Before we start this chapter, let it be known that I checked out SCTV co-star Andrea Martin and with the exception of the My Big Fat Greek Wedding films relating to Hecate's role as a Greek Goddess, Andrea Martin was mostly clean. There isn't enough material on her to write out a full chapter relating to the themes that I discuss. Luckily for me, Catherine O'Hara is downright dirty, like her car fell into a mud filled ditch and she's struggling drive out of it while pushing the car from behind. That dirty.
Long before Beetlejuice, Catherine O'Hara did a voice on the Demonology Rock movie Rock n Rule (1983) as Aunt Edith, alongside Paul Le Mat from the first Puppet Master Film. The movie doesn't really count as Illuminati itself, other than it's about a Rock Star trying to invoke a Demon, and Catherine O'Hara's small voice role in the film sort of contrasts to her SCTV co-stars working on Ivan Reitman's Heavy Metal animated film. Both Heavy Metal and Rock n Rule will be double featured to the end of their dying days.
Catherine O'Hara was in Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985) with Griffin Dunne from John Landis American Werewolf in London, the same John Landis from the cursed Twilight Zone The Movie and the Three Fates Algorithm Three Amigos. After Hours also co-starred Linda Fiorentino from Kevin Smith's Evil Angel film DOGMA. There's also Terri Garr from Young Frankenstein with The Devil Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka, an Demonology Film about The Devil tempting Naughty Children to Hell with Candy. The DEAD John Heard from Home Alone was also in After Hours.
Catherine O'Hara was in Heartburn (1986) with The Devil Jack Nicholson from The Witches of Eastwick, but there's another main star in this film you should beware of: Meryl Streep, she's the worst one of them all. Yes Meryl Streep, from She-Devil, Death Becomes Her, The Devil Wears Prada, the Greek Three Fates Algorithm Mamma Mia, and so many others. If I name dropped them all every time Meryl Streep's name came up I'd have to change the title of the book. And Heartburn also features Stockard Channing from Practical Magic.
Catherine O'Hara's claim to fame is she co-starred in Beetlejuice (1988) with Michael Keaton from the Brian Grazer Illuminati film Night Shift and Tim Burton's Batman with The Devil Jack Nicholson. My neighborhood is exactly like Beetlejuice in that they keep tearing down all of the original houses to make way for the rich art aesthetic monstrosities that look like they are lived in by Vampires or The Republican GOP. Beetlejuice also featured Geena Davis from the Three Fates Algorithm Earth Girls are Easy. And Tony Cox has a disguised blink or you'll miss it cameo before he became famous with Leprechaun 2, Me Myself and Irene, and the cursed Bad Santa films.
Catherine O'Hara was in Dick Tracy (1990) and I'm not sure which looks more fantasy like in its makeup department, this or Beetlejuice. Dick Tracy features, as Big Boy Caprice, The Devil Himself Al Pacino from The Devil's Advocate, and William Forsythe from Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects. You've also got Mandy Patinkin from the Three Fates Algorithm film The Princess Bride, and Charles Fleischer from Tales from the Crypt Demon Night. And there's Colm Meaney from The Three Fates Algorithm film Con Air.
Catherine O'Hara was in Home Alone (1990) with a cameo by the Devil himself John Candy. She stands there at the Airport Terminal Crossroads and screams, "I would sell my soul to the Devil himself if it would get me back home to my child." The Devil John Candy stands up and offers her a ride home on the most annoying car trip ever, a Polka Band. She should have worded her bargaining contract a little more carefully but there you go. Did I also mention John Heard is DEAD right now. Oh yes. Of course I did.
Catherine O'Hara was one of the voices in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), a stop motion film that is an Allegory about the Changeover of Christmas from Winter Solstice to Jesus Christ Birthday and how some Pagans had difficulty making the changeover in Norway. Catherine O'Hara is in a Trio of Trick or Treaters named Lock Stock and Barrel, she's the little witch, but the three of them together complete The Three Fates Algorithm. I would also point out that film composer/singer Danny Elfman played The Devil in Richard Elfman's Forbidden Zone singing Minnie the Moocher.
Catherine O'Hara was in A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) with Steve Martin, one of the Three Fates Algorithm from Three Amigos and the Greek Tragedy Three Fates film Little Shop of Horrors. The film also features Gabriel Byrne from the Demonology film Stigmata and the Shelley Long Haunt Film Hello Again...
Catherine O'Hara was in Tales from the Crypt (1994), and that'll put the touch of Demonology upon anybody's career as its main film production was Demon Knight produced by Robert Zemeckis.
Catherine O'Hara was in Tall Tale (1995) where Patrick Swayze played Pecos Bill. The DEAD Patrick Swayze was in Ghost with ANGEL OF DEATH Whoopie Goldberg from Monkeybone.
Catherine O'Hara was in Waiting for Guffman (1996), Best in Show (2000), A Mighty Wind (2003) with Christopher Guest from the Three Fates Algorithm This is Spinal Tap.
Catherine O'Hara was in Home Fries (1998) with Drew Barrymore from the Three Fate's Algorithm Charlie's Angels and the Cinderella Cursed Ever After: A Cinderella Story. All productions of Cinderella are cursed by Satan because it's an allegory about The Prince of Hell hosting a Royal Ball in Hell on Halloween Night and Cinderella sneaks in using a Pumpkin Carriage but has to leave before Halloween ends, and Satan tempts her with his Rich Lifestyle. Home Fries also features Luke Wilson from the Three Fates Algorithm film Idiocracy (Maya Rudolph is Urd the Sexpot, Luke Wilson is Verdandi The Smartest Person by Default, and Dax Shepherd is Skuld, the Future of Humanity who is dumb as a bag of bricks. Luke Wilson is also the brother of Owen Wilson who was Three Fates cursed because he starred in The Haunting with Catherine Zeta Jones from Chicago, and Liam Neeson from High Spirits.
Catherine O'Hara was in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) with the cursed Jim Carrey from The Number 23 and a high number of other films. In this movie you can actually see the Illuminati Symbol over and over again in the windows and tattoos and such. Meryl Streep of course was involved too, and the film ends with drama surrounding a Pedophile Marriage that nobody in the cast seemed to question to the Directors or Producers.
Catherine O'Hara was a voice in Where the Wild Things Are (2009) directed by Spike Jonze of Being John Malkovich, a film about Possession. Both John Malkovich and John Cusack were in the Three Fates Algorithm film Con Air, and Cameron Diaz was in the Three Fates Algorithm film Charlie's Angels. Being John Malkovich represents what happened to Kevin Neece, he got possessed by a number of Demons on Halloween night and now they're all cheering him on as he writes this book.
Finally, Catherine O'Hara was in Frankenweenie (2012) with Tim Burton from Beetlejuice... no explanation necessary.
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