's Landlord Properties to help them seek a better life. To Error is Human, but to Forgive is Truly Divine. And those who are reborn with every Heartbeat can still find redemption within the eyes of Almighty God. Do you believe that you gave Ken Paxton that redemption today? You could have easily killed him at any given time that you wanted. Instead you chose to spare their lives. That's the difference between you and Shinji Aoba.
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Nope. Nope. Kevin Neece may have spared the lives of the Attorney Generals Office, but he most definitely killed the fuck out of the Staff Members of Kodansha Ltd, Dark Horse Comics, and Spindlehorse Animation. He put them all to sleep like a bunch of Feral Cats at the City Pound.
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
I completely take it back. Kevin Neece, you are so going to Hell when all of this is over.
KEVIN NEECE:
Yeah, I think I'm going to Hell too.
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
But just remember, Misery Loves Company.
KEVIN NEECE:
You think Ken Paxton's Office Staff were ever able to find the Backup Generator or the Canned Food Supply on Little Saint James Epstein Island?
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KEN PAXTON:
I can't believe it. How the fuck did the Goddess Hotline Office manage to get us of all here without going through the Airports or TSA Security?
STAFF MEMBER:
I can't remember either. We all just passed out and woke up inside the house. Are we really on Little Saint James Epstein Island? It looks like an island, but I've never been here before.
KEN PAXTON:
Yes you idiots! We've really been stranded on Little Saint James Epstein Island as Prisoners of War! And the fucking Can Openers are nowhere to be found! The only fucking cans in his cabinet that have opening tabs are Franco American Spaghettios and Chef Boyardee! Why the fuck does Jeffrey Epstein have so much canned children's food!
STAFF MEMBER:
You're not thinking interdimensionally Ken Paxton. Jeffrey Epstein was a Notorious Child Sex Trafficker remember? So it logically stands to reason that the only legacy he would leave behind on Little Saint James Island would be the Children's Canned Food Supply.
KEN PAXTON:
And while we're on the subject, why the fucking hell does Jeffrey Epstein have so much Cream of Chicken and Cream of Mushroom Soup? What kind of freak stocks up on shit like that?
STAFF MEMBER:
The kind of sexual predator freak that has a Dentist Girlfriend named Karyna Shuliak, who removes all of his Child Victims teeth so they can't bite back when they're forced to give the Politicians Blowjobs. Apparently you can learn a lot about Jeffrey Epstein by raiding his own personal food cabinets. We'd draw straws as to who gets to sleep in the Master Bedroom, but I'm seriously questioning if anybody has changed the sheets in the past few years after Jeffrey Epstein raped all of those children on those beds. We would literally be sleeping in the dried up cum of Sexual Predators and Politicians from the Illuminati. For all we know, we could wake up with Herpes if we actually slept on those beds. I don't know about you guys, but I'm sleeping on the floor until all of this is over.
KEN PAXTON:
You dirty cowards. I'm not afraid to sleep in the Master Bedroom. Jeffrey Epstein isn't going to give me Herpes.
STAFF MEMBER:
Are you willing to make a wager on that Ken Paxton?
KEN PAXTON:
What are the conditions of such a wager?
STAFF MEMBER:
We'd bet you $1 Million that sleeping on Jeffrey Epstein's Bed is going to give you Herpes.
KEN PAXTON:
Don't be so silly. Our office doesn't pay any of you enough for you to engage in a Gentleman's Wager over $1 Million.
STAFF MEMBER:
Let's see you put your money where you mouth is Ken Paxton. I'd bet Ah My Goddess Fans and Senior Citizens all over the State of Texas would pay full price theater admission to watch a stupid plot like that.
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