John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Ryan Reynolds

 

Ah yes, Ryan Reynolds... it's been staring us in the face all along. Let's take a more indepth look at Mr Deadpool shall we?

Ryan Reynolds was in the witchcraft TV movie for SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH with Melissa Joan Hart.

Ryan Reynolds was in THE ALARMIST with David Arquette from SCREAM with Drew Barrymore from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND. Also in THE ALARMIST was Stanley Tucci, the serial killer from the Afterlife film THE LOVELY BONES, and he was in JULIE & JULIA with Meryl Streep, the worst one of them all.

Ryan Reynolds was in DICK with Kirsten Dunst from INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with Angel of Death BRAD PITT from MEET JOE BLACK, and Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry. Also featured in DICK was Will Ferrell, before he was famous, see SPIRITED and STRANGER THAN FICTION.

Also in DICK was Michelle Williams from Evil Dead Sam Raimi's THREE FATES film OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, the THREE FATES are the THREE WITCHES on the DVD Cover. Michelle Williams was also in HALLOWEEN H20 where Michael Myers is possessed by Satan.

Also in DICK was Dan Hedaya from the THREE FATES cursed CLUELESS with the Angel of Death WALLACE SHAWN and the very DEAD Brittaney Murphy.

Ryan Reynolds shot to fame with NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VAN WILDER featuring Tara Reid from the THREE FATES DVD Cover JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, also featuring Eugene Levy from SCTV with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Also in VAN WILDER is Kal Penn who was in MALIBU'S MOST WANTED with Jamie Kennedy from SCREAM with Drew Barrymore from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Both Kal Penn and Jamie Kennedy were in the Haunted Dark Horse Comics movie SON OF THE MASK.

Ryan Reynolds also cameo'd in Kal Penn's HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE

Ryan Reynolds was in the THREE FATES cover BLADE TRINITY with Kris Kristofferson from BIG TOP PEE WEE with Paul Reubens from the haunted Dark Horse Comics film MYSTERY MEN.

Also in BLADE TRINITY is Wesley Snipes from DEMOLITION MAN with Sandra Bullock from the witchcraft film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Also in BLADE TRINITY is Parker Posey from the THREE FATES film JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS with Seth Green from the Demonology film IDLE HANDS.

Ryan Reynolds was in the haunted house demonology film THE AMITYVILLE HORROR which probably marked him for life.

Also in THE AMITYVILLE HORROR is Chloe Grace Moretz from KICK ASS with Nicolase Cage from the Demonology film DRIVE ANGRY

Also in THE AMITYVILLE HORROR is Philip Baker Hall from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Ryan Reynolds was in WAITING with Anna Faris from KEANU featuring the voice of Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

Ryan Reynolds was in SMOKIN' ACES with Jeremy Piven from the THREE FATES film JUDGMENT NIGHT with Stephen Dorff from CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who dranketh from the cup of Goat Urine.

Also in SMOKIN' ACES was Ben Affleck, the Fallen Angel Bartleby from DOGMA with the Angel of Death MATT DAMON and the DEAD Alan Rickman.

Ryan Reynolds was in THE PROPOSAL with Sandra Bullock from the witchcraft film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Ryan Reynolds was in PAPER MAN with Jeff Daniels from DUMB AND DUMBER with Angel of Death Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Also in PAPER MAN is Emma Stone from BIRDMAN with Edward Norton from FIGHT CLUB with the Angel of Death Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

Ryan Reynolds was in BURIED. Stop and think about that for a second. A Movie about a man buried in a cemetery. Hekate couldn't resist.

Also in BURIED is Stephen Tobolowsky from GROUNDHOG DAY with Bill Murray from the THREE FATES Greek Tragedy film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.

Ryan Reynolds was in GREEN LANTERN with Tim Robbins from HOWARD THE DUCK with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Also in GREEN LANTERN is Blake Lively from the Demonology film WHEN YOU WISH UPON A PICKLE: A SESAME STREET SPECIAL. Goddamn, that sounds so dirty. When You Wish Upon a Pickle.

Ryan Reynolds was in THE CHANGE-UP with Jason Bateman from TEEN WOLF TOO with John Astin from Peter Jackson's THE FRIGHTENERS.

Also in THE CHANGE-UP is Leslie Mann from THE CABLE GUY with Angel of Death Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Ryan Reynolds was in TED with Mark Wahlberg from the Afterlife film THE LOVELY BONES.

Also in TED was Mila Kunis from KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE with Jenna Elfman from LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION with Ron Perlman from the Dark Horse Comics Haunted Demonology film HELLBOY.

Ryan Reynolds was in R.I.P.D. REST IN PEACE DEPT from the haunted Dark Horse Comics. If you stop and think about it, the concept of the movie makes perfect sense. Every police officer who ever died is a spirit in the afterlife, and they can be contacted like a network via Spirit Mediums. It makes sense to me that R.I.P.D. might have a real life counterpart.

Ryan Reynolds was in A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST. Note the word DIE in the poster and the fact that there are only Three People aka THREE FATES.

Also in A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST is Liam Neeson who was in Jan De Bont's THE HAUNTING (another Three Fates Poster) and Demonology Film. Purgatory plays a major role in the end of the movie.

Charlize Theron was in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Charlize Theron was in MAD MAX FURY ROAD where the War Boys worship Pagan Mythology and believe they will all go to Valhalla when they die, shiny and chrome.

Giovanni Ribisi was in the haunted Evil Dead Sam Raimi's THE GIFT with Michael Jeter who DIED, and Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

Ryan Reynolds was in DEADPOOL with T.J. Miller from the haunted READY PLAYER ONE because it featured THE SHINING.

Ryan Reynolds was in THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD with Samuel L Jackson from JURASSIC PARK with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from OMEN III THE FINAL CONFLICT.

Ryan Reynolds was in DEADPOOL 2 with THE DEVIL Josh Brolin from Oliver Stone's W.

Ryan Reynolds was in DETECTIVE PIKACHU with Bill Nighy from LOVE ACTUALLY with the DEAD Alan Rickman from DOGMA.

Ryan Reynolds was in FREE GUY with Taika Waititi from THOR RAGNAROK and THOR LOVE AND THUNDER, both Pagan Mythology films.

Ryan Reynolds was in SPIRITED, a remake of a CHRISTMAS CAROL with the Ghost of Past Present and Future. Verdandi Urd and Skolde are the Goddesses of Past Present and Future. In OH MY GODDESS, Urd the Goddess of the Past is presented as an Over-sexed Indian Woman. In SPIRITED, The Ghost of Christmas Past is also presented as an Over-sexed Indian Woman Sunita Mani.

That about covers Ryan Reynolds.