To the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps In Summary of Recent Events

To the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps,

I'm sure that you understand the situation that Kevin Neece has pointed out to you, but just in case you need me to restate my position and make things perfectly clear, I will do my best to summarize.

In response to Iran's claims that the Nation of Israel was collaborating with the Jinn to death curse your Army, Kevin Neece came forward with his witchcraft investigation into the Ah My Goddess anime series and the Satanic Cult's influence over Hollywood Movies to confirm that your fears about the existence of the Jinn were indeed correct.

Kevin Neece's work on Ah My Goddess resulted in him being married to a Jinn claiming to be Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads, and there were three fortune teller goddesses named after Urd Verdandi and Skuld as a Heathen Custom to name their children after Norse Goddesses and Dead Ancestors so that their spirits would be reincarnated and "live again". Kevin Neece gave you all of his supporting evidence warning you that the Goddesses of Fate were real, that in real life they were professional serial killers connected to the deaths of everyone on planet earth, meaning that Kevin Neece's relationship to Hekate was classifiable as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Kevin Neece specifically warned you that you would not be able to use his Witchcraft Cartoons in the service of a Weapon against the United States because the cartoons do not operate in the technical sense. The Satania Invocation Mantra featured in the cartoons invoke the Death Goddesses, upon which they are presented with an argument in the form of logical discussion and story ideas, not unlike the story of Scheherazade and 1001 Arabian Nights, thus manifesting in the form of Death Incidents on Social Media News connected to the Deaths of Hollywood Actors, Underage Children, and Police Officers who are killed in the line of duty. Kevin Neece also presented evidence to you that his attempts to use a Death Note Replica may have resulted in the COVID-19 shutdown of the United States and the Death of 600,000 Civilians.

Kevin Neece also warned you that the Second Reason you could not use his Witchcraft Cartoons in the Service of a Weapon was because the Death Goddesses were Feminists and Iran is infamously known for their discrimination laws against Women, meaning that Hekate and the Goddess Hotline Office have no real incentive to help you.

Kevin Neece also warned you that the Witchcraft Petitions featured in the Cartoons only work one time, meaning that if you put yourself into danger a second time in the exact same manner as the first time, the Cartoons could no longer be used to defend you, such as they did the first time around.

When President Donald Trump threatened the Nation of Iran with an act of Genocide, Kevin Neece took all of his articles he had been sending you, and emailed them to the entire United Nations, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the White House, the CIA, the Pentagon, the MI5, the NSA, and he contacted CENTCOM Commander Adm Brad Cooper who was showcased in the News as being directly involved in the Attacks on Iran. Kevin Neece gave all of the same research materials that he sent you to CENTCOM to try and logically talk them down from exterminating your Civilians.

Kevin Neece used his Black Mirror to Petition the Goddess Hotline Office on Iran's Behalf to intervene in the Threatened Genocide Attack on your Power Plants and Bridges in hopes of saving Civilian Lives, and 20 minutes after the Ah My Goddess Invocation Cartoons were screened into the Mirror, it was announced that Pakistan was able to talk Donald Trump down in the service of a Two Week Cease Fire. 

While it is entirely forgivable that the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps were incited by Israel's Massive Attack on Lebanon, which they deem to be a Violation of the Ceasefire, what is NOT FORGIVABLE is Iranian Soldiers were caught and called out for the RAPE AND TORTURE AND DISEMBOWLMENT of Women.

Kevin Neece warned all of you that the Goddess Hotline Office were Feminists, that they were able to function like a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and that they would no longer have incentive to help you in this war if you didn't accept diplomacy. And your Iranian Soldiers INSULTED THE DEATH GODDESSES by RAPING AND TORTURING THE WOMEN IN YOUR CUSTODY.

Your Soldiers may be Vicious, but they are also Arrogant and Stupid. You just took the only Weapon of Mass Destruction that Iran may have had at their disposal, the System Force depicted in Ah My Goddess, and you threw it away so you could RAPE AND TORTURE THE WOMEN. There is no diplomacy you can engage in that will talk your way out of the Sex Crimes that your Soldiers have just committed.

The United States has 1,800 Nuclear Weapons that can be launched within a timespan of 15 Minutes. Iran has NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS, NO ABILITIES TO MAKE MISSILES, meaning you have been operating off of your stock materials and the United States can outrun your resources. There is no Missile that you can launch that can attack the Goddess Hotline Office because they are invisible intangible Death Goddesses, connected to the Deaths of Everyone on Planet Earth, and they can set you up and kill you in the field of battle like a Final Destination Movie. You might as well be threatening the United States with a Swiss Army Knife in a Nuclear Weapons Fight.

The Goddess Hotline Office did everything within their power to reason with Iran and talk down the United States Government on your behalf, and your Soldiers spat in their faces and insulted them by RAPING AND TORTURING THE WOMEN.

Even if Hekate implements the Petition against Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu, it is not because he is an enemy of Iran, it's because Kevin Neece realizes that he was the ENEMY OF ALL THE PARENTS IN THE UNITED STATES due to the Mossad's Involvement in a Child Sex Trafficking Blackmail Operation depicted in the Epstein Files.

If you lose this war, and you get wiped out and killed like a Final Destination movie, it is because the Goddess Hotline Office turned the System Force against you when you RAPED AND TORTURED THE WOMEN IN YOUR CUSTODY which was an insulting slap in the face after they just tried to save Civilian Lives in Iran. That is Not Kevin Neece's Fault. That is YOUR FAULT. There is nothing Strategic involved in the RAPE AND TORTURE OF WOMEN. What your Soldiers have just done was an act of stupidity. What is about to happen to all of you is called Karma. Actions have Consequences. And Nobody can Escape Their Fate.

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To President Donald Trump Regarding Lucrative Oil Deals with Iran

Dear President Donald Trump,

This is Kevin Neece from the Goddess Hotline Office. You have a bad habit of going on Live National Television and saying stupid shit that makes the American Public lash out at you. So I am going to do you a favor and save you from your own stupidity. If you figure out a way to engage in diplomacy with Iran and you talk them down, I am strongly advising you in this matter, DO NOT GO ON TELEVISION BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS DEAL YOU MADE WITH THEM ON THE OIL.

These Iranian Soldiers that you are trying to talk down are publicly raping, torturing, and disemboweling the women, cutting out their wombs to hide the evidence. You do not want to tell the American Public what a bunch of great guys they are just because you are war profiteering off of an oil deal. 

When you were threatening to wipe out their Civilians, their Women, and their Children, I felt sorry for them because you attacked them first, which classifies as a War Crime. All of this madness and chaos that is happening right now is because President Donald Trump and the Prime Minister of Israel antagonized them into self defense mode, and now they are refusing to listen to reason and torturing the women to show off how scary they can be. This is absolutely your fault. If these people launch an attack on American Civilians in the United States Parks and Cities, it's because you bombed their School Children first. Why should Iran show mercy to us when you led by example by showing no mercy to their civilians and their children.

I can accept responsibility for my role in this too. When Kevin Neece made the witchcraft curse film Marller Gets a Spinoff 86 47 and screened it into his Black Mirror on Halloween Night, instead of immediately taking President Donald Trump out of commission, it may have resulted in your Physical Health Side Effects and Dementia that is being spotted by Medical Health Professionals on Social Media News. The Witchcraft Curse featured in the Cartoon may be slowly killing you via Natural Causes and the side effects of the curse are irreversible. You are making irrational decisions in this War with Iran because of Mental Decay side effects that were caused by my Ah My Goddess cartoons and it is escalating the situation and making things even worse than if Kevin Neece had simply left you alone. And for my part in all of this, I am sorry. I clearly did not think this through.

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To the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps Concerning Recent Torture Methods

To the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps,

Kevin Neece here from the Goddess Hotline Office,

Whatever Good Will and Sympathy Votes your Country may had held in your own Self Defense, it just went flying out the window when your soldiers had a 27 year old woman raped and disemboweled and forced to walk the streets holding her own intestines. And it's happening to people in your prisons too. If Art the Clown had pulled that stunt in a Terrifier Franchise Horror Movie, the Audiences in America would have cheered you on, but since you went out and did it for real, nobody in their right goddamn minds is ever going to defend you again.

Those Goddesses of Fate that Sabotaged the US Military Attack on Iran are Feminists. You are not supporting your cause by raping and torturing women, you are inciting Urd Verdandi and Skuld to have your soldiers wiped out and killed like a Final Destination movie and they can easily get away with it because you are fighting in a war. These Goddesses of Fate come from the Viking Era where Viking Soldiers died in battle all the time after they raped and killed women. Skuld the Death Goddess was a Valkyrie who took Fallen Soldiers to the Afterlife, but I sincerely doubt that Valhalla is a real place for Iranian Soldiers who die in battle. 

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To the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps Regarding Two Weeks Ceasefire

This is Kevin Neece from the Goddess Hotline Office Austin Texas Branch.

This is my first, last, and final warning to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps

What Kevin Neece did last night when he petitioned the Goddess Hotline Office to intervene in President Donald Trump's threats to commit genocide against Iran. I didn't do it to help your military cause. I did it to protect your Civilians, your Women, and your Children from being exterminated in an Act of Genocide. One that was done in the service of saving Spoiled Rotten Americans a few dollars at the gas pump, which is the most petty, stupid, and disrespectful reasons I can think of for a Christian Government to mass murder women and children.

During World War II, it was common practice for Witches Covens to perform spells to protect England from the Nazi Party, and in some ways, that perfectly explains what Kevin Neece did when he attempted to use his Black Mirror Invocations to sabotage a threatened US Military Operation against the Nation of Iran with the System Force depicted in the Ah My Goddess anime show.

But these Goddesses of Fate, or the Jinn, whatever you choose to call them, they are not going to continue helping you when you are unable to help yourselves. You made a deal with the Trump Administration for a Two Week Ceasefire, and within minutes of that deal being reported to the general public, you broke that ceasefire to send missiles against Israel and the fighting continued.

This is not strategic. What you did was an act of blatant stupidity made even worse by the fact that it was deadly.

I have no military experience and cannot advise you in how to fight a war. I am in complete agreement that the Nation of Israel, the Rothschild Family Organization, and the Trump Administration are the Villains in this war.

But Kevin Neece cannot continue to keep putting himself in the line of fire to defend you people when you have just showcased that your greatest enemy is yourselves and your own stupidity.

Every time that I send out mass emails to the US Government and the United Nations, it puts my online accounts at risk and my attempts to pull last night's sabotage stunt resulted in my online accounts being disabled and my blogs removed. I was able to restore everything but I cannot keep getting away with this.

I'm still going to petition the Goddess Hotline Office tonight to cut Benjamin Netanyahu's lifespan short within the next three years, but that is not going to do your army a lot of good when you are engaging in battles right here and right now. Three years is a long time to be at war.

If you people engage in diplomacy and you make a deal, then you need to keep your obligations to that deal for your own safety and self-defense. The Goddess Hotline Office did everything within their power to offer you a way out and you chose to take that miracle and fucked it up.

That is not Kevin Neece's fault. That is entirely your fault. I am not responsible for your fuck ups.

Now get your fucking acts together, use your diplomacy to think outside the box, and figure out a peaceful resolution to this fucking mess because once Kevin Neece performs tonight's petition, the Goddess Hotline Office's services to Iran are hereby finished.

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To the Nation of Israel: Goddess Hotline Office vs The War in Iran

To the Nation of Israel,

These are all of the articles Kevin Neece sent out to the entire United Nations and all of the Intelligence Agencies and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps building up to President Donald Trump’s threatened attack on the Nation of Iran on Lindsay Ashley Neece’s birthday 4/7/2004. Kevin Neece petitioned the Goddess Hotline Office to sabotage the mission with the System Force just two hours before deadline and by all appearances it worked. 

If you want my personal opinion on what just went down last night, President Donald Trump is taking all of the public criticisms for his War Crime Threats, but his role in this war was done under Blackmail from the Mossad. The Very Idea that the Government of Israel, run by Jewish Politicians, would try to blackmail the American President into performing an act of Genocide against 93 Million Civilians is the deepest slap in the face to the 6 Million Jewish Holocaust Victims from World War II. And adding insult to the injury, it almost happened on my daughter's birthday.

As much as Kevin Neece would like to file a Death Note Petition against Benjamin Netanyahu, it is not practical. I may be married to a Death Goddess Jinn Spirit Wife, but I am sorry to inform you that there is no real life witchcraft equivalent to the curse in the fictional Death Note Anime Series that can kill a person via a Heart Attack in 60 Seconds. It doesn't exist, and it's probably for good reason. The closest thing I could find is called a Hekate Burn Letter Petition which can take up to three years to go into effect. That is not practical in times of war. Even if Kevin Neece has the ability to cut Benjamin Netanyahu's life short within the next three years, he can still do a lot of damage in the time it takes to go into effect. Based on what just happened last night, I am left with no other option but to petition the Goddess Hotline Office to cut Benjamin Netanyahu's life short anyways, just in case it actually works. Actions come with Consequences. And nobody can escape their Fate.

To Marco Rubio With Love Kevin Neece

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/to-marco-rubio-with-love-kevin-neece_4.html?m=1

To Marco Rubio Follow-up

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/to-marco-rubio-followup-email-from.html?m=1

The Most Horrible War Crime of All: My Final Thoughts to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-most-horrible-war-crime-of-all-my.html?m=1

The Yggdrasil System Force vs The War in Iran

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-yggdrasil-system-force-vs-war-on_7.html?m=1

To CENTCOM Commander Adm Brad Cooper: Final Thoughts on Tonight’s Attack on Iran

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/to-centcom-commander-adm-brad-cooper.html?m=1

The Mokkurkalfi Report: What Happened After the Goddess Hotline Office Petition for Iran?

https://kadianstrashbinproductions.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-mokkurkalfi-report-what-happened.html?m=1

The Mokkurkalfi Report: What Happened After the Goddess Hotline Office Petition for Iran?

This is Kevin Neece's Report detailing what happened before, during, and after he petitioned the Goddess Hotline Office on behalf of the Citizens, Women, and Children of Iran.

Throughout most of today, Donald Trump was threatening up to the last minute to bomb all of the power plants and bridges in Iran with no regard for the lives of Civilians, and even threatened to commit an act of genocide against Iran's 93 Million Civilian Population.

Around 5pm while it was still daylight, Kevin Neece lit up two black candles in front of his Black Mirror, which functions as a Makeshift Access Terminal to the Yggdrasil System. Kevin Neece lit up three sticks of Bayou Witch Frankincense and Myrrh Incense.

Kevin Neece played the First DVD of the Oh My Goddess 1995 OVA featuring the first three episodes to prepare the Goddesses of Fate for the Invocation. The Three Fates are spiritually attracted to their likenesses in the Anime Show when you screen it into the Black Mirror.

As the intro for the first cartoon played, Kevin Neece performed the exact same witchcraft prayers featured in the opening of Marller Gets a Spinoff 86 47. The Prayer for the Three Norns, The Prayer for Hekate, and the Satania Mantra for Lucifer, Hekate, Garadaera Saladorga, Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana, and Santa Muerte.

Once the Invocation was Performed, Kevin Neece explained that he was invoking them to watch the cartoon to prepare for a later invocation designed to prevent President Donald Trump from mass murdering everyone in the Nation of Iran on Lindsay Ashley Neece's birthday.

During the scene where Belldandy explains to Keiichi what the Ultimate Force is, Kevin Neece told the Goddesses of Fate that the Ultimate Force was exactly what he wanted the Goddess Hotline Office to do to Donald Trump's Illegal War Crime Operation to prevent the Attack on Iran. Kevin Neece requested the Goddesses of Fate to use the System Force to Sabotage Donald Trump.

The First Three Episodes played for the next 90 minutes starting at 5pm and ending at 6:30pm. Kevin Neece took a break to make himself a sandwich while the animated DVD Intro played on a repeated loop into his Black Mirror.

Around 6:48pm, less than 20 minutes after Kevin Neece invoked Urd, Verdandi, Skuld, and Hekate to watch the cartoons, an article was released online detailing that Donald Trump agreed to a Two Week Ceasefire with Iran and the Attack on Iran was called off.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/article/trump-agrees-to-two-week-ceasefire-deal-with-iran-after-threatening-to-wipe-out-its-whole-civilization-how-we-got-here-and-what-could-happen-next-193210369.html

What you have just witnessed with the System Force is best described by Kevin Neece's Occultist Mentor Saul Ravencraft: "Whether something happens by Witchcraft, or whether something happens by Pure Coincidence, it does not matter. All that matters is did you achieve the effect you were aiming for?"

At 7:20pm, Kevin Neece lit up three more sticks of Bayou Witch Frankincense and Myrrh Incense while the DVD menu kept playing and performing the Witchcraft Invocation for the Goddess Hotline Office a second time, this time with the intention of reading off all of the articles that Kevin Neece has been posting on his Blog and sending to the United Nations and Intelligence Agencies.

Kevin Neece finished the petition at 7:48pm. As President Donald Trump had already agreed to a two week ceasefire with Iran, Kevin Neece deemed it no longer necessary to perform the Satania Mantra 100 times such as he did resulting in the January 6th Insurrection Riot manifesting on the same day as the 16th Anniversary of Ah My Goddess Season One.

This is the end of my report.

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To CENTCOM Commander Adm Brad Cooper: Final Thoughts on Tonight's Attack on Iran

To Centcom Commander Adm Brad Cooper

This is Ah My Goddess Political Satirist Kevin Neece’s final thoughts to Centcom Commander Adm Brad Cooper on tonight’s planned attack on Iran.

Kevin Neece has already stated his case against this attack on Iran in the first email. You are probably asking yourself what I want you to do about it. I have already presented you with evidence signed by 100 international lawyers lawyers that what Donald Trump is doing to Iran classifies as a War Crime.

https://justsecurity.org/135423/professors-letter-international-law-iran-war/

According to the Austin Police Department Training Manual, there is a policy in place that a Police Superior shall not issue an unlawful order and a Police Officer shall not obey one. If a Police Officer is given an unlawful order, it is their responsible to stand up to their superior and present their case as to why they cannot carry out the order or they will be punished for Insubordinate Behavior.

Kevin Neece can only assume that the US Army operates under similar rules and regulations as a Standard Police Department. I don’t know, you tell me, you are the one who educated yourself on Army Policies. You would have to know to be serving in the position appointed to you.

President Donald Trump claims that his attack on Iran is being done in the service to liberate them. But he also claims that he is more than prepared to commit genocide taking all of the civilians women and children down with them. These two statements contradict themselves and the members of US Congress that President Donald Trump illegally bypassed admit to the general public that his statements classified as threatened War Crimes.

6 Million Jews died in World War II because the Nazis followed orders and did their jobs. They were charged with War Crimes after the war was over because they followed orders.

According to Yahoo AI there are 92 Million People living in Iran. If Donald Trump exterminates the entire country, that body count is significantly higher than the death toll in World War II and because your attack is a War Crime, you can be taken to trial for it once the war is over.

If you have any moral conscience about this, you will stand up to US Congress and the President and take the punishment in front of the American Public. Getting court marshaled has to be preferable than taking the blame for the genocide of 92 Million people.

Life doesn’t thank you for doing the right thing. Sometimes life punishes you for it. I cannot force you to go through with this, only you have the power to decide what you are going to do.

President Donald Trump and the Republicans claim to be Christians, but Jesus Christ was not about only showing forgiveness to other Christians, he was about showing forgiveness and the right to human life to your enemies.

Iran did not initially attack the United States in this war. Everything that they have done was in self defense. They don’t want a ceasefire, they just want America to stop attacking them. They have already been punished enough.

There is no need to murder an entire nation of civilians just so a bunch of spoiled Americans can save a few extra dollars at the gas pump. Even Donald Trump has stated that he is not going to try and take the oil because the American Public doesn’t want a ground war.

That is all I’ve got to say on the matter