John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Wallace Shawn

Once again, there are always a small number of Death Foreshadow Actors that get targeted by "Skuld" as the Fate Goddess of "What Will Come to Be", and sometimes the joke is Hecate's patterns target the most unlikely of people. You ask for the Angel of Death's conspirators, I bring you none other than the devious mastermind... Wallace Shawn... yes... that's right... the T-Rex from Toy Story. Isn't that amazeballs? I was wondering how he appeared in Sailor Moon vs Jigsaw.

Wallace Shawn has been in some of my FAVORITE movies. He was in the maligned Woody Allen's Manhattan with Mariel Hemingway and she later came into contact with the Devil John Candy later on down the road in Delirious. The warning signs that Wallace Shawn was secretly being targeted by the Angel of Death, in a Love Letter sort of way, came next when he played the Assistant Insurance Salesman in Bob Fosse's All that Jazz, which featured discussions scenes in the Afterlife foreshadowing the death of Bob Fosse himself. Bob Fosse knew how he was going to die, but John Lithgow and Wallace Shawn walk away the living targets of Hecate like the Haunted Mansion, beware of Hitchhiking Ghosts. Yes, Wallace Shawn later played a Ghost in the Eddie Murphy film and it ironically gave away what happened to him in the 1980s. Not surprising that Jennifer Tilly was in that movie too because of Neil Jordan's High Spirits and the Angel of Fate themes in Let It Ride.

Wallace Shawn cleverly infiltrated the set of Louis Malle's Atlantic City (1981) as a waiter, which is one of Kevin Neece's FAVORITE Burt Lancaster movies of all time. Take note that there are THREE FATES aka Three Background Singers assisting Robert Goulet during one the scenes where Susan Sarandon walks through a hotel. The same Susan Sarandon that would later join up with the Witches of Eastwick and the Devil Jack Nicholson.

Wallace Shawn was in the secret Troma assisted production of My Dinner with Andre, before Lloyd Kaufman made Troma the Troma it was when the Toxic Avenger came on the scene. The film was just a conversation at a dinner table and it's exceedingly simply nature was inconceivable. Today in 2022, any asshole with an iphone7 can make their own variation of that movie themselves from a technical standpoint but luckily for us, Wallace Shawn and Andre Gregory have the gift of gab. Andre Gregory is still alive as of this book, but I would note that he played John the Baptist in Martin Scorsese's controversial Bible Fan Fiction The Last Temptation of Christ.

Wallace Shawn acted in a few episodes of TAXI during Kevin Neece's birthyear of 1983 as a character named Arnie Ross. TAXI being remembered for Andy Kaufman's Latka, and then later remembered for the Death of Andy Kaufman, or the Faked Death of Andy Kaufman. If Andy Kaufman had lived long enough, he would have faked his death, but he dropped dead just short of his intended plans to drop dead. Jim Carrey was accused of Invoking Andy Kaufman's ghost on the sets of Milos Forman's Man on the Moon because he demanded time to meditate. If Jim Carrey was being haunted by Hecate, a Goddess who can contact your dead relatives in the afterlife and retain the ability to possess you by mimicking them, it would make perfect sense for how Jim Carrey stayed in performance the entire film when the cameras weren't rolling. He DID invoke Andy Kaufman's ghost. Hecate assisted him.

Wallace Shawn played Father Abruzzi in Heaven Help Us, which featured a young Stephen Geoffreys as an Altar Boy, destined to star in Robert Englund's 976-EVIL only to have his film career sabotaged by Hecate's Cursed Double Sam Ritter in the Gay Erotica Industry. It was the Yin Yang Inner Struggle of Good and Evil for poor Stephen Geoffreys. John Heard from the John Candy devil cursed Home Alone was featured in Heaven Help Us and he's now dead and six feet under. I suppose if you wait just long enough, every actor has a death co-actor on film with them. Donald Sutherland was also featured in the film, from Alex in Wonderland. Anybody having anything to do with an Alice in Wonderland film production gets targeted by Hecate because it's an Allegory walk through Religious Hell.

But now is where Wallace Shawn's real Angel of Death algorithm curse began to manifest, The Princess Bride. All you have to do is replace the Three Main Actors with Urd, Verdandi, and Skuld, and the actor who represents Skuld becomes the Death Foreshadow. When the Baddie Trio appear onscreen from left to right, Wallace Shawn represents Urd, Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds is Verdandi, and Andre the Giant from the Comcast Arcade Game Final Fight (1989) is Skuld.

Later in the movie, the order is changed, Mandy Patinkin becomes Urd during the swashbuckler fight with Cary Elwes from the SAW Franchise, then Andre the Giant becomes Verdandi and passes out, and Wallace Shawn falls victim to Wine Poisoning in the Infamous Dual of Wits, to the death, representing Skuld. Yes yes yes, inconceivable, to have TWO actors representing Skuld in the same movie. In the Third Act battle of the film, Andre the Giant wears a Holocaust Cloak on Fire representing Skuld once more, then Christopher Guest from the Hecate Greek Tragedy Little Shop of Horrors dies from Mandy Patinkin's blade. And then Andre the Giant died in real life in Paris France 1994, just like the 1989 Comcast Videogame foreshadowed, it was his Final Fight.

Funny how that worked out. In my Dinner with Andre, Wallace Shawn and Andre Gregory were targeted by the Death Algorithm of the Inner Struggle between Yin Yang Good and Evil. Wallace was Yin. I guess Andre Gregory was Yang. Later Wallace Shawn became famous for a movie featuring another actor named Andre who later died. As if Wallace Shawn had become a Foreshadow. A Fate. Like what happened to Kevin Neece, the writer of this book.

Wallace Shawn's Illuminati targeted films continued with another religious film called We're No Angels with that fucking bastard Sean Penn, and Our Good Man Satan Robert DeNiro from Angel Heart. I've never seen the movie myself; I can only comment off the box cover. DeNiro and Penn. The Yin and Yang Inner Struggle between Good and Evil. And it was written by fuckin' David Mamet. Wicked. Totally wicked.

Wallace Shawn then featured in The Double O Kid with the very Double O Dead Corey Haim and an Even Deader Karen Black from House of 1000 Corpses. Corey Haim dreamed to be a Secret Agent... and now he is one... IN HELL. I wonder if he haunts my bedroom because of that retrospective I ran... oh bugger.

Wallace Shawn was in Canadian Bacon with the Devil Himself John Candy. That's two connections to John Candy. You naughty boy you Wallace. Canadian Bacon might just be the inflicting hammer of God upon cursed Illuminati Actors.

In Clueless, Wallace Shawn played the Teacher. Place the Three Actresses on the DVD Box Cover from Left to Right. Stacy Dash is Urd, Alicia Silverstone is Verdandi, and Brittaney Murphy is Skuld, then Brittaney Murphy later died, and Wallace Shawn went on to star in the Television Spinoff. I would also mention that Paul Rudd starred in Clueless in 1995, the same year that he made Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, which followed a thematic plotline about the Killer being possessed by Satan, that may have also played a hand in the curse of Clueless.

We now come back to Toy Story, because you just know that Kevin Neece's inner demons can't get enough of Disney. Everything was going fine for Wallace Shawn and his cohorts for Toy Story 1 & 2. Wallace Shawn collected his Rex the Dinosaur checks. and Jim Varney collected his Slinky Dog checks. But Hecate is a Greek Lover and Protector of Dogs, and Toy Story 3 represents Skuld, the Final Act of a person's life, so she took the actor that represented the Slinky Dog, and Jim Varney crossed over the bridge into the afterlife.

It's not your fault Wallace, you just repeatedly happened to be in the right place at the right time. If you look back through Jim Varney's earlier career as Ernest P Worrell, He made a Halloween Movie that would have gotten him targeted by a demon, aka Ernest Scared Stupid, and in Ernest Goes to Jail, he played Twins, once again the Duality of Mankind's Inner Struggle between Yin ang Ying Good and Evil. So you see, Wallace Shawn wasn't the only foreshadow of Jim Varney's death. John Cherry III once stated that he continues to write his own Ernest movies that will never be produced to help him deal with the pain of Jim Varney's passing.

Jim Varney's last movie released post-mortem in 2001 was Atlantis: The Lost Continent for Demonology Disney, and once again Hecate is an Atlantean Goddess. Jim Varney starred in 3 Ninjas at Mega Mountain, signifying Three Fates. And Fast Food featured Michael J Pollard from House of 1000 Corpses. When one person makes a Demonology themed movie, it targets them from movie to movie. This includes Occult Serial Killer Films or movies that take place on Halloween Night, and Ernest Scared Stupid and House of 1000 Corpses both take place on Halloween Night.

2003 was a Double Hecate Haunt year for Wallace Shawn with The Haunted Mansion AND Danny DeVito's Duplex, which featured Highway to Hell's Ben Stiller and Charlie's Angel Drew Barrymore. I would point out that when Jim Varney died on February 10th 2000, it was the same release year as Charlie's Angels, and February 10th is the day after Kevin Neece's February 9th 1983 birthday. I suppose it's only fair that our dear Wallace was featured in Southland Tales, the follow-up to the cursed Donnie Darko. Outside of these listed elements, that all I've got for you in this chapter until Chevy Chase dies from Vegas Vacation because of The Three Amigos.

Actually... no wait... Wallace Shawn was in Vegas Vacation as a Blackjack 21 Dealer. Sigfried and Roy's Magical Tiger show is extensively featured in the movie and as of 2020 and 2021, both Sigfried and Roy are Deceased.