John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Awkwafina

Awkwafina is probably asking herself right now, does she classify as Illuminati according to Hekate’s patterns? Yes but I’ll overlook it. @NoraFromQueens

Renfield is Illuminati. Nicolas Cage was in the Escape from Hell film Drive Angry with The Devil William Fichter. Nicolas Cage was in Season of the Witch with Ron Perlman from Hellboy aka Dark Horse Comics aka Oh My Goddess manga publishers. Nicolas Hoult was in Mad Max Fury Road where the War Boys were Pagans that believed they were going to Valhalla from Norse Mythology signifying the Three Norns involvement. George Miller’s Followup Film was about a Genie played by Idris Elba who falls in love with a mortal played by Tilda Swindon from the witchcraft movie Suspiria. Three Thousand Years of Longing is basically the same plot as Ah My Goddess. George Miller was cursed by Hekate because he co-directed Twilight Zone The Movie. Mad Max 1 = Urd Road Warrior 2 = Belldandy Beyond Thunderdome 3 = Skuld In Mad Max 3, one of the crew members died and it resulted in George Miller leaving action movies behind for nearly a decade. It was the curse of Skuld and when he came back for Mad Max Fury Road the Three Fates were still influencing him. And Nicolas Hoult was in that movie AND Renfield with Awkwafina. Next is The Little Mermaid. The Sea Witch played by SNL’s Melissa McCarthy. She was in the demonology film Ghostbusters Answer the Call with Thor actor Chris Hemsworth. All of the SNL actors are cursed by Hekate dating back to the 1970s because SNL is a late night show that recorded when people would be performing their witchcraft invocations. Awkwafina was in Jumanji The Next Level with Jack Black from the Devil Worship band Tenacious D. Dwayne Jonson was also in The Mummy Returns with Brendan Fraser from Bedazzled with The Devil Elizabeth Hurley. Kevin Hart was in Get Hard with Will Ferrell from the movie Stranger Than Fiction which was about a Writer playing God in the Machine like The Three Fates. Awkwafina was in Spongebob which I believe had a cameo from Keanu Reeves from The Devils Advocate with The Devil Al Pacino. Awkwafina was in Neighbors 2 with Seth Rogan from the Demonology film This is the End.

Awkwafina was in Ocean's Eight with Sandra Bullock from the Salem Witchcraft film Practical Magick with Nicole Kidman from Dead Calm with The Devil Sam Neill from Omen III The Final Conflict and The Devil Billy Zane from Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight.

Awkwafina was in Ocean's Eight with Cate Blanchett who played Hela the Goddess of Death in Thor: Ragnarok. Ocean's Eight also had Anne Hathaway from The Witches. Ocean's Eight also had Griffin Dunne from the John Landis movie An American Werewolf in London, a Gypsy Curse movie. John Landis was cursed because he made Twilight Zone The Movie where Vic Morror and Two Children died in a Helicopter Accident on set. The Three Victims equal Three Fates.

Awkwafina was in Ocean's Eight with Elliott Gould from Ocean's Eleven with The Angel of Death Brad Pitt from Meet Joe Black, and George Clooney from From Dusk Till Dawn with The Devil Harvey Keitel from Little Nicky. Julia Roberts was in Pretty Woman, directed by The Devil Gary Marshall from the Salem Witchcraft film Hocus Pocus. Andy Garcia was in The Godfather Part III with The Devil Al Pacino from The Devil's Advocate. That about covers it. Awkwafina doesn’t have an extensive Illuminati IMDb resume yet but she does have a few titles on her resume and that’s enough to draw her into Hekate’s Curse.