Cecil B Demented: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick

Some of you who are reading this page are immediately wondering how an Anti-Hollywood Terrorists movie like Cecil B Demented could classify as Illuminati (including John Waters himself). Well, it wasn't Illuminati when they made it, the actors just moved on up with their careers. It's arguable that John Waters used to make NC-17 films with Divine only to sell out when he started making movies like HAIRSPRAY and CRYBABY. It's exactly like Stephen Dorff foreshadowed in the movie, "Hollywood stole our sex and co-opted our violence so now there's nothing left." Cecil B Demented tried to deliver a message about Hollywood so the Demon Realm targeted the actors and co-opted them to Illuminati Films.

John Waters directed CRY BABY with Johnny Depp from the Tim Burton Necromancer film SLEEPY HOLLOW and the Demonology film THE NINTH GATE.

John Waters directed SERIAL MOM with Kathleen Turner from CRIMES OF PASSION with EVIL PASTOR Anthony Perkins. Kathleen Turner was also in DUMB AND DUMBER TO with the Angel of Death Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Stephen Dorff was in the THREE FATES poster JUDGMENT NIGHT with Peter Greene from the haunted Dark Horse Comics film THE MASK with Angel of Death Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Stephen Dorff was also in JUDGMENT NIGHT with Cuba Gooding Jr from JERRY MAGUIRE with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Melanie Griffith was in THE DISASTER ARTIST with James Franco from the Demonology film THIS IS THE END. She was also in SOMETHING WILD with Jeff Daniels from DUMB AND DUMBER with the Angel of Death Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

Adrian Grenier was in DRIVE ME CRAZY with Melissa Joan Hart from SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. He was also in THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA with Meryl Streep, the Worst One of Them All.

Alicia Witt was in MR HOLLAND'S OPUS with Richard Dreyfuss from LET IT RIDE with David Johanson from SCROOGED. Alicia Witt was also in VANILLA SKY with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry. Alicia Witt was also in THE EXORCIST Television series. Both of her Parents died from unknown causes.

Maggie Gyllenhaal plays a Satanist in CECIL B DEMENTED. But she was also in THE DARK KNIGHT with the very DEAD Heath Ledger from THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS.

Larry Gilliard Jr was in THE WATERBOY with SON OF THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY. He was also in the THREE FATES film GANGS OF NEW YORK with Cameron Diaz from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Jack Noseworthy was in ENCINO MAN with Brendan Fraser from the Demonology film BEDAZZLED with THE DEVIL Elizabeth Hurley. He was also in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE where there's a secret metaphor going on. Some of the Brady Bunch feature red colors like Demons and whenever Michael McKean abuses a Brady, he suffers intense bad luck like he's abused a Demon.

Jack Noseworthy was also in the Demonology film IDLE HANDS. Jack Noseworthy was also in Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE which takes place in 2017 and foreshadows the Trump Administration and ICE Immigration because the Production was haunted by a Goddess that could see into the Future.

Michael Shannon was in GROUNDHOG DAY with Bill Murray from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Michael Shannon was in VANILLA SKY with Cameron Diaz from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

Michael Shannon was in CHAIN REACTION with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino and THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

Kevin Nealon has starred in Multiple Adam Sandler films including a role in the Demonology film LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Harvey Keitel.

That's about it.