John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Meryl Streep

Ladies and Gentlemen. I promised you the WORST ONE OF THEM ALL, and I aim to deliver. Meryl Streep, take a bow you Illuminati Satanist you!!!

Meryl Streep was in THE DEER HUNTER with Christopher Walken from THE PROPHECY Demonology Franchise. Also in THE DEER HUNTER was THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro from ANGEL HEART.

Meryl Streep was in Woody Allen's MANHATTAN with Mariel Hemingway from DELIRIOUS with THE DEVIL John Candy. Also in MANHATTAN was Diane Keaton from SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

Meryl Streep was in THE SEDUCTION OF JOE TYNAN with Alan Alda from the Demonology film THE MEPHISTO WALTZ. OR, Alan Alda from TOWER HEIST with Ben Stiller from HIGHWAY TO HELL.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE SEDUCTION OF JOE TYNAN with Rip Torn from the THREE FATES WITCHCRAFT film BEASTMASTER from the Director of PHANTASM.

Meryl Streep was in KRAMER VS KRAMER with Dustin Hoffman from RAIN MAN with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Meryl Streep was in THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN with Jeremy Irons from DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS with Marlon Wayans from SCARY MOVIE 2 with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND. OR, Jeremy Irons from DEAD RINGERS directed by David Cronenberg who made THE FLY with Geena Davis from the Demonology film BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Meryl Streep was in STILL OF THE NIGHT with Roy Scheider from SORCERER directed by William Friedkin who made the Demonology film THE EXORCIST. Also in STILL OF THE NIGHT was Jessica Tandy from DRIVING MISS DAISY with Morgan Freeman from the DEMONOLOGY SERIAL KILLER film SE7EN and he played GOD in BRUCE ALMIGHTY.

Meryl Streep was in SOPHIE'S CHOICE with Peter MacNicol from the Demonology film GHOSTBUSTERS II with Rick Moranis from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in SOPHIE'S CHOICE with Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA with the ANGEL OF DEATH John Cleese from MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE with the DEAD Graham Chapman.

Meryl Streep was in SILKWOOD with Craig T Nelson from the Demonology film POLTERGEIST.

OR, Meryl Streep was in SILKWOOD with Kurt Russell from OVERBOARD with Goldie Hawn from THE FIRST WIVES CLUB with Bette Midler from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

OR, Meryl Streep was in SILKWOOD with Cher from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson.

Meryl Streep was in FALLING IN LOVE with THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro from ANGEL HEART.

OR, Meryl Streep was in FALLING IN LOVE with THE DEVIL Harvey Keitel from the Demonology film LITTLE NICKY.

OR, Meryl Streep was in FALLING IN LOVE with Dianne Wiest from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Meryl Streep was in PLENTY with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

OR, Meryl Streep was in PLENTY with Tracy Ullman from John Water's A DIRTY SHAME with Selma Blair from the Demonology film HELLBOY with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman.

OR, Meryl Streep was in PLENTY with Sting from THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN with Eric Idle from MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE with the ANGEL OF DEATH John Cleese and the VERY DEAD Graham Chapman.

OR, Meryl Streep was in PLENTY with Charles Dance from LAST ACTION HERO with Arnold Schwarzenneger from the Demonology film END OF DAYS.

Meryl Streep was in OUT OF AFRICA directed by Sydney Pollack from Stanley Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry, or EYES WIDE SHUT with Nicole Kidman from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Meryl Streep was in OUT OF AFRICA with Robert Redford from SNEAKERS with Dan Aykroyd from the THREE FATES movie CROSSROADS and the Demonology film GHOSTBUSTERS.

Meryl Streep was in HEARTBURN with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK. Also in HEARTBURN was Jeff Daniels from DUMB AND DUMBER with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Meryl Streep was in HEARTBURN with Stockard Channing from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Meryl Streep was in HEARTBURN with Catherine O'Hara from the Demonology film BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

OR, Meryl Streep was in HEARTBURN with Milos Forman who directed Jim Carrey in MAN ON THE MOON. Jim Carrey was suspected of invoking Andy Kaufman's Ghost to help him with his performance and I believe he did too.

Meryl Streep was in IRONWEED with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

OR, Meryl Streep was in IRONWEED with THE DEVIL Tom Waits from THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS with the DEAD Heath Ledger.

OR, Meryl Streep was in IRONWEED with Nathan Lane from THE PRODUCERS with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Meryl Streep was in A CRY IN THE DARK with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

Meryl Streep was in SHE-DEVIL, which ironically has NOTHING TO DO with WITCHCRAFT or DEMONOLOGY. But it does have Ed Begley Jr from GHOSTBUSTERS ANSWER THE CALL.

OR, Meryl Streep was in SHE-DEVIL with Linda Hunt from THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY with Mel Gibson who directed PASSION OF THE CHRIST. OR, Linda Hunt from KINDERGARTEN COP with Arnold Schwarzenegger from the Demonology film END OF DAYS. OR, Linda Hunt from POPEYE with Shelley Duvall from THE SHINING with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

Meryl Streep was in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE with Richard Dreyfuss from the YGGDRASIL SYSTEM FORCE film LET IT RIDE with David Johansen from the THREE FATES film SCROOGED.

OR, Meryl Streep was in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE with CCH Pounder from the Demonology film TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT with THE DEVIL Billy Zane.

OR, Meryl Streep was in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE with Rob Reiner who directed the THREE FATES film THE PRINCESS BRIDE with the DEAD Andre the Giant.

OR, Meryl Streep was in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE with Dennis Quaid from the Demonology film LEGION.

OR, Meryl Streep was in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE with Shirley Maclaine from BEWITCHED with Nicole Kidman from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Meryl Streep was in DEFENDING YOUR LIFE with Gary Beach from THE PRODUCERS with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Meryl Streep was in DEATH BECOMES HER directed by Robert Zemeckis who produces TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT with THE DEVIL Billy Zane.

OR, Meryl Streep was in DEATH BECOMES HER with Goldie Hawn from THE FIRST WIVES CLUB with Bette Midler from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Meryl Streep was in THE HOUSE OF SPIRITS with Jeremy Irons from DEAD RINGERS directed by David Cronenberg who made THE FLY with Geena Davis from the Demonology film BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE HOUSE OF SPIRITS with Wynona Ryder from ALIEN RESURRECTION with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman from HELLBOY.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE HOUSE OF SPIRITS with Glenn Close who was in HOOK directed by Stephen Spielberg who produced the cursed films POLTERGEIST and TWILIGHT ZONE THE MOVIE. "Get Me THE BOO BOX" "NO! NOT THE BOO BOX!"

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE HOUSE OF SPIRITS with Antonio Banderas from INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK and Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Meryl Streep was in THE RIVER WILD with Kevin Bacon from PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE RIVER WILD with David Strathairn from L.A. CONFIDENTIAL written by Brian Helgeland of the Demonology films HIGHWAY TO HELL & 976-EVIL.

Meryl Streep was in THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY with Clint Eastwood from UNFORGIVEN with Richard Harris from the WITCHCRAFT film HARRY POTTER with the DEAD Alan Rickman from Kevin Smith's DOGMA.

Meryl Streep was in BEFORE AND AFTER with Liam Neeson from DARKMAN directed by SAM RAIMI of THE EVIL DEAD.

OR, Meryl Streep was in BEFORE AND AFTER with Alfred Molina from SPIDERMAN 2 directed by SAM RAIMI of THE EVIL DEAD.

OR, Meryl Streep was in BEFORE AND AFTER with Edward Furlong from the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS REMAKE.

OR, Meryl Streep was in BEFORE AND AFTER with John Heard from HOME ALONE with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in BEFORE AND AFTER with the DEAD Daniel Von Bargen from LORD OF ILLUSIONS directed by Clive Barker who made HELLRAISER with THE DEVIL Doug Bradley.

Meryl Streep was in MARVIN'S ROOM with Cynthia Nixon from SEX AND THE CITY with Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

OR, Meryl Streep was in MARVIN'S ROOM with Leonardo DiCaprio from CATCH ME IF YOU CAN with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in MARVIN'S ROOM with THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro from ANGEL HEART.

OR, Meryl Streep was in MARVIN'S ROOM with Dan Hedaya from DICK with Kirsten Dunst from INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK and Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Meryl Streep was in DANCING AT LUGHNASA with THE DEVIL Rhy Ifans from the Demonology film LITTLE NICKY.

OR, Meryl Streep was in DANCING AT LUGHNASA with Michael Gambon from Tim Burton's NECROMANCER film SLEEPY HOLLOW.

Meryl Streep was in ONE TRUE THING with Rene Zellweger from the THREE FATES film CHICAGO with Catherine Zeta Jone from the THREE FATES film Jan De Bont's THE HAUNTING.

OR, Meryl Streep was in ONE TRUE THING with William Hurt from LOST IN SPACE with Gary Oldman from the Demonology film BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA. OR, William Hurt from ALTERED STATES directed by Ken Russell who made THE DEVILS.

OR, Meryl Streep was in ONE TRUE THING with Tom Everett Scott from THAT THING YOU DO with Tom Hanks from the PAGAN BLOOD SACRIFICE film JOE VS THE VOLCANO and SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in MUSIC OF THE HEART directed by the DEAD Wes Craven who made SCREAM with Drew Barrymore from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

OR, Meryl Streep was in MUSIC OF THE HEART with Aidan Quinn from LEGENDS OF THE FALL with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

OR, Meryl Streep was in MUSIC OF THE HEART with Cloris Leachman from SPANGLISH with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

Meryl Streep was in ADAPTATION with Nicolas Cage from the ESCAPE FROM HELL movie DRIVE ANGRY.

Meryl Streep was in THE HOURS with Nicole Kidman from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE HOURS with Julianne Moore from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE HOURS with Miranda Richardson from MERLIN with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

Meryl Streep was in THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE with Denzel Washington from the AZAZEL DEMON SERIAL KILLER film FALLEN.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE with Liev Shreiber from MIXED NUTS with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

Meryl Streep was in LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Meryl Streep was in LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS with Catherine O'Hara from HOME ALONE with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS with Luis Guzman from ANGER MANAGEMENT with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK & THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

Meryl Streep was in PRIME with Uma Thurman from THE PRODUCERS with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Meryl Streep was in A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION with the DEAD Robert Altman who directed POPEYE with Shelley Duvall from THE SHINING with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

Meryl Streep was in THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA with Adrian Grenier from CECIL B DEMENTED with the SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine.

Meryl Streep was in THE ANT BULLY with Paul Giamatti from MAN ON THE MOON where Jim Carrey was suspected of invoking ANDY KAUFMAN'S GHOST.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE ANT BULLY with Nicolas Cage from the ESCAPE FROM HELL film DRIVE ANGRY.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE ANT BULLY with Julia Roberts from MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING with Rupert Everett from CEMETARY MAN. (SECRET HANDSHAKE)

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE ANT BULLY with Bruce Campbell from the Demonology films THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE ANT BULLY with Lily Tomlin from ALL OF ME with Steve Martin from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in DARK MATTER with Aidan Quinn from LEGENDS OF THE FALL with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

Meryl Streep was in EVENING with Patrick Wilson from THE CONJURING Ghost Hunter Franchise. Enough Said.

OR, Meryl Streep was in EVENING with Claire Danes from ROMEO & JULIET directed by Baz Luhremann who made ELVIS with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in RENDITION with Jake Gyllenhaal from BUBBLE BOY... with the DEAD Verne Troyer... and DONNIE DARKO... with the DEAD Patrick Swayze.

OR, Meryl Streep was in RENDITION with Reese Witherspoon from LEGALLY BLONDE with Victor Garber from GODSPELL (He played Hippie Jesus Christ). OR Reese Witherspoon from ELECTION with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Meryl Streep was in LIONS FOR LAMBS with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Meryl Streep was in LIONS FOR LAMBS with Micheal Pena from ANT MAN with Paul Rudd from the THREE FATES film CLUELESS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Wallace Shawn and the DEAD Brittany Murphy.

Meryl Streep was in the THREE FATES GREEK musical MAMMA MIA! with Amanda Seyfried from the SUCCUBUS film JENNIFER'S BODY.

Meryl Streep was in DOUBT with Philip Seymour Hoffman from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Meryl Streep was in JULIE & JULIA directed by Nora Ephron who also made BEWITCHED with Nicole Kidman from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC. Nora Ephron also made SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE & YOU'VE GOT MAIL with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan from the PAGAN BLOOD SACRIFICE film JOE VS THE VOLCANO.

Meryl Streep was in FANTASTIC MR FOX with Bill Murray from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in IT'S COMPLICATED with Alec Baldwin from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS with THE DEVIL Al Pacino from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

OR, Meryl Streep was in IT'S COMPLICATED with Steve Martin from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in THE IRON LADY with Jim Broadbent from CLOUD ATLAS with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Meryl Streep was in THE IRON LADY with Richard E Grant from HUDSON HAWK with Sandra Bernhard from THE KING OF COMEDY with THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro from ANGEL HEART.

Meryl Streep was in HOPE SPRINGS with Tommy Lee Jones from BATMAN FOREVER with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Meryl Streep was in AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY with Julie Roberts from MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING with Rupert Everett from CEMETARY MAN. (SECRET HANDSHAKE)

Meryl Streep was in THE HOMESMAN with William Fichter from THE DARK KNIGHT with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal from CECIL B DEMENTED, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine. OR, William Fichter from the ESCAPE FROM HELL Nicolas Cage film DRIVE ANGRY.

Meryl Streep was in THE GIVER with Jeff Bridges from the Dark Horse Comics Haunted film R.I.P.D. REST IN PEACE DEPT.

Meryl Streep was in INTO THE WOODS with Johnny Depp from the Tim Burton Necromancer films SLEEPY HOLLOW and CORPSE BRIDE.

OR, Meryl Streep was in INTO THE WOODS with Tracey Ullman from John Waters A DIRTY SHAME with Selma Blair from HELLBOY with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman.

OR, Meryl Streep was in INTO THE WOODS with MAMMA MIA co-star Christine Baranski from HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Meryl Streep was in RICKI AND THE FLASH with Kevin Kline from WILD WILD WEST with Kenneth Brannagh from DEAD AGAIN with the DEAD Robin Williams from WHAT DREAMS MAY COME.

Meryl Streep was in SUFFRAGETTE with Helena Bonham Carter from FIGHT CLUB with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

Meryl Streep was in FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS with Hugh Grant from NOTTING HILL with THE DEVIL Rhy Ifans from LITTLE NICKY.

Meryl Streep was in THE POST with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Meryl Streep was in MAMMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAIN! with Cher from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson.

Meryl Streep was in MARY POPPINS RETURNS with David Warner from TITANIC with THE DEVIL Billy Zane from TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT.