The China Syndrome: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick

I was perusing my DVD Shelf when I saw the CHINA SYNDROME with the THREE FATES on the Cover: Jane Fonda, Jack Lemmon, and Michael Douglas. I remember watching that Conspiracy Theory movie in High School and being told it was over exaggerated BULLSHIT made by Political Activists who really believed what they were preaching. But still, could it be possible that this whole movie THE CHINA SYNDROME was a PRACTICAL JOKE by the ILLUMINATI. Let's see how it rates on the "John Candy is a Satanist" Scale.

Jane Fonda was in CAT BALLOU with Lee Marvin who was in EMPEROR OF THE NORTH with THE DEVIL Ernest Borgnine from THE DEVIL’S RAIN.

Jane Fonda was in SPIRITS OF THE DEAD with THE DEVIL Terrence Stamp from THE COMPANY OF WOLVES.

Jane Fonda was in 9 TO 5 with Lily Tomlin from ALL OF ME with Steve Martin from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Jack Lemmon was in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS with THE DEVIL Al Pacino from THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE and THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED. Jeffrey Jones was also in WHO'S HARRY CRUMB with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Jack Lemmon was in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS with Alec Baldwin from the DEMONOLOGY film BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED. Or BEETLEJUICE with Wynona Ryder from ALIEN RESURRECTION with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman from HELLBOY.

Jack Lemmon was in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS with the RELIGIOUS SERIAL KILLER Kevin Spacey from SE7EN.

Jack Lemmon was in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS with Ed Harris from CREEPSHOW with Leslie Nielsen from THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE with Jack Albertson from WILLY WONKA with THE DEVIL Gene Wilder. Or THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE with THE DEVIL Ernest Borgnine from THE DEVIL’S RAIN.

Michael Douglas was in FATAL ATTRACTION with Glenn Close from AIR FORCE ONE with THE DEVIL Gary Oldman from BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino and THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Michael Douglas was in BASIC INSTINCT with Sharon Stone from THE QUICK AND THE DEAD directed by Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY.

Michael Douglas was in ANT MAN with Paul Rudd from CLUELESS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Wallace Shawn AND the DEAD Brittany Murphy. Paul Rudd was also in the Satanic HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS that very same year.

Wilford Brimley was in THE THING with KURT RUSSELL who was in THE HATEFUL EIGHT with SAMUEL L JACKSON from JURASSIC PARK with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

Wilford Brimley was in HARD TARGET produced by Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY.

Wilford Brimley was in IN & OUT with Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA with the ANGEL OF DEATH John Cleese from MONTY PYTHON’S THE MEANING OF LIFE with the DEAD Graham Chapman.

Wilford Brimley was in REMO WILLIAMS THE ADVENTURE BEGINS with Fred Ward from CHAIN REACTION with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

James Karen was in the Demonology film POLTERGEIST.

James Karen was also in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD with Don Calfa from CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIETOWN with Billy Bob Thornton from the cursed BAD SANTA with the DEAD John Ritter and DEAD Bernie Mac.

That about covers that.