Saturday, June 17, 2023

The Fablemans: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick









If A=1 B=2 C=3 then F=6 A=1 T=20 E=5 meaning FATE = 32. Kevin Neece's birthday is 2/9/1983. In Numerology 2 + 9 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 3 = 32. Kevin is haunted by FATE. And he makes Ah My Goddess Fan Films.

Before I begin, let it be said that do I not wish this article detract from the enjoyment of the movie. It's a very good movie. The Boy in the film playing young Steven Spielberg shooting home movies, I relate to because my beginning was shooting home video documentaries. He used 8mm and 16mm in the film. I used an iphone7. My how times have changed.

Seth Rogan must be giving an oscarworthy performance when he plays the Loving Uncle at the Dinner Table because Seth Rogan is very bad around children. He just flat out doesn't like them which is ironic because he frequently does voice work in childrens films.

I would also point out that the Anti-Christian portrayals of Christians in the movie is exactly how I feel about MAGA Christians on Twitter, so the movie doesn't just appeal to the Jewish Crowd, it makes sense to Pagans too.

Does the Fablemans classify as Illuminati? Of course it does. Steven Spielberg was making Illuminati films as early as Jaws which only features the names of three main actors on the poster. Never forget that Steven Spielberg produced (and arguably co-directed) Poltergeist and Twilight Zone: The Movie, and both of those films were cursed with Death. As for The Fablemans.

Paul Dano played a Serial Killer called The Riddler in The Batman, but he also played a Religious Nutcase in the Daniel Day Lewis film There Will Be Blood.

Michelle Williams got her start in Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later where you've got Michael Myers possessed by Satan.

Seth Rogan was in the demonology film This is the End.

Judd Hirsch was in Independence Day with Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park with The Devil Sam Neill from Omen III: The Final Conflict.

David Lynch is self-explanatory. He's made some of the creepiest most demonic films of all time: Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart. David Lynch's scene in The Fablemans as John Ford is the best part of the movie.

As for the rest of the cast, they're unknowns and don't count towards the algorithm just yet. That's all for now.

As for the usual Ah My Goddess haunting coincidences that follow me everywhere, the Fablemans is about a Jewish Family. When I came home from the movie, the Jewish Comedy Trio The Three Stooges was playing on television. The Three Stooges could be switched out with The Three Fates Urd Verdandi and Skuld, just like this ad at Regal Unlimited Westgate Cinema.

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