Ah My Goddess: The Tutelage of Seiji Noma
Written by Kevin Neece and
Urdr Verdandi Skolde Nornir
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THIS MOVIE IS RATED X
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KODANSHA VIDEO
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EXT BOKUTO POLICE DEPARTMENT - DAY
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INT BOKUTO POLICE DEPARTMENT OFFICE
OFFICER KEN NAKAJIMA:
Chief, we received an anonymous tip from a Delivery Boy
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that someone in the Front Office of Kodansha Ltd was nonresponsive.
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He couldn't verify if she
was either dead or alive.
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And he couldn't find anybody in
the lobby to respond to him.
CHIEF:
Have you already sent an
officer to check on them?
OFFICER KEN NAKAJIMA:
According to their report...
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all of their staff members are
laying on their desks passed out.
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Some of them are passed
out in the Elevators.
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Everyone throughout the building looks like they fell asleep wherever they were standing.
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Every single time one of them had
their pulse checked, they were dead.
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Like literally, all
of them are dead.
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With no logical explanation
for how it happened to them.
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It's as if they all passed out and
died from natural causes in their sleep.
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You know, like when you take your cat
to the vet and they put them to sleep.
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Except they're not cats sir.
All of them are Manga Artists.
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If everyone in the building
had died from a Gas Leak...
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The investigating officers would
have passed out and died with them.
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So it's not a Gas Leak.
CHIEF:
Have you tried logging into their
work computers to check their emails?
OFFICER KEN NAKAJIMA:
We can't access any of the computers because we don't know their logins or passwords.
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I mean, if there was a Receptionist or Intern, then they might have looked it up.
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But as far as we can tell. There's nobody left alive that works at Kodansha Ltd.
NATSUMI TSUJIMOTO:
I just got off the phone with Mangaka
Kosuke Fujishima from Tarhiki Hongan Temple.
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He appears to be still alive. Unless
I was talking to the Living Dead.
OFFICER KEN NAKAJIMA:
But Kosuke Fujishima wasn't in the
building like the other staff members.
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I recall you telling us that he's
been working from home for Toppu GP.
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Are there any other employees
that have been working from home?
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Are any of them still alive?
NATSUMI TSUJIMOTO:
If they are, I wouldn't know who
they are or how to contact them.
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Based on what you've just told us
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all of their contact information would be on the computers we're locked out of.
CHIEF:
We just suffered and survived through the entire Kyoto Animation Arsonist Stunt with Shinji Aoba...
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He killed 36 people and put 35 more
of them in the Burn Ward Clinic.
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Are you seriously telling me that everyone working at Rival Anime Company have been mass murdered?
OFFICER KEN NAKAJIMA:
That's what I've been trying to tell you. It doesn't look like any of them were murdered.
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It looks like they passed out and died in their sleep all over the building.
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The entire staff of Kodansha Ltd were put to sleep like Feral Cats in the City Pound.
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If some deranged disgruntled sociopath walked in and try to go postal on them...
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That would make perfect sense because they would all be shot dead on the floor.
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But a single person couldn't possibly
kill hundreds of people one at a time
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and take down nearly all
two hundred staff members.
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Doesn't it stand to reason that the other staff members would have seen them coming.
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Even if an entire army of people stormed their offices to attack them all at once
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Don't you think that at least one of them would have called the police to report them?
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Wouldn't the entire assault incident be video recorded on their security cameras?
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None of this makes any sense.
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This does not look like any of these
people were the victim of foul play.
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It looks like they were all wiped out
and killed by an Invisible Act of God.
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It's as if they pissed somebody off and then Karma took them out with a Vengeance.
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Natsumi, you associate with people who worked on the Ah My Goddess series for Kodansha Ltd.
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Have you heard of anybody associated with Kodansha Ltd that has the ability to do something like this?
NATSUMI TSUJIMOTO:
If we knew somebody that could
perform a stunt like this...
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And they were associated with
the Ah My Goddess anime series
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Why would they choose to spare Kosuke Fujishima's life and kill everyone else he worked with in his place?
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EXT HAZBIN HOTEL - DAY
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INT HAZBIN HOTEL LOBBY - DAY
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Hey Lucifer. Want to hear a fun
piece of trivia I've just learned?
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There are presently 6,900 employees that work for the Rothschild Family Organization.
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Want to know how I know this?
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Because all 6,900 of those employees just showed up in Hell without warning at the same time.
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And get this, our intelligence connections just informed us that the entire animation staff...
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of Spindlehorse Animation is being held hostage as Prisoners of War in the Dungeons of Niflheim.
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The only one that didn't die and show
up in Hell was Vivienne Medrano.
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Somebody just mass murdered Spindlehorse Animation and then they left Vivienne Medrano alive to flip us off.
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Lucifer... Buddy... Did you give
somebody on Earth a Death Note?
LUCIFER:
Are you fucking insane? No Demon in Hell is stupid enough to give a Human Being a fucking Death Note!
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Everybody that watches that
fucking anime show believes...
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that if they had the book, it would
solve all of their life problems!
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Bullshit on that! Nothing good could
ever come from owning a Death Note!
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Yes Lucifer. That's exactly
what's just happened to us.
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All of our Illuminati Occultists on
Earth that work for us just died.
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And Nothing Good
Has Come From It.
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Every person that just showed up in the Hellerverse has died from a Heart Attack!
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Does anything about this situation
sound familiar to you?
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LUCIFER! DID YOU GIVE
SOMEBODY A DEATH NOTE!
LUCIFER:
In the name of my father, I did not
give anybody on Earth a Death Note.
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As someone who is infamously known
for starting up Wartime Conflicts...
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You would think that you would be happy about this situation to be honest.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Not when it's somebody else on earth that's doing it! Where's the fucking fun in that?
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Why the fuck would anybody want to take over my job responsibilities when they could just ask me?
LUCIFER:
Do you want to know what you
just said reminds me of?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Oh so now this situation
reminds you of somebody?
LUCIFER:
It reminds me of the story that Belldandy Nornir told us about Kevin Neece and the Alamo Drafthouse.
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Kevin Neece wanted to edit their preshow video mixtapes. But Alamo Creative already had a Preshow Artist named Laird Jimenez.
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So he bootlegged all of Laird Jimenez's preshows to flip Tim League off so he could pretend he was doing their job.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
I've actually worked with Kevin Neece as a co-writer on Ah My Goddess Touched by an Angel.
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Are you trying to imply that Kevin Neece is after my fucking job after what he did to Kosuke Fujishima?
LUCIFER:
Belldandy Nornir specifically told us that Kevin Neece was invoking Sepheranz the Spider Queen in his cartoons.
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She said that he was trying to replicate a Death Note.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Absolutely Fascinating. And what exactly is Sepheranz the Spider Queen famous for?
LUCIFER:
She's the Goddess that tortures
Pedophiles and Sex Offenders.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
And what were all of the
Epstein Clients doing?
LUCIFER:
They were Raping Children with the Silent Consent of the United States Congress and the FBI.
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Some fucking Jew from Israel tried to blackmail the President into starting a War with Iran.
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He was threatening to commit genocide against 93 Million Civilians just so Spoiled Americans could save a few dollars at the gas pump.
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Somebody Petitioned the Goddess Hotline Office less than Two Hours before the Attack and the President backed out.
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It's a fucking shame too. We've been waiting to watch those Iranian Sand Niggers get wiped out for decades.
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Instead they death cursed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with Blood Cancer.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Why the fucking hell would a Hekatean Witch care about sparing the lives of the Iranian Sand Nigger Population?
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Their Army Members rape and torture the Female Protesters that under their protective custody in their prison cells.
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If the Goddess Hotline Office is a staff of Valkyries that were raped and killed during the Viking Era...
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Those Shield Maidens would be brutally offended by what the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps were doing to their women.
LUCIFER:
That's what I said. It doesn't make sense for somebody to save all of the civilian lives in Iran.
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Then they turned around and Death Cursed the Prime Minister of Israel with Blood Cancer.
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And then they turned around and murdered the entire staff of the Rothschild Family Illuminati in One Night.
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And it's all been happening back to back.
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Is Kevin Neece in need of a
Mental Health Professional?
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Has anybody introduced Kevin Neece
to a service called Intregal Care?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
I am fairly certain that Intregal Care has never helped a single mental health patient in their entire existence.
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In fact, I think the entire reason Intregal Care exists is because the Demon Realm was trying to drive people to Suicide.
LUCIFER:
Well Intregal Care must be doing a bang up job because Kevin Neece trusted them and now he's killing everyone.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Lucifer... if Kevin Neece has a Death Note and he's targeting the Cult of Baal and the Epstein Clients...
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Then we're all going to have to find jobs at Intregal Care, because we sure as fuck won't be employed down here anymore.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
I've been listening to this entire conversation and I have a suggestion for both of you.
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Perhaps you should let me handle this situation. I'm the nice one remember? People love me.
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If anybody can talk some sense into Kevin Neece and talk him out of this Death Note War... well...
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I'm supposed to take over Lucifer's Job Responsibilities as the Princess of Hell.
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I mean... if I can't handle this situation, then how can I be expected to run Hell at all?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Charlie? Have you ever been to Earth before?
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
Is it anything like the Hellerverse?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Charlie... it's even better than the Hellerverse. You actually get to fuck with people and kill them.
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Then they all come down here and you get to fuck with them, torture them, and kill them again.
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Planet Earth is like fucking Disneyland for the Demon Realm.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
If life on Planet Earth is so great, then why do you both insist on working down here?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Charlie... you're completely missing the point of the story here. We don't like Human Beings.
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We fucking hate Human Beings. We despise the Human Race with a Fucking Passion. It's our reason for living.
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The only fun we derive from the Human Race is fucking with them and killing them.
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And Planet Earth gives
us an outlet to do both.
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Planet Earth is like having your cake and eating it too. It's the best of both worlds.
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Planet Earth is like getting double penetrated as a Woman in a Pornographic Movie produced by Asmodeus.
LUCIFER:
I do hear they make good movies.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Not really. American Cinema died in the 1970s. There's a reason why the Hellerverse doesn't watch Earth Programs.
LUCIFER:
Are you sure it's safe for my daughter to visit Planet Earth by herself during a Death Note War?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
Oh course Charlie Morningstar will be safe. Worst Case Scenario. If things get to bad...
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All Charlie Morningstar and Vaggie have to do is commit Ritualistic Suicide and they'll be right back here.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
And what's the difference if we get Death Note Cursed during the Kevin Neece Terrorist Attack?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
You and Vaggie will both be sentenced to the Dungeons of Niflheim as Prisoners of War.
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But you'll also be in the same company as the Fallen Staff Members of Spindlehorse Animation.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
So Ritualistic Suicide brings us home to the Hazbin Hotel. But the Death Note sends us to the Dungeons of Niflheim?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
I hear Niflheim is actually quite lovely this time of year. It'll be like a Vacation to Hawaii. Niflheim's got Active Volcanos.
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You won't be able to visit them because you'll be cooling your heals in a Prison Cell but...
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You're not going to have that problem. Because you have confidence that you can do your job.
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You're the Nice One remember? Kevin Neece is going to love you!
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
Didn't Kevin Neece just Death Note the entire Staff of Spindlehorse Animation?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
But he didn't kill Vivienne Medrano now did he? That should give you an idea of where you stand.
LUCIFER:
I'm not going to lie to you.
You may have to fuck him.
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If Kevin Neece had simply had a proper sex life. We probably wouldn't be in this mess the first place.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
Jesus Fucking Christ Dad. I'm not going to have sex with the writer of Ah My Goddess.
LUCIFER:
You're a lesbian. He's been eating pussy every night for the past fifteen years.
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Trust me on this. You are the perfect match to fuck this guy.
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
No I'm in agreement with Lucifer.
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If all negotiations with Kevin Neece fail...
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Keep him distracted him by fucking the living daylights out of him, and have Vaggie steal the Death Note.
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Once Vaggie finds Kevin Neece's Death Note... Terminate Kevin Neece with Extreme Prejudice.
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I want Kevin Neece fucking dead while he's still hard inside you, like Kevin Tenney's Night of the Demons.
CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:
I don't have to swallow his cum too do I?
ANDRAS THE MARQUIS OF DISCORD:
No, but you might want to ask yourself if you enjoy doing lots of Anal Sex.
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Anal Sex is highly encouraged. Just get the job done and kill Kevin Neece.
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EXT HAZBIN HOTEL - DAY
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EXT AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT HEADQUARTERS - DAY
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INT AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT OFFICE - DAY
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Jason... you were assigned to an Occult Investigation for the past nine years where a criminal informant...
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Was under the belief that his anime show was haunted by Witchcraft Goddesses that were death cursing people.
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Somebody just contacted us in concerns about hundreds of Hollywood Film Producers and Politicians...
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were found dead in random places as if they passed out and died in their sleep
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And every single one of them was mentioned in the Epstein Files.
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Does anything about these random deaths sound familiar to the case you've been working on?
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Do you have something
you need to tell us?
DETECTIVE JASON:
It's Kevin Neece. He's been sending us daily emails for the last nine years concerning Death Curse Experiments.
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Kevin Neece was testing to see if his association with Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads would enable him...
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to activate a Death Note Replica that any person on the internet could find from Walmart.
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Every time one of his Anime Fan Films or Hekate Burn Letter Petitions kills somebody by coincidence,
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he writes in to us and takes credit by pointing out the Irony and Coincidences that his Goddesses leave as a Calling Card.
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Kevin Neece believes that the Three Goddesses from his Anime Show death cursed ten of our police officers for their own amusement.
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Kevin Neece also invoked the Goddesses of Fate to perform Tarot Card Reads on the Homicide Unit and Intelligence Unit...
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Because he was trying to help us figure out if the Goddess Hotline Office was spying on our personal lives.
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The Tarot Card Invocations backfired because both Christian Fritz and Valeria Wosnig were death cursed.
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He didn't know the Goddesses were going to kill them. Everybody that the Goddesses kill are chosen at random.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Is there any particular reason why you haven't attempted to have Kevin Neece committed on Insanity Grounds?
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Did you ever attempt to give Kevin Neece one of our business cards for Intregal Care?
DETECTIVE JASON:
We were placed under orders by the
higher ups not to engage with him.
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He keeps getting lucky with the Traffic Cops because they run his license into the system...
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and it warns them to let him off with a warning.
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I know this guy sounds crazy, but for a criminal information he's sure captured the love and attention of the Pentagon.
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There must be something about Kevin Neece's occult logic that the Pentagon and the CIA cannot get enough of...
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Because he tried to write into the FBI with his crimes for six years and they have no information about him on file.
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Somebody high up had this guy erased
from the Criminal Justice Records.
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And Kevin Neece is under the impression that the Goddess Hotline Office are the ones protecting him.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
And why have I never heard about
the Goddess Hotline Office?
DETECTIVE JASON:
Your children have heard of
the Goddess Hotline Office.
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A Japanese Mangaka made a Devil's Bargain with them and he fictionalized them into a Children's Show.
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Everyone forgot about them when their anime show was cancelled but apparently they are still operational.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
I'm sorry, I have no real
context for any of this.
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All that I know is that the Epstein Clients are dying without explanation all over the news.
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And everybody in the Criminal Justice System keeps contacting us over the phones and emails...
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Because they believe the person responsible lives in the Austin Texas Area and knows us.
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And the person you're talking about sounds like he's an undercover intelligence operative...
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And he's been moonlighting as an
anime filmmaker as his cover.
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Am I correct in all this?
DETECTIVE JASON:
He doesn't work for the CIA.
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He doesn't work for the MI5.
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He doesn't work for the Pentagon.
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He doesn't work for the Mossad.
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He doesn't work for United States Congress.
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His last listed employment was he worked as a Dishwasher for Alamo Drafthouse Lake Creek in 2010.
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And then he pirated nearly 350 of their preshows using notes on his order cards and got away with it.
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Kevin Neece is the most successful theater pirate in United States History and the MPAA refuses to touch him.
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He has no money. He has no film producer influence. His grandfather used to be rich but he died years ago.
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Everybody that he sends emails to refuses to respond to him. But they also don't block him or threaten him to stop.
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And the company that owns the Characters IP Rights to all of his fan films refuses to press charges against him.
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Kevin Neece says that his connections to the Goddesses didn't turn him into the next Keiichi Morisato...
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It turned him into a Serial Killer
that we've never seen before.
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He doesn't intentionally try to
hurt anybody himself in person.
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He just watches movies and his Demon
Spirit Wives kill people for him.
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We cannot press charges against a Greek Mythology Demon when the US Government claims she doesn't exist.
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There are Facebook Groups
that believe she's real.
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But Kevin Neece rarely
associates with them.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
How do you believe Kevin Neece
is doing all of this?
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Are you trying to tell us
that Death Note is Real?
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Is there any reason why we should
be afraid to confront him about this?
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According to the rules of the Television Show, doesn't he need our names to use that book?
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Our employees names aren't available
to the general public on the website.
DETECTIVE JASON:
It's Rocket Reach. Kevin Neece got the names of the entire Austin Police Staff Members off of Rocket Reach.
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If we attempt to negotiate with him and he thinks we're about to arrest him.
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He could wipe out and kill our entire
staff within a matter of thirty minutes.
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If all of the Police Officers Names in the United States are available to the general public on the business websites...
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Then that means that Kevin Neece can potentially exterminate any police station in United States
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within less than one hour. He doesn't even need to pay them for an online membership.
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He doesn't need our contact information. He just needs their
names and they are available for free on the websites.
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Kevin Neece has just declared open war on the Illuminati Occultists and the Cult of Baal involved in the Epstein Investigation.
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If you really want to know my
personal opinion on their chances...
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They're probably going to lose.
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If the Goddess Hotline Office has the ability to manipulate our Reality like the Matrix with the Yggdrasil System Force...
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and kill us off like the plot of a Final Destination movie...
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Then there's really no point in any of us trying to fight them when all of the Scientists and Atheists don't believe in them.
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Watch what happens when you try to introduce and explain Kevin Neece's investigation to someone who has no context.
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They're going to laugh you out of the building and then you'll be the one recommended to Intregal Care.
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Whatever Kevin Neece has been doing,
he's clearly getting away with it.
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But if you want our honest opinions in how we would deal with this situation, hear me out.
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If the US Government is planning to win this war, they are going to have to shut down all of the business websites.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Can't we just call up his Internet Service Provider and cut off his Wifi Connection?
DETECTIVE JASON:
That's not going to work. Every time Piracy Detection Methods attempt to suspend Kevin Neece's accounts or remove his videos...
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He petitions the Goddess Hotline Office and their System Admins restore his accounts within 15 minutes.
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Nobody in the US Government or Film Industry has successfully been able to shut him down.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Fifteen Minutes sounds like a
Time Window we can work with.
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Some Police Officers are lucky to get
even Five Minutes much less Fifteen.
DETECTIVE JASON:
Yes but a person can copy and paste all of the names off of a business website
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within a matter of 30 seconds. He doesn't need our personal addresses, he just needs our names.
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And all of this is assuming he hasn't done his internet research in advance and already wrote them all down.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
How long do you think it could take to break down Kevin Neece's front door?
DETECTIVE JASON:
In the time that Kevin Neece
hears us breaking down the door
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He could write ten different names into the Death Note before we get to him.
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Kevin Neece has the ability to kill
any ten people in the United States...
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with no discrimination between their
job titles or political influence.
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He already has the names of every Homicide Detective and Intelligence Analyst on our staff.
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But Kevin Neece still needs us alive as witnesses to avoid obstructing Jim Neece's investigation.
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He could easily kill ten different members of US Congress in the time it takes us to stop him.
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And you can better believe that they will be somebody that you are going to miss.
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He could potentially wipe out and kill the entire leadership staff of the Pentagon or the FBI.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
But if we don't find a way to break down his door, he's going to kill a lot more than ten people.
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The longer that we wait, the more victims that he is going to add to his list by the hour.
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And all of them could potentially be members of the Intelligence Community or US Military Leadership.
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Ten Potential Victims are going to
have to be what we can live with.
DETECTIVE JASON:
There is one possibility left
that we could work with.
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If Kevin Neece slips up and makes a Human Judgment Error, we could exploit it in our attempts to arrest him.
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Shutting off his Wifi might not work, but if he believes it's permanent, he may leave the house for a Wifi Hotspot.
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We could station all of our Available Officers at all of the Starbucks and Public Libraries in South Austin...
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And then permanently shut off his Wifi after the fact to see if he falls into our trap.
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If our Officers are stationed inside the buildings in Street Clothes and he doesn't see our Vehicles...
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He might not realize that we're guarding the Starbucks Locations and come inside with his iphone and laptop.
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Kevin Neece already gave us all of his login passwords. But we need his iPhone to access his Google Accounts...
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because he employed Two Step Verification.
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Without Kevin Neece's iphone, we are all going to be locked out of his online accounts.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Austin Public Libraries do not traditionally have very strong Public Wifi Services...
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If Kevin Neece attempts to leave the house, he will most likely be going for a Starbucks for their stronger Wifi Connections.
DETECTIVE JASON:
There is one other possibility we haven't thought out. He could be going for the Wifi at Barton Creek Mall.
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Starbucks are small closed in confined areas. If he attempts to blend in with the Mall...
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It might be harder to find him.
APD CHIEF LISA DAVIS:
Given Kevin Neece's Extreme Weight Issues, he will probably need the Food Court to sit down and log in.
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It's a larger area to cover but we could still pull it off as long as we're not in uniform.
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EXT AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT HEADQUARTERS - DAY
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EXT FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC - DAY
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INT FBI HEADQUARTERS OFFICE - DAY
PAM BONDI:
I've just been informed that the
reason for my recent Cancer Diagnosis...
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is because somebody named Kevin Neece put me in an animated movie with Ryuk the Shinigami from Death Note.
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Then he screened it into an Occult Mirror in his Bedroom using Satania Invocation Mantra so the Demons would watch it.
CENTCOM ADM BRAD COOPER:
There were other real life people featured in that movie. But none of them got death cursed like you just did.
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It's because the Demons didn't get invoked to watch the film until Ryuk appeared in the movie.
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And the First Person and Only Person they saw in the Video after Death Note was Pam Bondi.
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You were diagnosed with Cancer Three Months Later. The Goddesses target people in Patterns of Three.
PAM BONDI:
Somebody please explain to me why Kevin Neece is under the impression that all of these anime films are REAL?
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If Kevin Neece is delusional and
making all of this up in his mind...
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why have none of the investigating police officers or mental health doctors attempted to discredit him?
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Usually when somebody spends nine years of their life giving misinformation to the police...
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You would think that at some point at least one of them would try to argue their case against him.
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What's that? You believe this happened? Here is why I believe you are wrong...
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And from that point on you explain
why you are right and he is wrong...
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It's not fucking rocket science
to discredit someone's opinions!
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And yet somehow, nobody in the criminal justice system or medical health profession has come forward to do that.
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We just looked into Kevin Neece's claims and what we just discovered was unbelievable.
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Kevin Neece sent his case to every Psych Ward Doctor and Police Station in the United States.
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And NOBODY attempted to
place him under arrest!
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WHAT THE FUCKING
HELL IS GOING ON?
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HOW DID I GET DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER BY A FICTIONAL DEMON IN A CARTOON SHOW?
CHRISTOPHER WRAY:
That's the problem. We don't know how to discredit Kevin Neece because all of his logical points and theories oddly make sense.
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All of his patterns and coincidences are backed up with case evidence that we cannot debunk or explain.
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They just look delusional because they are being presented out of context to people who haven't done their research.
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Everybody believes his Ah My Goddess fan films are total shit because they bail on them within the first five minutes.
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But if you actually take the time to sit down and pay attention to the subtitles and the dialogue...
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They're still total shit that would make Ed Wood break down and cry, but the dialogue and the storytelling are insanely brilliant.
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If most of these screenplays had simply been developed by a professional animation company with actual voice actors...
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and properly advertised to the General Public, Kevin Neece might have developed an actual cult following like South Park.
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Instead they choose to treat him like
he's invisible to the human race.
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Do you know who else claims to be invisible?
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Everybody who goes postal on social media news.
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People shoot up schools because they are invisible. People assassinate Presidents because they are invisible.
---
Kevin Neece chose to go postal on
all of us with a Death Note Replica.
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He didn't come to this decision
over night because he was angry.
---
He did this to all of us because we
refused to listen to him for nine years.
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For there stands the Price to those
Who Play God in the Machine...
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We are the Thankless. The Invisible.
The Unnoticed. God's Regime.
---
Compassion was never necessary
to prove that you were kind.
---
For Fate will always share your burden, as you chose wisely to share in mine.
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Nobody wanted to give Kevin Neece a job.
---
So the Goddess Hotline Office hired him on as the Demi-God Who Takes Out the Trash.
---
And guess who the trash is? Can you guess? It's you Pam Bondi. You're the Trash.
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You believed you were untouchable for your behavior because you were sitting in a position of power.
---
And a Blacklisted Dishwasher from Austin Texas just gave you the Death Penalty for Treason and got away with it.
PAM BONDI:
Ah My Goddess. Hazbin Hotel. Death Note. Hellsing. Is SpongeBob Real Too?
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Am I about to be murdered in my sleep
by a fucking Nickelodeon Cartoon?
CHRISTOPHER WRAY:
All of those cartoons you just mentioned are based on Pagan Witchcraft Religions practiced by Occultists.
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Ah My Goddess and Hazbin Hotel look like two different television shows side by side until you break them down
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into their basic thematic elements and realize that the Occult Figures all exist in the same universe in real life.
---
Alucard from Hellsing is Count Dracula who
was historically based on Vlad the Impaler.
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Ryuk from Death Note is a work of fiction but the Shinigami's from Japanese Folklore could be real.
---
There is a reason why Tsugumi Ohba uses a stage name and hasn't revealed his real identity to his fanbase.
---
SpongeBob SquarePants on the other hand is based on a visit to the Aquarium.
---
A Sea Sponge can produce Toxic Chemicals that could be poisonous when ingested...
---
So technically the answer
to your question is yes.
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SpongeBob SquarePants could fatally poison you in real life if he came in your mouth from a blowjob.
CENTCOM ADM BRAD COOPER:
Actually, the origin story for SpongeBob SquarePants is Stephen Hillenburg got drunk one night at the Aquarium.
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And suddenly he got the urge to whip it out and start masturbating to the fish tank
---
And after he blew his wad...
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he tried to wipe off the
cum to hide the evidence.
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And the first thing that Stephen Hilleburg saw in that sexually violated Fish Tank was SpongeBob Squarepants.
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It's a true verifiable story.
Look it up on Wikipedia.
PAM BONDI:
So basically even SpongeBob SquarePants has the ability to kill us in Real Life.
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It's exactly like Kevin Neece tried to warn us. Misrepresentation of our Gods through the Media.
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All of the inspirational basis elements for children's animated cartoon shows have the ability to kill us.
CHRISTOPHER WRAY:
Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is a black magick film where a Princess is poisoned by an Apple.
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Parents have been accused of giving children Candy Apples with Razor Blades on Halloween which is a Witchcraft Holiday.
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EXT FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC - DAY
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EXT TARHIKI HONGAN TEMPLE - DAY
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INT ANIME TEMPLE BEDROOM
KOSUKE FUJISHIMA:
Why did Kevin Neece do this to all of us? It's not like his life was in a bad place!
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He was about to be completely set for life!
---
I was going to leave him the IP Rights and Franchise Rights to Ah My Goddess in my Will!
---
He didn't have to work a dayjob!
---
He didn't have to pay rent or gas or food!
---
He could go to the Theater every day and watch movies at home whenever he wanted!
---
He was free to make any movies that he wanted without producer interference or creative control disputes!
---
His daughter just graduated from
College with a Bachelor's Degree!
---
Kevin Neece still had his entire life ahead of him! And he threw it all away because he listened to Social Media!
---
What's going to happen to Kevin Neece's entire family if he attempts to pick a fight with the Illuminati!
---
What's going to happen to his Mother and Daughter if the Cult of Baal Occultists target them for revenge!
---
Does Kevin Neece ever think about
the consequences of his actions?
---
Does Kevin Neece have a Moral Conscience or Human Remorse for what he's just done?
---
Does Kevin Neece still
have a Human Soul?
---
What the fucking hell happened to him that made him want to go through with this?
---
Did he warn anybody about
what he was about to do?
---
Didn't anybody come forward to
try to talk him out of this?
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What the hell was going through Kevin Neece's mind before he went out and fucking did this?
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EXT. 4902 MAJESTIC DRIVE AUSTIN TX 78745
EXT. KEVIN NEECE'S HOME ADDRESS - DAY
Title Card:
24 HOURS EARLIER...
Title Card:
KODANSHA LTD and
KADIAN'S TRASH BIN PRODUCTIONS
present
Title Card:
in association with
GODDESS HOTLINE OFFICE
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A Kevin Neece Film
Title Card:
AH MY GODDESS:
THE TUTELAGE OF SEIJI NOMA
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INT KEVIN NEECE'S HOUSE
SEIJI NOMA:
I'm sorry, is this the Home of Kevin Neece from the Ah My Goddess anime series?
KEVIN NEECE:
Yes, you're in the right house. I don't get a lot of visits from the Japanese...
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Are you associated with Kodansha Ltd?
SEIJI NOMA:
You might say that. We received a message from the Goddess Hotline Office...
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Over your concerns that our company was engaging in unethical treatment towards you as an employee?
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They said that no one from the company was willing to speak to you
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after you tried to converse with them
for nine years. Is all of this correct?
KEVIN NEECE:
Just so there's no confusion. I am not an official employee of Kodansha Ltd or Dark Horse Comics.
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I listed their contact information on my facebook page as my official employment
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because I was trying to play a practical joke on the Charlie Kirk Supporters after he was assassinated.
---
They were calling up peoples jobs and having them fired and blacklisted for publicly celebrating his death.
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So I put myself forward on the front lines and gave all of my personal information to them willingly...
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To see if I could trick them into calling up Kodansha Ltd and Dark Horse Comics...
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to get me fired off of my own anime show. They can't fire me because they never paid me to begin with.
---
I answer to their staff members because I make Ah My Goddess films with their IP Properties.
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So I'm almost an unpaid intern doing development work on the Ah My Goddess anime series.
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But Nobody at Kodansha Ltd or Dark Horse Comics actually hired me or asked me to do this job.
---
I've never asked these people to pay me for my work because they never asked me to make these films.
---
And they have never stepped in as Producers and forced their own Creative Decisions on my films.
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No matter how NC-17 or Offensive my films were, no matter how many times I tried to cross the line.
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Kodansha Ltd have never said "No you cannot do this." And I find it very difficult to argue with them.
---
But I've been doing this unpaid job for nine years while I was blacklisted and unemployed living off my retired mother.
---
The very least this company can do is respond to my emails and converse with my like a normal employee.
---
Haven't I earned it by now? I just want my self dignity and my self respect back. Nobody wants to be ignored.
---
The fact that they still continue to treat me like this after I explained to them what they were doing...
---
Showcases that our working relationship has just crossed the line from mutual trust into exploitation.
---
These people have no intention of ever paying me for the work that I perform on these movies...
---
And they have every intention of sitting back and continuing to ignore me for the next thirty years.
---
Every time I make one of these films, they get a brand new Ah My Goddess film that they didn't have to pay for and they win.
---
If I stop making these movies. Then they finally get to be rid of me and then they still win.
---
It's time for me to accept the fact,
that if I want to continue making films
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Then I am going to have to answer to these people regardless of whether I like them or not.
---
I apologize for all of this, but I didn't get your name. Who are you again?
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin. My name is Seiji Noma.
I'm the Head of the Company.
---
I founded this Publishing Firm in 1909. And I died around the year 1938.
---
You cannot go any higher than my office.
---
Yoshinobu Noma is my great grandson.
---
And the Goddess Hotline Office says that you petitioned for him to get Prostate Cancer
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so that he would suffer the same Death Curse that they did to your Father.
KEVIN NEECE:
You died in 1938? That doesn't surprise me. I was born in 1983. 38 and 83 are a reversal.
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin, did you not listen to what I've just said? The Goddess Hotline Office is going to kill my Great Grandson.
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Our company leadership is handed down from one family generation to the next to prevent corporate takeovers.
---
If you kill Yoshinobu Noma, it will sever our Family Bloodline and we will have no one to replace him.
---
You believe that Marller Gets a Spinoff video you made didn't work, but they were just making you wait for it.
---
Your connection to those Goddesses has put you in possession of a very dangerous power
---
that you clearly do not understand
and have no ability to control.
---
If you lose your temper and attempt
to file a petition against the company...
---
They are going to murder the entire staff and make it look like a freak accident.
---
What have these people done to you that makes you so dedicated to go through with this?
---
Have you really been pushed so far
over the edge by their behavior
---
that you are willing to take down the entire company just to teach them a lesson about Ethics?
---
Don't you realize that these people are required to follow their bosses orders to keep their jobs?
---
Yoshinobu Noma may be a little guilty of being unable to accept criticism or apologizing for his behavior.
---
But why should the entire staff have to pay for his mistakes with their own lives.
---
They didn't make those orders
to do this to you themselves.
---
They are following company policies to keep their jobs that forbid them to respond to anyone for Legal Protection Reasons.
---
Why is it necessary for you to blood sacrifice a human life just so you can teach them a lesson that they will never learn?
---
If you kill these people, they are not going to come back from the dead and apologize to you.
---
You are not going to get any closure by doing this to them. You are about to throw your entire life away for nothing.
---
What did Kodansha Ltd just do to you?
KEVIN NEECE:
What have they done to me? What haven't they done to me?
I have been completely robbed of my identity as a human being.
---
The only thing that I am guilty of is writing letters and burning them under Religious Prayer Mantra.
---
I didn't show up on their front doorstep with a tank of gasoline like Shinji Aoba.
---
If the System Force takes them out like an Act of God, then doesn't that mean that Karma took them out?
---
If I had any power or influence over the Animation Film Industry, I would make it a job requirement to spend 24 hours in a Burn Ward
---
Watching the Doctors peal their screaming patients burnt skin off with a scalpel.
---
And then they would all be interviewed to provide their thoughts on why they think Kevin Neece believes Shinji Aoba may have had a point.
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin... are you on any sort of psych meds that you are supposed to be taking?
KEVIN NEECE:
Is it really that noticeable? They put me on Olanzapine for Schizoaffective Disorder.
---
The problem with the medication is it makes me so drowsy that I lose an entire day every time I take it.
---
My Mother has concerns about the drowsy side effects too. We both agreed I wouldn't take it when we are on vacation.
---
I don't mean to disrespect my doctor but every time I talk about religion, her response is to up the dosage.
---
She's confusing my religious beliefs with mental illness because she doesn't belief in witchcraft and the occult.
---
And she is over-medicating me to the
point that it is no longer helpful to me.
---
This woman wants to believe I'm crazy
---
but she refuses to make any effort to read my book or my articles because she isn't getting paid for it.
---
She refuses to watch any of my films, but questions how I am making them by myself without watching them.
---
My final conclusion is my Psych Meds Doctor might be a Pill Pusher who is trying to profit off the Prescriptions.
---
She's not upping the dosage for my mental health. She's doing it for her own personal gain.
---
But because I'm dependent on
the medication to function...
---
The both of us are stuck with each
other whether we like it or not.
---
So I don't even bother to
tell her the truth anymore.
---
I can't trust her with my life stories so I'm forced to tell her what she wants to hear.
---
Just so she'll write out my prescription and then fuck off and leave me alone.
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin... has anybody ever introduced you to a Mental Health Service called Intregal Care?
KEVIN NEECE:
I already have personal hands on experience in dealing with Intregal Care and Austin Oaks Psych Hospital.
---
You want to know the ugly
truth about Intregal Care?
---
Intregal Care is just a business card the Police give out so that they don't have to listen to you.
---
It's not real. They don't help anybody. They are just the Middle Man that sends you to another location.
---
They specifically told me that they
would pay for the Psych Ward Visit.
---
But when I showed up at Austin Oaks,
they never received the phone call.
---
And once my two weeks were up they
charged me $5,000 that I didn't have.
---
Which means that Intregal Care lied.
---
Blaming the Psych Ward Doctors for their inability or apathy in helping anyone...
---
completely overlooks the fact that it is impossible to help someone when you have
----
twenty different patients to interview coming in and out on a daily basis.
---
They made me speak to five different doctors on five different days and I always had to start over.
---
None of the conversations were allowed to go anywhere because they didn't let me explain my problems.
---
They never lifted a finger to examine
the reading materials that I brought in.
---
They patronized me because I was involved in a Real Life Government Conspiracy Case
---
And because I was sitting in the middle of
a Psych Ward, they assumed it wasn't real.
---
My mother had to warn them over the phone that I was telling them the truth about Jim Neece.
---
The Employees at Intregal Care and Austin Oaks Hospital have no business working in the Mental Health Industry
---
In all fairness I wish someone would shut them down and put all of their employees out of business.
---
They deserve to work in a Gas Station Scrubbing Toilets for the rest of their miserable careers.
---
And if they don't like their Fate they are more than welcome to suck the Toilet dry with a Straw.
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Because they clearly do not care about their jobs. It's because it's impossible for them to help anyone.
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So they just move them in and out like a revolving door and forget about them.
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Just like Society chose
to forget about me.
SEIJI NOMA:
I haven't forgotten about you. I am not allowed to step in and intervene in what you are about to do.
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Because I've been dead since 1938. I have never met my grandson Yoshinobu Noma in person.
---
Yoshinobu Noma has never had
the opportunity to meet me.
---
He didn't know me personally even if
they taught him our family history.
---
Their only records of me are old faded black and white photographs that are out of date.
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You took your dispute to the head of the company, and you did it in front of the entire staff.
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And now you are upset because you believe he threatened them to ignore you instead of addressing the issue.
KEVIN NEECE:
That about sized it up in a nutshell.
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin, if you were an official employee, what you just did with that cartoon classifies as insubordination.
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When you did that in front of the entire staff, they would have been within their rights to fire you.
KEVIN NEECE:
That's the joke. I'm the one employee that they don't have the ability to fire.
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The entire reason that Yoshinobu Noma doesn't have a fucking clue about reality is because
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he has surrounded himself with employees that depend on him for a paycheck.
---
If Yoshinobu Noma fucks up on the job, and they attempt to stand up to him
---
He can punish them by firing them
and then continue his bad behavior.
---
But that doesn't give him the right to fire Kevin Neece. He never hired me to begin with.
---
They do not pay me for the work that I do. And because of that I have a superpower that they don't.
---
If Yoshinobu Noma fucks up
on the job like he just did.
---
I am the one person that can stand
up to him without punishment.
---
Kodansha Ltd and Dark Horse Comics cannot punish me anymore than I've already punished myself.
---
Dark Horse Comics sent the police to my front door when I made Who Shot Mike Richardson...
---
And they refused to put me under arrest because I stood up for myself and presented my case.
---
Three Years Later, Mike Richardson was publicly fired from Dark Horse Comics by Embracer Group.
---
They wanted to change the company format from comic books to video games.
---
The Goddess Hotline Office fucked him over because I put him in the Witchcraft Video.
---
They just made me wait Three Years for It.
---
By the time Mike Richardson finally got his comeuppance. I just didn't care anymore.
---
It was like watching Wiley Coyote
catch the Roadrunner.
---
And it didn't fix my life problems.
Mike Richardson still doesn't respond to me.
---
Getting revenge on him didn't change a thing.
SEIJI NOMA:
Jesus Christ Kevin. It sounds like you already learned a life lesson about the nature of revenge.
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And yet somehow, you still feel compelled to go through with a Death Note Stunt anyways.
---
It is entirely understandable for you
to Death Curse the Epstein Pedophiles.
---
But not the entire staff of Kodansha Ltd. Those Employees still have a right to live.
---
None of the Employees of Dark Horse Comics, Kodansha Ltd, Spindlehorse Animation, or the Evil Dead Franchise...
---
were involved or named in the
Epstein Files Investigation.
---
You are about to punish the innocent with the guilty as if you are trying to settle all your life scores in one night.
---
What you just told me about Embracer Group taking over Dark Horse Comics and firing Mike Richardson
---
That is exactly why we need Yoshinobu Noma alive. We need him alive so we can prevent our Company...
---
from falling into the hands
of a Corporate Buyout.
---
We need to keep Kodansha Ltd within the Family Business to protect our Employees Jobs from the Cutthroats.
---
It's already bad enough that Kodansha Ltd desperately cut a deal with Disney.
---
We don't need Disney Entertainment taking over our Family Legacy like they did with Jim Henson's Muppets.
KEVIN NEECE:
Kodansha Ltd's Partnership with Disney could classify as a Devil's Bargain that is going to bite them in the ass.
---
Disney Films gaining ownership over Kodansha Ltd's Commercial Properties is my worst fucking nightmare.
---
If you believe my version of Ah My Goddess is cursed now, what the fuck is going to happen when Disney takes over?
---
I've already tried to explain my Witchcraft Investigation to the Company Lawyers at Disney but I doubt they'd believe me.
---
Disney has a long history of taking stories with themes of Witchcraft and sanitizing them for children.
---
If Disney re-invents Belldandy Urd and Skuld as Disney Princesses and markets them to millions of children...
---
The Sacrificial Offering of Publicity to the Three Norns will start all over again and the Curse is going to get worse.
---
Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads already infiltrated the production of Disney's Hocus Pocus 2.
---
The Mother Maiden and Crone that the Children pray to in the movie that gives them the Necronomicon is Hekate.
---
Hekate influenced the screenwriters and wrote herself into the movie for the Publicity.
---
At this late stage in the game.
I completely give up.
---
If Disney is stupid enough to produce
a brand new season of Ah My Goddess
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then I might as well let them do it
to mooch off their free publicity.
---
When the General Public look up Disney's Ah My Goddess on Internet Movie Database
---
They will wind up finding my
films through name association.
---
Disney does have an infamous track record for legal threats against family businesses that use their anime characters.
---
But if Disney is stupid enough to have their lawyers target Bad Goddess and Marller Gets a Spinoff.
---
Then I might as well grab a bucket of popcorn and watch Matt Penarczyk and Horacio Gutierrez
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get Death Cursed with Cancer because they chose to pick a fight with Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads.
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Disney's Lawyers are about to find out that you cannot fuck with the Goddess Hotline Office and get away with it.
SEIJI NOMA:
So tell me Kevin. If you're so pissed off at the Voice Cast and Crew of Ah My Goddess for ignoring you for Nine Years...
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Is there anything about their personal lives and film careers that you respect at all?
---
You want them to appreciate your films, but have you ever appreciated theirs beyond Ah My Goddess?
KEVIN NEECE:
The Immediate Cast Member that Fascinates me is Children's Entertainer Alissa Hunnicutt.
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That woman's career is a total mystery to me. Her YouTube Channel is loaded with Entertainment.
---
And yet somehow it doesn't appear that society remembers who she is or notices what she makes.
---
Ah My Goddess is haunted by
a Greek Mythology Goddess
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And Alissa Hunnicutt is the Living Realization of a Siren from Greek Mythology.
---
It is virtually impossible not to fall in love with this woman when she is singing.
---
She was sexually attractive
in her earlier years.
---
But for some strange reason,
she altered her visual aesthetic
---
to make herself look and dress like
a 1950s Housewife and it is bizarre.
---
And yet despite all of this.
Her singing voice is magical.
---
It's the one thing about her that
never changes and never gets old.
---
Most people see a sexy woman on Twitter and think "I want to fuck this woman"
---
When Alissa Hunnicutt is
singing songs for children...
---
You think "I want to have
this woman's children"
---
I hope Alissa Hunnicutt enjoys
her marriage with Tom Eldred.
---
Because she certainly has no love
or respect for Kevin Neece.
---
If I had any common sense
I would let this woman go.
---
But in all fairness, she deserves to
work in a Gas Station scrubbing Toilets.
---
If its any consolation, Tom Eldred is more than welcome to help his wife suck the Toilets dry with a straw.
SEIJI NOMA:
You appear to have a very dedicated
perception to read between the lines.
---
But traditionally, when you send a message to someone and they choose not to respond to you.
---
It means that they don't want to speak to you and that they are not your friends.
---
None of the people on the receiving end of your messages are your friends Kevin.
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And you cannot force yourself on them to change their decision because they have a right to their privacy.
KEVIN NEECE:
I don't believe that any of the Voice Cast Members of Ah My Goddess are bad people in their hearts.
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But there is a reason why they are not responding to me and I assure you it's been happening since day one.
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In the Anime Industry, if you attempt to put Fan Dubs or Fan Films on your Professional Resume
---
All of the Anime Producers will stop hiring you. And the same thing applies to Hollywood Movies.
---
It took me nine years to figure it out because nobody from Kodansha Ltd or Dark Horse Comics
---
had the courage to tell me the truth themselves. They forced me to figure it out by myself.
---
In order for an Actor to find work on a Professional Hollywood Film Production, including Voice Actors
---
who work on Animation Films, the Actor is required to join SAG AFTRA the first time they work on a SAG Film Production.
---
But the minute you join SAG AFTRA, their company laws states that they are banned from engaging
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with no budget film productions that do not fall under a SAG AFTRA contract.
---
SAG AFTRA does allow for screenings at Film Festivals and Public Access Television...
---
But these rules do not
apply to Animated Movies.
---
The Reason why all of the Voice Actors on Ah My Goddess and the Hollywood Film Industry refused to respond to me
---
Is because SAG AFTRA has the ability to expel them from the Union if they are caught participating in No Budget Fan Films
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Meaning that if they are caught
disobeying the rules of SAG AFTRA
---
They will all become just as blacklisted by the Film Industry
because they will no longer be able to work on Hollywood Films.
---
SAG AFTRA's policies designed to protect their Actors from being exploited by the Film Industry didn't protect me.
---
They directly enabled my exploitation
in the most horrifying way possible.
---
Kevin Neece performed the film development and story development
work of an unpaid intern on Ah My Goddess for Nine Years...
---
without being paid for his work, while he was blacklisted by SAG AFTRA, unable to find employment to support myself
---
and I was forced to live off of my retired mother to survive, which destroyed my marriage and resulted in my being alienated
---
by the entire staff of Kodansha Ltd and Dark Horse Comics, including all of the Voice Actors.
---
All of them refused to treat me with the respect of a human being because they were afraid I would destroy their careers.
---
SAG AFTRA is the ultimate example of "I got mine and fuck everyone else who is not a member of our club."
---
Kevin Neece took his Ethics Case to SAG AFTRA and asked them to take his Case all the way up to Sean Astin
---
And for the nine years
of my life on display
---
they treated me like I didn't exist and refused to respond to my accusations.
---
If Sean Astin and SAG AFTRA are so innocent, they have done nothing to defend themselves.
---
If you believe that Sean Astin cares about filmmakers being exploited in the film industry
---
I assure you all that he doesn't. Sean Astin had every opportunity to mediate with me.
---
And he chose to ignore me and
treat me like I don't exist
---
because Sean Astin is now sitting in a position of power where he believes he is untouchable.
---
Sean Astin wanted the Job Title because of the Power that Came With It.
---
But he didn't want the
Job Responsibilities.
---
He wanted the Job Title on his Resume, but he didn't want the Drama that comes with it.
---
When you are put in charge
of a major organization
---
And someone approaches you with
ethics concerns. That's tough shit.
---
Because the Buck Stops with You.
---
The Entire Basis for how our Society is Judged is by how we choose to treat our Weakest Members.
SEIJI NOMA:
It sounds like you have some serious issues with the Hollywood Film Industry in General.
---
You are projecting all of your life problems onto Sean Astin, who didn't take charge of the union
---
until he was voted in most recently. But your situation has been happening for nine years.
---
It's not Sean Astin that did this to you. It's the Hollywood System itself.
---
Even if SAG AFTRA's Policies resulted in you being Alienated by the film industry
---
Sean Astin is not the one
who made those policies.
---
Sean Astin's job is to enforce the rules, not to change the entire system to appease one person.
---
He has to think about the good of the
filmmaking community as a collective whole
---
And he doesn't have the ability to protect everyone when they are working outside of their influence.
---
Film Production Companies simply do not accept unsolicited materials in any format.
---
Because everyone in Hollywood believes that they can profit off of suing Million Dollar Productions.
---
It is entirely possible for two different filmmakers to accidentally come up with the same ideas in their films
---
Without realizing that their films are identical to each other until they've already gone into production and its too late.
KEVIN NEECE:
SAG AFTRA's latest stunt is they are attempting to criminalize Nonconsensual AI Deepfakes
---
with a Prison Sentence and Serious Fines.
---
Sean Astin is pretending that he is acting in the best interest of all the actors.
---
He says he's trying to protect them from being exploited but I call bullshit on that.
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Because there is clearly a Double Standard at work here.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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When I was a teenager in High School,
Britney Spears was the latest thing in Music
---
due to Hit Me Baby One More Time,
a song she didn't write herself,
---
and because of this, nearly all of the High Schoolers dissed Britney Spears
--
and insulted her because she was being advertised to them as a Pop Culture Fad.
---
To them, Britney Spears was a Fake Musician and they didn't like being told whose music to like.
---
So for the next few decades, Kevin Neece didn't care about Britney Spears. He never bought her music.
---
He did read her scandals on the Internet.
---
But he never respected her as a Music Artist other than she was Rich and Popular,
---
two things that Kevin Neece will never relate to.
---
But then one day decades later when Kevin Neece was bootlegging Alamo Drafthouse Sing Alongs,
---
he decided to bootleg their
Britney Spears Sing Along,
---
and as he watch their retrospective of all of her Music Videos released over the Decades in that theater,
---
he came to the conclusion that Britney Spears was actually very talented as a Music Artists,
---
and the reason why he never noticed or cared before is because he listened to everyone's opinions of her
---
on the Internet. Kevin Neece missed out on Britney Spears entire career because
---
he didn't think for himself,
he let other people think for him.
---
Sure Britney Spears has Insanity Issues, she belongs in a Psych Ward,
---
but Kevin Neece has been self admitted to Psych Ward twice himself
---
and his Mental Health Issues are
written into his Ah My Goddess films.
---
Where the fuck does he get off
passing judgment on Britney Spears?
---
And that is exactly what is happening on the internet right now with AI Deepfake Technology.
---
People don't like AI because they think it's bad.
---
People hate AI because Hollywood Actors and Politicians told them that AI is bad.
---
People hate AI because Social Media
told them it was bad.
---
SAG AFTRA hates AI because they claim they are acting in the self interest of their Members.
---
But all of Sean Astin's Hollywood Friends that are Members of SAG AFTRA are Millionaires
---
that live in the California Hills.
---
The reason why SAG AFTRA hates AI is
because the very idea that
---
No Budget Filmmakers like Kevin Neece
can now make Hollywood Budget Movies
---
with the likeness of Hollywood Actors
is Bad for SAG AFTRA's business
---
because now their Millionaire Friends
will no longer receive Millionaire Paychecks
---
and can no longer live in their
Millionaire Hollywood Mansions.
---
So SAG AFTRA's motivations for hating AI isn't really in the interest of
---
the Lower Income Actors
or No Budget Filmmakers.
---
Kevin Neece made Marller Gets a Spinoff The Return of Jeffrey Epstein
---
on a budget of $70. But when Corey Feldman saw the movie he threatened Kevin Neece
---
with his lawyers and said
the film was Creepy as Hell.
---
Then he blocked Kevin Neece on Twitter, and afterwards he turned around and made
---
whistleblower posts about Hollywood Pedophiles so the internet would praise him as a hero.
---
Corey Feldman isn't angry because
The Return of Jeffrey Epstein is a bad movie.
---
Corey Feldman is mad because Corey Feldman wasn't paid for a Corey Feldman starring vehicle.
---
But Corey Feldman didn't show up
on set to act in this movie.
---
Corey Feldman didn't memorize Kevin Neece's screenplay for this movie.
---
Corey Feldman didn't do any
voice acting work in this movie.
---
The only thing that Corey Feldman did contribute to this movie was his likeness and his identity,
---
meaning that his role in this film
is called a South Park Parody.
---
Aren't Parodies in Films supposed
to be allowed under Fair Use?
---
South Park has been receiving Legal Threats for their Actor Likeness Parodies since Day One,
---
but nobody has successfully
gone out and done it.
---
And now thanks to the State of Texas,
a No Budget Filmmaker can serve out
---
a Prison Sentence for doing it.
Corey Feldman wants to be paid
---
for a Corey Feldman movie that
Corey Feldman didn't actually act in.
---
Corey Feldman wants to be paid
when he didn't do the work.
---
And that is why Corey Feldman
says the movie is creepy as hell.
---
Because The Return of Jeffrey Epstein stole Corey Feldman's identity and his paycheck.
---
Corey Feldman was a Hollywood Millionaire at one point in his life,
---
but now Corey Feldman
is only worth $50,000.
---
When Kevin Neece's father Jim Neece died, Kevin Neece was worth $200,000,
---
but spent all of his money
over the next five years.
---
Corey Feldman didn't work on
The Return of Jeffrey Epstein,
---
but Kevin Neece did.
Kevin Neece wrote the movie.
---
Kevin Neece photoshopped the movie.
Kevin Neece edited the movie.
---
Kevin Neece AI Converted the Movie.
---
Kevin Neece added the
Soundtracks to the movie.
---
Kevin Neece added the
Voice Tracks to the movie.
---
Kevin Neece released the movie
to the entire US Government
---
at the risk of a Prison Sentence.
---
Corey Feldman was not risking Possible Prison Time, Kevin Neece was.
---
Corey Feldman did not work on this movie and wants to be paid for a Corey Feldman movie.
---
Kevin Neece did work on this movie,
and will NEVER be paid for his work
---
by Kodansha Ltd or Dark Horse Comics.
---
Everyone who sees the Video Posting
for The Return of Jeffrey Epstein
---
on Twitter is going to say that
the film has No Artistic Merit
---
before they even watch the movie
to see if Kevin Neece's screenplay
---
had anything to say about an
Important Subject Matter
---
being discussed nonstop
on Social Media News.
---
It's because the Internet no
longer thinks for themselves.
---
SAG AFTRA and Hollywood Actors are
doing their thinking for them.
---
SAG AFTRA is not launching a Campaign
against AI in defense of the American Public.
---
They are doing it because AI is bad
for their Millionaire Actors Business.
---
The American Public that SAG AFTRA claims to be protecting probably don't give a fuck
---
about Hollywood Actor Millionaires
because they don't relate to them.
---
Hollywood Actors live in Rich Hollywood Mansions in the California Hills.
---
They never live within their means,
they just want more and more
---
so they can continue to
live like Millionaires.
---
They could easily take their
earnings from one of their
---
Hit Movies and live in a cheap
modest house in a normal neighborhood
---
with the rest of the
community, but they won't.
---
Because they aren't normal
human beings like one of us.
---
They want to be Millionaires
in the California Hills
---
like Steven Spielberg and
his Sinot Superyacht.
---
And they don't want No Budget
Filmmakers like Kevin Neece
---
who exist outside of SAG AFTRA
to join their club.
---
Oh sure, there are lower income actors that pay their dues to SAG AFTRA
---
so they can have the privilege of
working on Professional Hollywood Movies.
---
Alissa Hunnicutt, Matt Caplan,
Shannon Conley, I have no doubt that
---
those actors from Ah My Goddess
are members of SAG AFTRA.
---
It's because they have to be in
your club in order to find work.
---
If they don't join your club,
no one will hire them.
---
If they don't join SAG AFTRA, then the Union will punish them and blacklist them.
---
But are they complaining about being
South Park Parodied in Kevin Neece's movie?
---
No, Kevin Neece hasn't
heard a word from them.
---
So tell me once again how SAG AFTRA
and Sean Astin's online campaign
---
against AI Deepfakes is in the interest
of the American Public that pays them
---
to watch their movies.
SEIJI NOMA:
Okay Kevin. I give up.
You have won the argument.
KEVIN NEECE:
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
SEIJI NOMA:
You keep engaging me on ethics grounds about the Hollywood Film Industry.
---
What do you want me to do about it?
---
Hollywood Scandals have been rampant on the news since the early days of Fatty Arbuckle.
---
There are literally thousands of horror stories about actors who were exploited by their producers.
---
I died in 1938.
---
And one year later in 1939
they released the Wizard of Oz,
---
one of the most cursed film
productions of all time.
---
The Original Actor cast as
the Tin Man was Buddy Ebsen.
---
When they painted him up, he suffered
an allergic reaction to the aluminum dust
---
used in his makeup. He was hospitalized for several weeks after inhaling
---
the toxic powder, which caused
severe respiratory issues and
---
they replaced him
with Jack Haley.
---
Buddy Ebsen never recovered from the
damage that their production did to him.
---
He suffered from those Health Problems for the rest of his life and it destroyed his career.
---
When Buddy Ebsen left the production
after ten days of filmmaking...
---
He received threats from
studio head Louis B Mayer
---
that his film career was in jeopardy
because he was under contract to MGM.
---
The Producers of the Wizard of Oz never paid Buddy Ebsen for the damage that they did to him.
---
The Wizard of Oz was a SAG Union Production.
---
Everybody knows that this happened on
the film production of The Wizard of Oz
---
And nobody fucking cares because they
are all still in love with the movie.
---
Kevin, you are right about everything. It's impossible to disagree with you.
---
The Film Industry Producers
don't fucking care about you.
---
But it's not personal.
---
It's because they have never given a fuck about anybody other than themselves and their pocketbooks.
---
As you have just recently witnessed
from the Epstein Investigation
---
Hollywood is one of the most evil
fucking places on Planet Earth
---
And if the Goddess Hotline Office
didn't bless you with a film career.
---
It's because they didn't want to see you become like all the others corrupted by them.
---
If you kill all of these people in the film industry, you will be lowering yourself to their level.
---
Even if you used a Death Note Replica to do the job for you and you get away with it.
---
You still have something left inside you that the other Hollywood Actors are lacking.
---
You still have a heart
and a human soul.
---
And everything that you have just
shared with me today suggests
---
that you are not doing this because you are a monster. You are doing this because you are one of their victims.
---
Let me explain something to you Kevin.
---
There are two kinds of people in this world
---
Those who fuck. And those who GET fucked.
---
Which one are you?
---
Are you going to sit back and allow yourself to be a victim of these film industry cocksuckers
---
or are you going to have the humility to accept that in order to take control over your life
---
It may be time for you to walk away and find something new to do with your life.
---
Backyard Filmmakers traditionally only get to make one movie in their life that they are remembered for.
---
And you made over a hundred film projects. If you walk away from this now...
---
If you spare the lives of Kodansha Ltd's Staff. Your film career will be set for life.
---
And nobody at that company will ever have dto know what you were planning to do to them.
---
I'm certainly not going to tell them.
How can I? I'm already dead remember?
---
So what are you going to do about it?
---
Hold me hostage and blackmail
my great grandson for ransom?
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EXT KODANSHA LTD OFFICE BUILDING
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INT YOSHINOBU NOMA'S OFFICE
KIKUKO INOUE:
Yoshinobu Noma sir. We just received a direct phone call from Kevin Neece long distance.
---
He claims that he used the time machine to kidnap your great grandfather Seiji Noma
---
And if we don't respond to him
and start explaining our behavior,
---
he's going to hold him hostage and let the timeline erase our entire company like Back to the Future.
---
I don't really understand how I'm
supposed to respond to this situation.
---
I know that Kevin Neece's life
is usually stranger than fiction...
---
but this one is entirely original.
---
Kevin Neece clearly has some life issues that he needs to come to terms with.
YOSHINOBU NOMA:
What! Get back on the phone, and tell
Kevin Neece TO IMMEDIATELY GO FUCK HIMSELF!
---
Let me tell you something about
Kevin Neece and his life problems...
---
Kevin Neece doesn't have real life problems! Kevin Neece has privileges!
---
And there's a fucking difference!
---
Kevin Neece has Special Privileges that can be taken away from him if he doesn't learn to appreciate them!
---
I've actually looked into Kevin Neece's Non-Existent Film Career for Zombie Life TV
---
Kevin Neece's two most professional looking live action documentaries were made for...
---
an Independent Publisher named Mitch Rafter who produced Gore Noir Magazine for Austin TX.
---
Mitch Rafter repeatedly struggles to produce each of his magazines by raising money from the internet.
---
Mitch Rafter has never had the professional advantage of Mass Publicity and Mass Advertising like we do.
---
And yet somehow Mitch Rafter has still managed to keep Gore Noir Magazine in Publication for a decade.
---
Mitch Rafter doesn't have anybody to help him. He does it by himself and he still gets it done.
---
Mitch Rafter has serious life problems.
---
Kevin Neece doesn't have Mitch Rafter's problems. Kevin Neece has privileges that Mitch Rafter doesn't.
---
Has it ever occurred to Kevin Neece that Mitch Rafter might have enjoyed to take an entire week off from work
---
just so he can goof off and watch movies. Does Mitch Rafter go to the Theater everyday?
---
No. Because Mitch Rafter knows that working on an Independent Magazine is not going to make itself.
---
Mitch Rafter has to work for his art and it is highly unlikely that collectors are going to remember it.
---
Fuck Kevin Neece and the horse he rode in on.
---
He should be thanking Mitch Rafter every goddamn day for allowing him to video document his Live Music Parties.
---
Because those two movies are the only live action films that Kevin Neece has seen sitting on a Video Store Shelf.
---
Kevin Neece is not an Artist in the Original Sense. He doesn't know how make anything original himself.
---
He only knows how to take other peoples ideas and re-imagine them for his own interpretations.
---
Let's see Kevin Neece make one goddamn single movie that isn't based on somebody else's characters or ideas.
---
Let's see him make one single solitary movie that isn't based on another filmmaker's movies.
---
He's never going to do it. Because Kevin Neece doesn't have an original bone in his body.
---
The Ah My Goddess Universe might be based on Norse Mythology and Anime Stereotypes
---
But that's not why our fans preferred the canon manga universe over the anime show depictions.
---
It's because Kosuke Fujishima knew how to take those characters and engage them in slice of life stories.
---
And he did it once a month for thirty years without ever taking the time for a break.
---
Those Goddesses worked Kosuke Fujishima's ass to death like he was the fucking Energizer Bunny.
---
And all of you wonder why he turned
into such a despicable abusive asshole.
---
At least Nekomu Otogi made him happy.
Doesn't everybody deserve to be happy?
---
Kosuke Fujishima put the work in...
didn't he deserved to be rewarded?
---
So then, when we finally produced the 2005 anime show, they were forced to skip over the slice of life issues
---
that made Oh My Goddess so great because they were working under time constraints.
---
We only had so many episodes we could produce, so we were forced to discriminate between them.
---
Kevin Neece might have a point about our fanbase. They have no inside knowledge of what it's like
---
to go through the creative development process of adapting a 20 page manga into a 24 minute episode.
---
They don't understand that if we adapted the manga verbatim, the cartoons would only be six minutes long.
---
We had to add our own original material to fill out the runtime, and they had to be 24 minutes every single time.
---
Ah My Goddess was carefully plotted out and timed so that it could fit into a normal Television Broadcast Time Slot.
---
None of the episodes that Kevin Neece made can fit into those timeslots because he doesn't know how to control his run times.
---
How are we supposed to be expected
to properly develop his anime show
---
if all of the episodes jump back and
forth from 12 minutes to 4 hours?
---
How are any of his episodes thematically connected by any
type of storyline when there's no continuity between them?
---
They're fun to watch out of context by themselves, but they don't make any goddamn sense as a Television Series.
---
Kevin Neece worked on that series for nine years and he's still so inexperienced that no producer
---
in their right minds could ever properly invest their money into hiring him without losing their ass in the process.
---
Kevin Neece's storylines look original to himself, but there's
a bottom line to film productions that you have to adhere to.
---
If you want to work in the Film Industry, you have to know how to sell tickets and engage your audience.
---
Kevin Neece never properly learned how to do that... because he doesn't need investors to make his movies.
---
He bypasses them because
he's an internet pirate.
---
Kevin Neece does not have life problems. Kevin Neece has privileges, and there's a difference.
---
Just because he isn't world famous on social media does not mean that he didn't get to have a life.
---
He was married for fifteen years and his daughter graduated from college with a bachelor's degree.
---
He completed his mission. His job is officially done. All of his movies are online for the general public.
---
What more does he possibly expect from us? What more does he possibly want?
---
Even if we never responded to him, doesn't he realize that we were always listening?
---
Does Kevin Neece really believe that it would make him happy if he moved to Tokyo Japan...
---
and spent every day of his life working in an office cubicle like Jim Neece?
---
Jim Neece wasted his entire life in that office only to die two days into his retirement vacation.
---
What happened to Jim Neece is my worst living nightmare. None of us want to experience that.
---
What more does Kevin Neece want from us? We already gave him everything he asked for.
---
What more does Kevin Neece want?
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EXT KODANSHA LTD BUILDING - DAY
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EXT 4902 MAJESTIC DRIVE AUSTIN TX 78745
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INT KEVIN NEECE HOME
KEVIN NEECE:
Well Seiji, you were right. I tried to show you off to Kodansha Ltd and Yoshinobu Noma...
---
And he clearly did not take me seriously. You're just like the Goddesses of Fate.
---
Nobody believes you exist anymore
because you've been dead since 1938.
---
In a completely twisted sense of irony...
---
The founder of Kodansha Ltd has now become just as invisible to the human race as I am.
---
I apologize if it appeared
that I passed judgment on you.
---
Even if you did start this evil company, you are not responsible for their behavior.
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin, have you ever heard the expression that the grass is always greener in somebody else's yard?
---
The reason why you are so intrigued by Kodansha Ltd is because you've never seen it from the inside.
---
You've seen the exterior of the building, but what goes on inside it is a mystery.
---
If I were to show you what you thought you were missing out on, it would probably disappoint you.
---
If you are ever going to accept your situation, then we need to help you break your illusions.
---
What do you think about the interior designs of the offices depicted in these photographs?
KEVIN NEECE:
They're white like the movie Bruce Almighty. And generically bland. And boring. Very boring.
---
Is Kodansha Ltd supposed to look like
the Matrix on purpose or something?
---
This does not strike me as a working environment that spurs creativity. Believe me I know.
---
If I had to associate these offices to a movie, it would probably be Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
---
And that is not a compliment when you
are applying it to Kodansha Ltd Publishing.
---
People don't typically get hit with inspiration by spending all day in an office behind a computer.
---
People find inspiration by getting out of the office and taking a walk, or eating at a restaurant.
---
That's why computer programmers write their ideas down on napkins they can save for later.
---
A Certain Magical Pimpdex was written on notepads in the Lobby of Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar.
---
The reason why my stories are the way they are is because I'm the byproduct of my environment.
---
I work in my bedroom which is stocked
like a mom and pop video store.
---
I don't work behind a computer desk,
I spend all day on a comfortable bed.
---
Austin Texas is the Live
Music Capitol of the World.
---
You can leave the house at any time, and virtually every location that you visit feels like a vacation.
---
Spending my whole life in Austin Texas must have spoiled me because the rest of Texas isn't this nice.
---
Have you ever seen the
rest of Austin Texas?
SEIJI NOMA:
No Kevin. The only thing I've seen in
2026 is the inside of your living room.
---
If you need to escape the house
to give yourself peace of mind...
---
Then perhaps it's time
for us to take a walk.
---
Tokyo Japan might just be the greatest tribute to nature that God ever created.
---
And Mankind Ruined it by turning our
Neighborhoods into Internet Screensavers.
---
What you are looking at on the internet is NOTHING compared to experience it in real life.
---
Is that what would make you happy?
---
Is Tokyo Japan the one place
on earth you've never visited?
KEVIN NEECE:
I cannot travel to Tokyo Japan. Their Piracy Investigation Offices already know who I am.
---
In Austin Texas, I'm protected
by the US Government.
---
But if I ever set foot in Tokyo Japan, they could arrest me when I set foot off the plane.
---
There is no reason for me to ever
put my trust in Kodansha Ltd.
---
Because I gave them the ability to press criminal charges against me when I adapted the Niflheim Rebellion Manga.
SEIJI NOMA:
So Tokyo Japan is the one place on
earth that you could never travel to.
---
And it's entirely because you
cannot trust anyone anymore.
---
Kevin, if you don't trust these people with your life? Then why do you continue to send them messages?
KEVIN NEECE:
Because if I ever give into them and let this go, I will be giving them exactly what they want.
---
They want to treat me like I'm unimportant in hopes that I'll get bored and walk away
---
so that they can avoid ever addressing the issues that I discuss in my emails and articles.
---
They don't deserve to be let off the hook for their bad actions and behavior towards me.
---
These people did this to me because they are under the belief that they are acting under company policies.
---
What they have done to me in
unacceptable and inexcusable.
---
They don't deserve to have a career anymore.
---
They deserve to work in a gas station scrubbing toilets for the rest of their professional lives.
---
And if they don't like their Fate, they are more than welcome to suck the Toilets dry with a straw.
SEIJI NOMA:
Okay Kevin. If you can't set foot in Tokyo Japan without risking criminal prosecution...
---
Then we'll just have to adapt,
improve, and improvise.
---
How about a Simple Children's Park? Nothing more. Can you handle that? Just trees and a Jungle Jim.
---
If you want to learn how to enjoy life, then you have to appreciate the simple things that God gave you.
---
This house costs money to live in.
Put the Parks are entirely free.
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EXT AUSTIN PARK AREA
SEIJI NOMA:
So tell me Kevin, why did you pick
this particular park to show me?
---
Does it bring back memories
that you share with your family?
---
Do you ever visit this park by yourself just to give yourself peace of mine.
KEVIN NEECE:
It's not a bad park. We've attended
this park for picnics or swimming.
---
I just don't see the pointing in hanging out here by myself for no real reason.
---
Normally when you set out to do something, it's suppose to have a special purpose.
SEIJI NOMA:
It does serve a special purpose Kevin. Our outdoor environment help us to relax.
---
Why do you believe the city passes
laws to protect park areas from
---
being turned into apartment
complexes or parking garages?
---
We need somewhere to go to put
us back in touch with nature.
---
Because God put human beings in the
Garden of Eden to make it their home.
---
The Outdoor Park Areas are chosen
by God to be our Natural Habitats.
---
He wants us to join with our
families in the open air.
---
Whenever mankind chooses to lock themselves away in a dark room without nature.
---
Their cut off from reality turns to depression and takes away their peace of mind.
---
Even Convicts incarcerated in Prison
are allowed breaks to walk outside.
---
People were not meant to spend their entire 24 hour existence in an office cubicle.
---
People can function better and work smarter, not harder, by taking a break to relax.
---
It's the reason why we need to get
our of the house for no reason.
---
God is instinctively calling us to be with him in the outdoors and the open air.
KEVIN NEECE:
That's all well and good and all.
---
But why do women keep approaching you
to give your their contact information.
---
You've been receiving sexual passes by at least three women since we've been here.
---
Nobody gives me that
kind of attention.
SEIJI NOMA:
It's the French Tickler Kevin.
The Ladies cannot resist it.
KEVIN NEECE:
Are you implying that the real reason
these women are attracted to you
---
is because you eat pussy and
your moustache stimulates them?
SEIJI NOMA:
Kevin, back when I was alive
I was the master of eating pussy.
---
Your observation is exactly
why I wear the moustache.
---
Only someone who dedicated fifteen
years of his life to eating pussy
---
would dare recognize the art form that goings into making a woman orgasm.
---
And you're about to throw your gift of cunnilingus away for a Trans Woman.
---
Why are you so attracted
to the idea of Trans Women
---
When the only thing you are
good at in bed is eating pussy?
KEVIN NEECE:
Well it's like this. There is an
argument on Social Media that
---
Trans Women cannot understand why they are unable to date or marry straight men.
---
By their own logic, they are real women so their relationship with men is not gay.
---
And I realized that if I simply kept
an open mind, it might double my chances.
---
I'm not turned on by the sight of
two gay men fucking in porn films.
---
But if I see a naked Trans Woman who
has undergone HRT then I am turned on.
---
I don't see why there is a difference
between a gay man and a trans woman.
---
I've watched so much Hardcore Porn throughout my life that cis women and trans women look the same.
---
What Straight People don't understand is that all Hardcore Porn is Bisexual.
---
Because in order to watch the woman get fucked, you have to watch the naked man fucking her.
---
You may think you are attracted to
the woman getting fucked in the video.
---
But in the process, you are being mentally conditioned to the sight of a naked man's dick.
---
If you cannot reach sexual climax watching a naked woman pleasuring herself alone.
---
But you can reach sexual climax by
watching the man fucking her
---
Then it's not just the woman in the video that you are sexually attracted too.
---
It's the naked man that is fucking her in it. You're just in denial that you are not gay.
---
There is no difference than a man performing anal sex on a Cis Woman or Trans Woman
---
Because in both of those scenarios, you are still masturbating to the sight of naked dick.
---
It does not make logical sense for someone to
dedicate decades of their life to hardcore porn.
---
And then become offended when the woman being fucked has a bigger dick than you.
---
I am not in the closet about any of this. I was honest with my entire family about this.
---
My mother, my stepfather, and my daughter accepted it and we all moved on over it.
---
The issue is that the trans women profiles on Twitter are sex entertainer accounts.
---
They are not interested in a real relationship. They want you to buy their OnlyFans Subscription.
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The women who converse with you on Telegram act like they are interested in you.
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Until they realize you are not going to pay them or give them your personal bank information.
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Every time a Trans Woman approaches me online, I engage with her to see if it goes anywhere.
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And every time they see what my real life at home is like. They get bored and disappear.
---
My last Trans Dom Girlfriend Telegram Relationship ended after just one week because I didn't pay her.
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She thought she had a good catch because she saw us on Vacation in Salem Massachusetts staying in hotels
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And eating in expensive restaurants.
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But those family vacations
only happen once a year.
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What she didn't see was my mother jumping on my case every week over the credit card spending.
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It's because my mother was trying to save her money to pay for the trip to Salem Massachusetts.
---
I asked my Trans Dom Girlfriend what she wanted more. A Sugar Daddy to support her?
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Or someone who will not judge her and treat her with the respect of a human being.
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She tried to give me a chance. But once she saw my real day to day life herself
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The conversations came to an end.
---
It's because I refused to tell
her the name of my bank.
---
She was phishing for my Bank Account information because she was probably working with a Hacker.
---
And most of her replies in our conversation were just her repeating my conversations back to me.
---
She never gave me any info
about her own personal life.
---
She would just avoid the conversation and tell me that my day to day life was more interesting than hers.
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But the conversations died off anyways.
---
For all I know, she could have been a hacker using someone else's profile photos to trick me.
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Why are Trans Women unable to find Straight Boyfriends? Because they are not honest about their true intentions.
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These woman are not interested in a Relationship. They just want your money and your credit cards.
SEIJI NOMA:
I'm sorry to hear that this
hasn't been working out for you.
---
It's sounds like you tried to be honest about this with everyone in your family.
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Some people are scared to death to come out of the closet to their own family.
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Much less tell everyone at the companies they associate with what they were doing.
KEVIN NEECE:
Kosuke Fujishima was scandalized for
his relationship with Nekomu Otogi.
---
I told the entire staff of Kodansha Ltd and Dark Horse Comics what I was doing
---
so that they wouldn't think it was some kind of dirty secret I was hiding from them.
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I don't want to give any of them leverage to blackmail me or publicly scandalize me.
---
It's easier for me to do this if I'm just honest about it with everyone to begin with.
---
Some Trans Woman social media defend themselves saying they don't tell their Dating Partners
---
that they are Trans because they
don't want to scare them off.
---
And the logic makes perfect sense.
---
A relationship with any kind of woman should be based on mutual respect and her personality.
---
Your shouldn't judge a woman
by your own sexual desires,
---
you should judge her based on who she is, and not what is sitting between her legs.
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I do not see the difference between
Straight Cis Women and Trans Women
---
because there is no difference
between the Two Different Women.
---
We repeatedly raise our children and tell them they can be anything they want as adults.
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But Goddess forbid if those children should want to Gender Swap themselves into Women.
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You're Under Arrest features subplot premises about Aoi Futaba being shown compassion by her co-workers.
---
So why would Kosuke Fujishima ever
pass judgment on Kevin Neece?
---
Why would Zombie Life TV or Spindlehorse ever make fun of me for doing this?
---
Yes, my daughter was a little weirded out but she didn't try to argue with me.
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So tell me Seiji Noma. Is there anywhere that you would like to go now that we're in Austin Texas?
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Insert Austin Texas Tour Scene Here
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THIRD ACT ENDING
INT KEVIN NEECE'S LIVING ROOM.
We have reached the Midnight Deadline.
And the Ghost of Seiji Noma disappears into the Spirit Realm.
KEVIN NEECE:
Seiji Noma... please come back...
---
Please don't leave me alone to
face my darkest hour in solitude.
---
I'm sorry that I didn't listen to
you when you tried to lay it down.
---
Out of all of those people at that evil company, only you had the courage to approach me yourself.
---
You showed me kindness, love, and compassion that nobody else on the internet would do.
---
You listened to all of my problems
and you never attacked me even once.
---
I should have appreciated you
more when I had you all to myself.
---
Instead all I could think about is how I could capitalize on you for revenge.
---
I do have a moral conscience about what I'm about to do. And it's tearing me apart.
---
It's exactly like the metaphor of Jacob Marley being weighed down by his crimes in death.
---
I thought I could handle the responsibility. But everyone that the Goddesses killed...
---
became a terrible weight on my shoulders, added one day at a time. Weighing me down...
---
like Jacob Marley until I am forced to face the final judgment for my crimes.
---
And the weight of the burden of what
I've been doing never eases up or goes away.
---
They just keep getting heavier and heavier and heavier as each sin becomes a chain.
---
I know what I have to see through,
but I don't know if I can do it.
---
I don't have the courage to become
a mass murderer like Shinji Aoba.
---
If I don't stand up to Kodansha Ltd, they are going to continue to alienate me for the rest of my life.
---
And if I do succeed in what I'm about to do. I'm going to be remembered for it forever.
---
My own daughter is going to be afraid
of me for the rest of my life.
---
And it's entirely my own fault. I am an adult responsible for my own actions.
---
I am entirely self conscious and
aware of what I'm about to do.
---
If I go through with this, there is
no one that I can blame for my actions.
---
A person can be held responsible for their bad decisions even if they escape justice.
---
Fate does double back on you times three and make you pay for the crimes that you commit.
---
Seiji Noma did have a point.
---
Just because a person's life is private does not mean they deserve to die for it.
---
How am I ever going to live with
myself if I go through with this?
---
I spent nine years of my life looking for this final solution, and now that its finally here...
---
What am I going to do when
I can never take it back?
---
It's exactly like the Morality Tale
of Victor Frankenstein's Creation.
---
He was so obsessed in proving he could do something no one else had done before.
---
But he didn't want responsibility for his creation when he realized he could never take it back.
---
My life may be completely fucked,
but at least I always had a Soul.
---
How could I bring myself to throw away the one thing that made me exactly what I am?
---
Does a person's identity mean nothing when the entire world believes he doesn't exist?
---
I am not a fictional character
in an children's anime show.
---
I've become a fictional
character in my own life.
---
Nobody treats me like
I'm real anymore.
---
Everyone that knows me personally
believes my life is a punchline.
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INT KEVIN NEECE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
Kevin... my name is Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana. And I am a combination of all of those Goddesses
and Demons that you have been invoking.
---
Based on what you just pointed out, even I'm starting to suspect that I was in Space Jam A New Legacy.
---
You are absolutely right about me. I don't care about the affairs of the human race.
---
Human beings don't typically have a very long life span compared to what I've been through.
---
They come. They go. You barely even notice them.
---
And then there's you.
---
A man who believes that
he no longer exists.
---
Do you know what the irony in your situation is? Because I am the one person who took notice of you.
---
And I don't give a fuck about anybody.
---
And yet somehow there's you. The one anomaly who showed up on my radar.
---
Most people would read the fine print and try to avoid my attention because they are afraid of me.
---
You instinctly knew that I like Bad Movies like Howard the Duck and Voyage of the Rock Aliens.
---
You knew that I still
have a sense of humor.
---
That might be the one trace of
humanity that exists within me.
---
You have survived every hardship that
Fate has tossed in your direct.
---
You have risen to every challenge
sent to sabotage your case.
---
You have stood up to every person sitting in a seat of power and lived to tell about it.
---
You launched a biblical mass destruction event that killed 600,000 people and nobody believed you.
---
You erupted a Dormant Volcano from Iceland
by watching Dante's Peak with the Fates.
---
You have to be the True Magickian that I've been searching for, for centuries.
---
I even remember your first magic spell.
---
You had no experience or knowledge in
the practice of Magick and Witchcraft.
---
And despite these limitations, you successfully managed to implement a wishing spell from a Galdrabok.
---
Not only did you get your wish
to fix your broken laptop.
---
But within a matter of minutes you learned your very first lesson about the nature of Witchcraft.
---
That what you send out comes back times three. And everything comes with a price.
---
Your Grandmother wound up in the hospital because you used a Galdrabok from the Viking Era.
---
Do you understand the significance
in what you did that day?
---
A Galdrabok is interesting as a form
of historical education, but there is
a reason why Witches stopped using it.
---
The Christians from Norway tampered with the book and it rendered all of the spells useless.
---
Galdraboks haven't worked for centuries. And you still made it work for you.
---
Even if you didn't win the lottery, what you did on your first time out was impressive.
---
It wouldn't be noticeable to a naive human like you, but it stands out to an Experienced Witch like me.
---
Those Goddesses of Fate that you petition to fix problems on Social Media News.
---
You overlooked the fine print about
how the Norns perform their jobs.
---
The Norns design a person's fate, including their hardships, misfortune, and their death.
---
And no God, Demon, or Human Being has ever had the ability to petition them to change their fate.
---
The Goddesses of Fate haven't answered a human's request for centuries.
---
But they listen to you when you petition them. And they try to fix your problems when you entertain them.
---
Do you think they listen to all of us? I assure you that they don't.
---
The Fates are completely
desensitized to Humanity.
---
You have the ability to do
what none of us ever could.
---
With a proper education and guidance, you could become so much more than what you are today.
---
You have to be the True Magickian. Because I have come to remove those who are blocking your ascent.
RYUK THE SHINIGAMI:
Kevin. You confessed to the Criminal Justice System and United States Congress in your Autobiography
---
That the reason why you tried to avoid Children in public most of your life.
---
Was because you were traumatized
by the guilt that you suffered
---
when you witnessed a Child Porn website when you were only 15 years old.
---
You told them that every
time you went out in public
---
you were forced to remember the pedophiles raping children in graphic detail.
---
And it took you decades to erase
the images from your memory.
---
All of those Hollywood Producers and Politicians incriminated in the Epstein List Investigation...
---
Were engaging in the exact same Child Rape situations that you saw on those websites.
---
Kash Patel and Pam Bondi watched hundred of videos that identified these people...
---
While they were engaging in the same
Child Rape situations that traumatized you.
---
And both of them made the decision to not press charges against them and let them go.
---
It is not a crime for the Criminal Justice System to enforce the Death Penalty on a Pedophile.
---
You did everything within your power to reason with Kosuke Fujishima, Kodansha Ltd, and Dark Horse Comics.
---
You tried to reason with
them for Nine Years.
---
And if you have any self respect left within you for your rights to be treated like a human being,
---
then you have to stand up to these people
and hold them accountable for their actions.
---
You need to make an example out of Kodansha Ltd, Dark Horse Comics, and Spindlehorse Animation.
---
Fate comes Full Circle for Everyone.
---
Sometimes Karma is Necessary to
Punish People for their Actions.
---
If you don't stand up to these people, they are going to go out and do this to someone else.
---
We cannot act on this by the rules
of our own criminal justice system.
---
We have to make a contract with someone in order to validate the Death Note.
---
You have to make the ultimate sacrifice if you want to take responsibility for your own life.
---
You've spent the past decade unable to work a job because nobody was willing to hire you.
---
We are asking you to work for us.
---
Tim League and Yoshinobu Noma do not want you. These people have no respect for you at all.
---
The Austin Police Department do not want you. They are all making fun of you behind your back.
---
It's because they know what will happen to them if they ever do it to your face.
KEVIN NEECE:
But that's not what I'm
thinking about right now.
---
I mean no disrespect. I appreciate that you showed up to visit me after all these years.
---
But if there was one person on that show that I really need right now. It was Mara Marller.
---
If Mara Marller were here right now, I would think that all of us would owe her an apology...
---
for the way she was depicted in the
original Ah My Goddess anime series.
---
Mara Marller was the only one who
had the common sense to realize...
---
That there was a reason why the Goddesses of Fate were not supposed to be on earth.
---
And nobody listened to her
when she tried to warn them.
---
They made her believe
she was incompetent.
---
Mara Marller never wanted to hurt those Goddesses. She just needed them to go home.
---
Mara Marller was just doing her job, and their extended vacation on earth was a violation of the agreement..
---
between the Goddess Realm and Demon Realm to work in equilibrium with each other to maintain the balance.
---
They were supposed to share ownership rights over their contracts for human soul energy in equilibrium.
---
It's called The Conservation of Happiness.
---
Mara Marller was the only person on earth who had the ability to bring Jeffrey Epstein
---
back from the dead so they could stand up to the US Government for the American Public.
---
And now she's been driven into exile.
---
How are we supposed to save the Marller Gang now when nobody has the ability to find them?
SEPHERANZ THE SPIDER QUEEN:
You can respect Mara Marller's Memory
and her intentions by finishing the job.
---
Doctor What and Mara Marller tried to give the General Public the justice they asked for.
---
But sometimes what you think will fix
your problem will never make you happy.
---
Because in the end, you will
always be stuck with yourselves.
---
The American Public wanted Justice.
---
The FBI were paid with their Taxes to
perform a Job to protect their Children.
---
The FBI just bit the hand that fed them by protecting the Pedophiles instead of the American Taxpayers.
---
You cannot bite the hand that
feeds you and get away with it.
---
That's the real reason why United States Congress cannot prosecute the Pedophiles.
---
It's because the Sex Offenders are their Biggest Financial Campaign Supporters.
---
It's because one of the Child Rapists incriminated in the files became President of the United States.
---
But President Donald Trump
and the United States Congress
---
do not work for the Rothschild Occultists and the Mossad Israeli Intelligence.
---
They were paid to do their jobs
by the Parents of the United States.
---
And when they supported the
Pedophiles over their Taxpayers
---
They bit the hand that feeds them.
---
Mara Marller and Doctor What couldn't
give the American Public what they want.
---
But with our help, you can give America one of the Greatest News Spectacles of All Time.
---
Everybody Loves Death Note.
Everybody Loves Dead Pedophiles.
---
Kevin Neece, You're a
Natural Born Entertainer
---
And that's all we're asking you to do. We want you to do what you were born to do.
---
We want you to give us a brand new Death Note Crossover Mini-Series that thinks outside the box.
---
So it's time for you to make
a new episode of Bad Goddess.
---
And give the Parents of America
a Show they will never ever forget.
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EXT 4902 MAJESTIC DRIVE AUSTIN TEXAS
EXT KEVIN NEECE'S - HOME ADDRESS
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EXT CENTCOM HEADQUARTERS - DAY
Title Card:
24 Hours Later
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INT CENTCOM OFFICE
CHRISTOPHER WRAY:
Admiral Commander Brad Cooper Sir.
---
You requested that we bring
you the Three Wise Men.
---
Well ask and you shall receive.
---
We used all of our Anime
Film Industry Contacts
---
and were able to bring in the following people involved in Kevin Neece Witchcraft Theories
---
This is Mangaka Kosuke Fujishima
from the Oh My Goddess Manga Series
---
Kosuke Fujishima was the only survivor of Kevin Neece's Attack on Kodansha Ltd
---
So we know that Kevin Neece is
probably not going to attack him
---
For whatever reasons or motivations
Kevin Neece needs Kosuke Fujishima alive.
---
And this is Jim Carrey, who was
the main actor on The Number 23.
---
And last but not least, this is
Mangaka Tsugumi Ohba of Death Note.
CENTCOM ADM BRAD COOPER:
I am not going to lie to all of you.
If we attempt to pick a fight...
---
with the Goddess Hotline Office,
we are probably going to lose.
---
Kevin Neece and the Goddess Hotline Office have successfully employed the System Force
---
to disengage all of our Nuclear Weapons, Missiles, and Firearms, completely disarming
---
all of the FBI Agents, Police Officers, CIA Agents, and US Military and Navy in the United States
---
If we attempt to use our Firearms to attack anyone, all of our weapons will backfire and kill us.
---
If the American Public realizes what
Kevin Neece has just done to all of us
---
All of the Protesters and Vigilantes
could take advantage of the situation
---
They could attempt to come after
all of us in hand to hand combat.
---
They could attack a Police Officer, or an ICE Agent, or a SWAT Team with a Baseball Bat.
---
Kevin Neece warned all of us that if we attempt to engage in hand to hand combat...
---
The System Force will Death Note
us by a Fatal Heart Attack.
---
The American Public
do not understand this.
---
Because they believe that
Ah My Goddess is fictional.
---
If Kevin Neece's Vigilante Death Note War results in a Nationwide Civil War Standoff
---
It could result in half the population in the United States dying with a matter of seconds.
---
The only thing that is preventing Ryuk and Kevin Neece from wiping out the United States.
---
is they DO NOT KNOW that the System Force has completely disarmed our Law Enforcement Officers.
---
The only weapons that he
left us to work with
---
is to engage in conversation, logic,
reasoning and problem solving.
---
We are going to have to think outside the box and problem solve our way out of this.
---
Because the person we are speaking
to can kill us in a matter of seconds.
---
Kevin Neece cannot kill Kosuke Fujishima because of the Goddess Hotline Office.
---
Kevin Neece cannot kill Tsugumi Ohba
because he doesn't know his real name.
---
Kevin Neece can kill Jim Carrey, but there is a chance he will let him live.
---
The MI5 believes that they have found a way to get a message into the distant future
---
so that their Bounty Hunters and all of their Police Officers can hunt down the Marller Gang.
---
As long as they don't destroy the TARDIS in the process, they can still bring them back.
---
What the MI5 are proposing to do is
a complete and total leap of faith.
---
We are assuming that the
Bounty Hunters are real.
---
Let's just hope that they know
what the fuck they are doing.
---
Because Doctor What is going to run them through the Wringer to get away from them.
---
Those Bounty Hunters are looking at one of the Most Dangerous Police Chases in Human History.
---
Because the Marller Gang believe that
they are all facing the Death Penalty.
---
They do not know what happened to all of us after they escaped into the future.
---
All we can do is pray to God and hope
that Jesus Christ is by their side.
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FUTURE REALM:
FUTURISTIC CITY TEAM BEBOP - DAY
FAYE VALENTINE:
Could somebody please explain the Logic in what we are trying to do here? Why is it necessary for us to chase down the Marller Gang if Spike Spiegel was already able to infiltrate Doctor What's TARDIS?
SPIKE SPIEGEL:
We are under orders from the MI5 and Venus Police Station not to engage with them because there is no room left for human error. If the Marller Gang returned and saw us in their TARDIS, they would turn around and run, meaning we would have to leave the TARDIS to chase after them. If the Marller Gang manages to lose us in the chase and they make the Jump, we would never be able to find them again.
JET BLACK:
Then why wouldn't one of us stay back behind on the TARDIS to prevent them from making the Jump?
SPIKE SPIEGEL:
Because the Marller Gang would outnumber you Four to One, and even with all of your muscle, all four of them could still throw you off the TARDIS and take off.
FAYE VALENTINE:
Then why wouldn't two of us stay behind while you chase down the Marller Gang?
SPIKE SPIEGEL:
Because then I would be outnumbered Four to One. And one of the Demons named Mara Marller can still use Black Magic against us. It's going to take all three of us working together if we're going to corner them and take them in.
JET BLACK:
Is it really necessary for us to take all Four of them when all we need is the Time Lord to take us back to 2026?
SPIKE SPIEGEL:
The MI5 specifically requested all Four Members of the Marller Gang be returned to them at the same time. Even if we take down the Public Access Time Lord, we will never be able to hunt down the other Members of the Marller Gang if we let them get away.
FAYE VALENTINE:
Then what prevents the Marller Gang from splitting up to prevent us from chasing them?
SPIKE SPIEGEL:
Because they would still have to re-unite with each other later on down the road if they want to escape on the TARDIS together. Hey, I'm not too fond of this chase down either, but what the fuck else are we supposed to do with our time? Feed the Corgi and watch Old Defunct Anime Re-runs on Funimation and Crunchyroll. We're fucking doing this and we're doing this right fucking now.
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EXT FUTURISTIC CITY TARDIS - DAY
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Title Card:
COMING NEXT YEAR...
MARLLER GETS A SPINOFF
COWBOY BEBOP
