U-571: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick

Josh Becker recently mentioned in his Crack of Dawn email about how he tried to get his script DEVIL DOGS: THE BATTLE OF BELLEAU WOOD off the ground but his agent refused to show the script to Jonathan Mostow who would later direct U-571 and TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES. Let's take a closer look at U-571 and see how it scores on the "John Candy is a Satanist" Illuminati Scale.

Matthew McConaughey was THE DEVIL in THE DARK TOWER.

The DEAD Bill Paxton was a BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER in the Angel Demonology film FRAILTY.
Harvey Keitel was THE DEVIL in LITTLE NICKY with Adam Sandler who played THE DEVIL in DIRTY WORK with the DEAD Bob Saget and DEAD Norm MacDonald.

Jon Bon Jovi was in NEW YEARS EVE directed by Garry Marshall who was THE DEVIL in HOCUS POCUS. SALEM WITCH Sarah Jessic Parker was also in NEW YEARS EVE.

Jack Noseworthy was in CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who dranketh from the cup of Goat Urine.

David Keith was in THE TWO JAKES with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

Thomas Kretschmann was in BLADE II with Wesley Snipes from DEMOLITION MAN with Sandra Bullock from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Jack Weber was in MEET JOE BLACK with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt.

Tom Guiry was in MYSTIC RIVER written by Brian Helgeland who also wrote the Demonology films HIGHWAY TO HELL & 976-EVIL.

Will Estes was in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES with Morgan Freeman from the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER film SE7EN. 

Terrence 'T.C.' Carson was in RUGRATS with Elizabeth Daily from BETTER OFF DEAD with John Cusack from the HAUNTED film 1408.

Erik Palladino was in CAN'T HARDLY WAIT with Seth Green from the Demonology film IDLE HANDS: AN EVIL DEAD PARODY film.

Dave Power was in PEE WEE'S BIG HOLIDAY with Paul Reubens from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER with KRISTY SWANSON from the Demonology film HIGHWAY TO HELL written by Brian Helgeland.

Derk Cheetwood was in the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER Demonology film FRAILTY with the DEAD Bill Paxton and THE DEVIL Matthew McConaughey from THE DARK TOWER.

Matthew Settle was in I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER with Jack Black from the Devil Worship Band TENACIOUS D. 

STOP!! STOP RIGHT THERE!! Jack Black IS NOT Illuminati. Jack Black and Kyle Gass wear their love of Satan on their Sleeves!!! The Illuminati HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!

Okay then, Matthew Settle was in I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER with Jeffrey Combs from the GHOST SERIAL KILLER film THE FRIGHTENERS.

Rebecca Tilney was in the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER Demonology film FRAILTY with the DEAD Bill Paxton and THE DEVIL Matthew McConaughey from THE DARK TOWER.

Screenwriter David Ayer wrote TRAINING DAY with Denzel Washington from the Demonology film FALLEN. David Ayer also wrote SUICIDE SQUAD where the Villain was a PAGAN WITCH.

Jonathan Mostow directed TERMINATOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINES with Arnold Schwarzenegger from the Demonology film END OF DAYS.

Josh Becker, I see the problem here. You couldn't get Jonathan Mostow to direct your movie BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE MAN IN HOLLYWOOD WHO DIDN'T SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN!!!