Saturday, June 10, 2023

John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Adam Sandler










Sooner or Later, I just had to get around to Adam Sandler. Here's the thing though. Adam Sandler is innocent. He's not Illuminati, but his movies do look like he was targeted by them his entire career. They were circling him like a bunch of Vultures and he won out by being a genuinely nice person who married his biggest fan. The secret to Adam Sandler's career is hidden in the movie Little Nicky: Just because you were born a Demon doesn't mean you have to act like one. Also be aware that anyone who worked on Saturday Night Live got effected by this Hollywood Curse because of their involvement with Lorne Michaels. So it's not really Adam Sandler's fault to begin with.

First off, Adam Sandler was in AIRHEADS with Steve Buscemi and Brendan Fraser. The THREE actors on the box cover is the warning sign of Verdandi Urdr and Skolde. Brendan Fraser was in the demonology film BEDAZZLED with Elizabeth Hurley as the Devil. Michael McKean was in the Three Fates film THIS IS SPINAL TAP and he was in the Three Fates film EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY with Grim Reaper Jim Carrey from High Strung. The Late Great Chris Farley was in AIRHEADS and He's DEAD, his title card in the opening credits is surrounded by Skeletons almost foreshadowing his final fate before his career in film had even begun. Brendan Fraser also has a Tattoo of the GRIM REAPER on his back shoulder. Steve Buscemi was in the Three Fates film ARMAGEDDON with Ben Affleck from DOGMA with the DEAD Alan Rickman. Ernie Hudson from the Demonology film GHOSTBUSTERS was in AIRHEADS.

Secondly, Adam Sandler was in MIXED NUTS with Steve Martin from the Greek Tragedy film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS where Ronette Crystal and Chiffon are the THREE FATES Verdandi Urdr and Skolde or Hekate, and Audrey II is the Devil. In the original Director's Cut, Rick Moranis sacrificed the love of his life Ellen Greene to the Plant as a Blood Offering foreshadowing about a decade later how his real life wife died and he bowed out of the film industry to raise their children.

Adam Sandler was in SHAKES THE CLOWN with Julie Brown who was in the THREE FATES film EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY with the haunted Jim Carrey.

Now we start the Happy Madison films. in BILLY MADISON, Adam Sandler's love interest is Bridgette Wilson-Sampras from the Demonology film House on Haunted Hill. And the now DEAD actor Norm MacDonald and DEAD Chris Farley were in the film.

Adam Sandler was in HAPPY GILMORE with Christopher MacDonald from the Ghost Horror film THE HEARSE. Ben Stiller has a cameo as an Abusive Rest Home Nurse, that's a warning sign because he's from HIGHWAY TO HELL. Kevin Nealon also cameos from CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine. Joe Flaherty is in this film from SCTV with THE DEVIL JOHN CANDY.

Adam Sandler was in BULLETPROOF which was directed by Ernest Dickerson who also directed TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT just one year earlier. Damon Wayans was also in the THREE FATES film EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY with the haunted Jim Carrey. I would also note that Xander Berkeley from CANDYMAN was in this film. I remember my father's favorite part of the movie being their plane crash lands because it was OUT OF GAS and then it results in the Largest Gas Explosion Ever. Check this out, Adam Sandler worked with Judd Nelson on AIRHEADS, and he worked with James Caan on BULLETPROOF. Both Judd Nelson and James Caan worked together on THE DARK BACKWARD with the DEAD Bill Paxton from FRAILTY.

Adam Sandler was in THE WEDDING SINGER with Drew Barrymore from the future CHARLIE'S ANGELS where the THREE ACTRESSES can be switched out with Verdandi Urdr and Skolde and Crispin Glover's Role as Willard the Rat Man also switches him out with Gan-chan the Rat from THE ADVENTURES OF MINI-GODDESS. Adam Sandler isn't the one who was cursed by Hekate, it was Drew Barrymore, for reasons unknown. She also starred in EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY, and Cinderella is an Allegory film about a Witch who transports a Poor Woman to a Ball in Hell on Halloween Night so the Prince of Hell Satan can tempt her with a rich lifestyle. The Pumpkin Carriage is a symbol of Halloween and the 12am time limit showcases the time limit of All Hallows Eve. I would also point out that New Line Cinema also produced the haunted film THE MASK with ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG, and the THE MASK also starred Cameron Diaz who would later star with Drew Barrymore in CHARLIE'S ANGELS. Also in THE WEDDING SINGER was Alexis Arquette who was Voodoo Murdered in BRIDE OF CHUCKY by Jennifer Tilly from HIGH SPIRITS.

Adam Sandler was in DIRTY WORK as SATAN. Enough Said. Bob Saget and Norm MacDonald are BOTH DEAD NOW.

Adam Sandler was in THE WATERBOY with Fairuza Balk from THE CRAFT, a witchcraft film. To Quote Kathy Bates (of Misery Fame), "Little Girls are the DEVIL!"

Adam Sandler was in BIG DADDY with Leslie Mann from THE CABLE GUY film with Jim Carrey, an actor suspiciously cursed with a Spirit Wife who hides the Numbers 23 in all of his movies just like his Demonology film The Number 23 presented and because of his work with Dark Horse Comics The Mask (they later produced the haunted film HELLBOY). I did a whole page on Jim Carrey and I don't need to repeat all of that here. While THE CABLE GUY is not a Demonology Film, it was effected by Jim Carrey's presence. BIG DADDY also featured Joey Lauren Adams, who worked with cursed DOGMA director Kevin Smith in CHASING AMY (the movie featured both Ben Affleck and Matt Damon who played Fallen Angels in DOGMA).

LITTLE NICKY goes without saying. Everybody who acted in this movie got tagged by Hekate because of the 'John Candy is a Satanist' Formula. Harvey Keitel from the Catholic Guilt Film BAD LIEUTENANT is THE DEVIL. One of the sons of SATAN, the VERY DEAD Tom Tiny Lister, also had a role in Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE which was haunted because Dark Horse Comics published Oh My Goddess. The other son of SATAN, Rhys Ifans, was in NOTTING HILL with the Devil herself Julia Roberts who got cursed because PRETTY WOMAN is a variation of the Demonology Allegory Cinderella, and the director Gary Marshall played the DEVIL in Disney's HOCUS POCUS. Jon Lovitz is in LITTLE NICKY, he was the King of the Morons in MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD with Jeffrey Jones who played THE DEVIL in STAY TUNED and he was in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. Michael McKean was also in the cursed BRADY BUNCH MOVIE where half of the Brady's wear red like Demons and whenever Michael McKean abuses a Brady, Bad Luck and Misfortune fall upon his head.

Adam Sandler was in PUNCH DRUNK LOVE with Luis Guzman from LEMONY'S SNICKETS A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS which has the Illuminati Symbol plastered all over the movie. Luis Guzman was also in Jim Carrey's YES MAN where Angel of Death Jim Carrey (from High Strung) gives a ride to Homeless Brent Briscoe past the apartments labelled Elysium which symbolized the Afterlife. Brent Briscoe later DIED in real life.

Adam Sandler was in MR DEEDS with Wynona Ryder from the Demonology film BEETLEJUICE and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. MR DEEDS also featured Peter Gallagher from the Demonology film HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL, the same as Bridgette Wilson-Sampras. MR DEEDS John Turturro was in MONKEYBONE which featured Whoopi Goldberg as Death. Whoopi Goldberg was in GHOST with the VERY DEAD Patrick Swayze. Counter-contrasting the Demonology Elements, Erick Avari was in THE CHOSEN with Jesus Christ... then again, he was also in THE MUMMY with Brendan Fraser from BEDAZZLED with THE DEVIL Elizabeth Hurley.

Adam Sandler was in ANGER MANAGEMENT with Jack Nicholson who played THE DEVIL in THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK. Marisa Tomei was also in BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD with Phillip Seymour Hoffman from PUNCH DRUNK LOVE, I guess I didn't think of it earlier. It's not a Demonology film but it does feature DEVIL in the title which may have gotten the film targeted.

Adam Sandler was in 50 FIRST DATES with cursed actress Drew Barrymore, we explained this earlier. Dan Ackroyd from the Demonology film GHOSTBUSTERS is in this film, and Sean Astin from Peter Jackson's LORD OF THE RINGS is to. Sean Astin's father John Astin acted in Peter Jackson's Demonology film THE FRIGHTENERS. Maya Rudolph is in this film from THE DEVIL'S CHILD and she was in AS GOOD AS IT GETS with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.

Adam Sandler was in SPANGLISH with Tea Leoni just ONE YEAR before she starred with cursed actor Jim Carrey in FUN WITH DICK AND JANE (arguably one of Jim Carrey's best movie). Oh My Goddess, do you see what's happening here. Is Adam Sandler really cursed by his own hand or is it because he keeps working with people who worked with Jim Carrey? SPANGLISH also features Cloris Leachman from the Cursed BAD SANTA where actors John Ritter and Bernie Mac BOTH DIED. Billy Bob Thorton also worked with EVIL DEAD director Sam Raimi in both A SIMPLE PLAN and THE GIFT.

Adam Sandler was in THE LONGEST YARD with William Fichter from the Demonology Film DRIVE ANGRY which is one of the Best Nicolas Cage Escapes from Hell movies ever made. Chris Rock is also in the film, he's from Kevin Smith's cursed movie DOGMA. Why is DOGMA cursed? Both George Carlin and Alan Rickman are DEAD. The movie was protested upon its release, and now twenty years later it can't get a BluRay or Streaming Release because Harvey Weinstein is in prison and holding the movie hostage for money.

Adam Sandler was in CLICK with Christopher Walken from the End of Days Demonology Horror Film Series THE PROPHECY. Jonah Hill from the Demonology film THIS IS THE END plays his son for a few scenes.

Adam Sandler did BEDTIME STORIES, about a man whose Late Night Stories to his children manifest into real life. The villains in the movie are Guy Pearce from RAVENOUS with The Devil Jeffrey Jones from Stay Tuned. The plot of the movie reminds me of when I'm summoning Demons at night to watch fictional films to see how they manifest into real life.

Adam Sandler did FUNNY PEOPLE which has the Three Fates box cover, and Seth Rogan was in the Demonology film THIS IS THE END and the Religious Allegory film SAUSAGE PARTY. FUNNY PEOPLE was made by the same crew that did Jim Carrey's THE CABLE GUY.

JUST GO WITH IT featured Jennifer Aniston from the Religious Comedy BRUCE ALMIGHTY with the cursed Jim Carrey... again with the Jim Carrey. The movie also has Nicole Kidman as a character named Devlin, as in The Devil and Max Devlin. Nicole Kidman was in DEAD CALM with The Devil Sam Neill from Omen III: the Final Conflict and The Devil Billy Zane from Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.

Adam Sandler was in JACK AND JILL with himself as his Twin Sister, representing the Duality of Mankind's Inner Struggle between Good and Evil. And then you've got The Devil Al Pacino from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. Shockingly Jared from Subway appears in the movie, I thought he was busy getting his ass beaten to a pulp for serving Prison Time for looking at Child Porn Websites.

Adam Sandler was in THAT'S MY BOY with Susan Sarandon from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson. In the movie, Adam Sandler engages in pedophilic sexual relations with his teacher, resulting in a pregnancy. Years later into the future, Adam Sandler and his Love Child Andy Samberg visit the Mother in Prison and she's played by Susan Sarandon who acts like she is still Horny for Adam Sandler.

There's also BLENDED with Drew Barrymore back for a Third Round. As I said, the Ghost that haunts the film industry is Hekate, the Mother of All Witches. In BLENDED, Drew Barrymore plays a mother and Hekate's cursed influence on young actress from Disney Bella Thorne suspiciously foreshadows Bella Thorne turning to the Dark Side and make a Murder Porn film that she was given an Award for. Her Porn film sucked ass, and the only reason she got an Award for it was the Porn Industry was trying to seduce a Disney Star in hopes that they could make money off of her.

That's about it for Adam Sandler. It covers most of his career, but the warning signs disappear in his later career. Adam Sandler escaped his Demons. He was surrounded by them for most of his career, but he won out in the end. 

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