The Iceman: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick

I'm not going to lie. I've never seen the movie but the poster and the cast list caught my eye on Twitter. This bodacious movie was most definitely an Illuminati film. Excellent.

Michael Shannon was in CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal who partook from the cup of Goat Urine.

Chris Evans was in SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD with Michael Cera from the Demonology film THIS IS THE END.

James Franco was in the Demonology film THIS IS THE END.

Winona Ryder was in MR DEEDS with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

OR, Winona Ryder was in BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Ray Liotta was in GOODFELLAS with Joe Pesci from HOME ALONE with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Ray Liotta was in MUPPETS MOST WANTED with Tina Fey from 30 ROCK with Alec Baldwin from BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

David Schwimmer was in TWENTY BUCKS with Brendan Fraser from the Demonology film BEDAZZLED with THE DEVIL Elizabeth Hurley.

Stephen Dorff was in BLADE with Wesley Snipes from DEMOLITION MAN with Sandra Bullock from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Sandra Bullock from SPEED with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

OR, Stephen Dorff was in CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Robert Davi was in MANIAC COP 2 with Bruce Campbell from the Demonology film THE EVIL DEAD.

Danny A. Abeckaser was in YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

John Ventimiglia was in MICKEY BLUE EYES with Hugh Grant from NOTTING HILL with THE DEVIL Rhy Ifans from LITTLE NICKY.

OR, John Ventimiglia was in THE SOPRANOS with James Gandolfini from THE MEXICAN with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

OR, John Ventimiglia was in THE SOPRANOS with James Gandolfini from THE MEXICAN with JULIA ROBERTS from PRETTY WOMAN directed by THE DEVIL Gary Marshall from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Ryan O'Nan was in COPSHOP with Gerard Butler from THE BOUNTY HUNTER with Jennifer Anniston from JUST GO WITH IT with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

OR, Ryan O'Nan was in COPSHOP with Gerard Butler from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA directed by Joel Shumacher who made THE NUMBER 23 with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Ryan O'Nan was in EAT PRAY LOVE with Julie Roberts from NOTTING HILL with THE DEVIL Rhy Ifans from LITTLE NICKY.

McKaley Miller was in MA with Octavia Spencer from the THREE FATES film SPIRITED with the ANGEL OF DEATH Tracy Morgan.

Zoran Radanovich was in THE HUNTED with Tommy Lee Jones from BATMAN FOREVER with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Kelly Lind was in THE BIG SHORT with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

John P. Fertitta was in LEE DANIEL'S THE BUTLER with Forest Whitaker from BATTLEFIELD EARTH with Barry Pepper from THE GREEN MILE with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.