Saturday, June 10, 2023

John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Michael McKean










Michael McKean has nearly 246 films on his resume so this will have to be condensed.

Michael McKean was in THIS IS SPINAL TAP which centers around a Rock Band of THREE PEOPLE aka THREE FATES, and is probably the original reason why he was targeted by Hekate with the Demonology Patterns. Director Rob Reiner did this again in THE PRINCESS BRIDE with the Three Kidnappers.

Michael McKean was in CLUE with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Michael McKean was in JUMPIN JACK FLASH with the ANGEL OF DEATH Whoopi Goldberg from MONKEYBONE. Take note that director Penny Marshall is the younger sister of THE DEVIL Gary Marshall from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Michael McKean was in PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Michael McKean was in SHORT CIRCUIT 2 with Fisher Stevens from SHORT CIRCUIT with Steve Guttenberg from the DEMONOLOGY film HIGH SPIRITS.

OR Michael McKean was in SHORT CIRCUIT 2 with Fisher Stevens from HACKERS with Matthew Lillard from SCREAM with Drew Barrymore from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Michael McKean was in EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY. Take note that the THREE FATES in this film are Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum, and the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Michael McKean was in FLASHBACK with Kiefer Sutherland from THE LOST BOYS with Alex Winter from the TRIP TO HELL film BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY with the ANGEL OF DEATH William Sadler.

Take Note that the CONEHEADS only has THREE ACTORS on the POSTER, aka THREE FATES, and it's from SNL.

Michael McKean was in CONEHEADS with Dan Aykroyd from the DEMONOLOGY film GHOSTBUSTERS and CROSSROADS. Hekate is the Goddess of the Crossroads.

Take Note that AIRHEADS only has THREE ACTORS on the DVD Cover, aka THREE FATES.

Michael McKean was in AIRHEADS with Brendan Fraser from BEDAZZLED with THE DEVIL Elizabeth Hurley.

Michael McKean was in AIRHEADS with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

Michael McKean was in RADIOLAND MURDERS with Jeffrey Tambor from HELLBOY with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman.

OR Michael McKean was in RADIOLAND MURDERS with Brion James from CRIMEWAVE directed by Sam Raimi of the DEMONOLOGY films THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY.

OR Michael McKean was in RADIOLAND MURDERS with Stephen Tobolowsky from GROUNDHOG DAY with Bill Murray from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Michael McKean was in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE with Gary Cole from PINEAPPLE EXPRESS with James Franco from the DEMONOLOGY film THIS IS THE END.

OR Michael McKean was in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE with Shelley Long from OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE with Bette Midler from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

OR Michael McKean was in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE with Jack Noseworthy from CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine.

In THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE, the running joke is that all of the Brady Bunch Family Members are Demons and every time Michael McKean mistreats one of them, he suffers intense Misfortune. In Demonology, YOU NEVER ABUSE A DEMON. Likewise, in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE, YOU NEVER ABUSE A BRADY.

Michael McKean was in JACK with the DEAD Robin Williams from WHAT DREAMS MAY COME with the ANGEL OF DEATH Max Von Sydow from THE SEVENTH SEAL.

OR Michael McKean was in JACK with Bill Cosby from the DEMONOLOGY film GHOST DAD. No joke, there are references to SATAN in the Bill Cosby movie.

Also notice that JACK was directed by Francis Ford Coppola who made THE GODFATHER with THE DEVIL Al Pacino from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

Michael McKean was in THAT DARN CAT with Christina Ricci from THE ADDAMS FAMILY and the DEMONOLOGY film CASPER.

OR Michael McKean was in THAT DARN CAT with Megan Cavanaugh from A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR Michael McKean was in THAT DARN CAT with John Ratzenberger from the DEMONOLOGY film HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY.

Michael McKean was in NOTHING TO LOSE with Tim Robbins from HOWARD THE DUCK with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

OR Michael McKean was in NOTHING TO LOSE with John C McGinley from CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU? with David Johansen from the THREE FATES film SCROOGED with Bill Murray from LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR Michael McKean was in NOTHING TO LOSE with Giancarlo Esposito from MONKEYBONE with the ANGEL OF DEATH Whoopi Goldberg from GHOST with the DEAD Patrick Swayze.

OR Michael McKean was in NOTHING TO LOSE with Martin Lawrence from BAD BOYS with Joe Pantoliano from RISKY BUSINESS with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Michael McKean was a voice actor in SMALL SOLDIERS with Kirsten Dunst from INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK and Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR Michael McKean was a voice actor in SMALL SOLDIERS with David Cross from SCARY MOVIE 2 with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

OR Michael McKean was a voice actor in SMALL SOLDIERS with Denis Leary from JUDGMENT NIGHT with Stephen Dorff from CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine.

Take Note that there are only THREE ACTORS aka THREE FATES on the Poster for TEACHING MRS TINGLE.

Michael McKean was in TEACHING MRS TINGLE with Jeffrey Tambor from HELLBOY with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman.

OR Michael McKean was in TEACHING MRS TINGLE with Vivica A Fox from the DEMONOLOGY film IDLE HANDS.

OR Michael McKean was in TEACHING MRS TINGLE with Molly Ringwald from SIXTEEN CANDLES with Paul Dooley from LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Michael McKean was in MYSTERY ALASKA with Russell Crowe from THE QUICK AND THE DEAD directed by Sam Raimi of the DEMONOLOGY films THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY.

OR Michael McKean was in MYSTERY ALASKA with Hank Azaria from GODZILLA with Matthew Broderick from FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

OR Michael McKean was in MYSTERY ALASKA with Colm Meaney from the THREE FATES film CON AIR with John Cusack from the DEMONOLOGY film Stephen King's 1408.

Michael McKean was in LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Harvey Keitel, THE DEVIL Rhy Ifans, THE DEVIL Adam Sandler, and THE DEVIL Tommy Tiny Lister.

Michael McKean was in THE PRODUCERS with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

That's about all of Michael McKean's career that's notable enough to cover. Like I said, he's made over 246 movies but how many of them showcase the Demonology Patterns?

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