Friday, June 23, 2023

John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Sam Rockwell









Sam Rockwell was in Last Exit to Brooklyn with Jennifer Jason Leigh from The Hateful Eight with Quentin Tarantino from the Demonology film Little Nicky. Jennifer Jason Leigh was also in The Hudsucker Proxy with Bruce Campbell from The Evil Dead and Tim Robbins from Howard the Duck with The Devil Jeffrey Jones from Stay Tuned and The Devil's Advocate. Jennifer Jason Leigh was also in Fast Times at Ridgemont High was that fucking bastard Sean Penn from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty with Ben Stiller from Highway to Hell. Take note that Ben Stiller's best friend and co-star Owen Wilson was in The Haunting and The Haunted Mansion Remake.

Sam Rockwell was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Corey Feldman from The Lost Boys with Alex Winter from the Trip to Hell movie Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with The Grim Reaper William Sadler from Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight with the Devil Billly Zane.
Sam Rockwell was in Basquiat with Dennis Hopper from Super Mario Bros The Movie and Land of the Dead both movies starring John Leguizamo as the Devil Clown from Spawn and he was in Violent Night with The Devil David Harbour from Hellboy.
Sam Rockwell was also in Basquiat with David Bowie from Labyrinth with Jim Henson whose Daughter dated Sam Raimi from The Evil Dead. Jim Henson died and his Son directed Muppet Christmas Carol featuring the ghosts of past present and future, aka Urd Verdandi and Skuld. Or David Bowie from Zoolander with The Devil Billy Zane from Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight and Ben Stiller from Highway to Hell.
Sam Rockwell was in Celebrity with Kenneth Branagh who directed Thor. In Norse Mythology Thor is the brother of the Three Fates Urd Verdandi and Skuld from Ah My Goddess. Celebrity also features Hank Azaria from Godzilla with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the Salem Witchcraft film Hocus Pocus with The Devil Gary Marshall. Celebrity also has Joe Mantegna from the Gypsy Curse movie Thinner. Don't get me started on Woody Allen, he probably deserves his own chapter.
Sam Rockwell was in A Midsummer Night's Dream with Rupert Everett from the movie Cemetery Man. And Michelle Pfeiffer from The Witches of Eastwick with The Devil Jack Nicholson.
Sam Rockwell was in The Green Mile with Tom Hanks from Splash with The Devil John Candy.
Sam Rockwell was in Galaxy Quest, which we already discussed.
Sam Rockwell was in The Three Fates film Charlie's Angel. Crispin Glover can also be switched out with Ganchan the Rat from The Adventures of Mini-Goddess because he was in Willard. Mini-Goddess was 1999 and Charlie's Angels was 2000. Lucy Liu's Skuld chased off Billy Murray from the Three Fates Little Shop of Horrors and his replacement Bernie Mac died. Skuld is the Goddess of Death. Tim Curry is the Devil from Legend. Cameron Diaz was targeted by Hekate becase she made The Mask for Dark Horse Comics who are the publishers of Oh My Goddess with Urd Verdandi and Skuld. Drew Barrymore was targeted by Hekate because she made Ever After: A Cinderella Story. All of the Cinderella Live Action movies are cursed by Hekate with an Illuminati Cast because it's an Allegory film about Satan. A Witch called Fairy Godmother turns a Pumpkin into a Carriage for 24 hours representing Halloween Night and transports a Commoner to a Royal Ball in Hell where Prince Satan tempts her with a Rich Lifestyle. The key that unlocks the door that allows Cinderella to escape to be with her Prince Satan in the Spirit Underworld represents Hekate as keys are her sacrificial offering and she helps people cross over into Hell. Did Cinderella really escape the room, or did she commit suicide to be with her Prince Satan in Hell?
Sam Rockwell was in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind with George Clooney from From Dusk Till Dawn with The Devil Harvey Keitel from Little Nicky. We already discussed Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts was in Pretty Woman directed by The Devil Gary Marshall from Hocus Pocus. Pretty Woman is another Cinderella Movie targeted by Demons.
Sam Rockwell was in The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy with Martin Freeman from The Hobbit by Peter Jackson of The Frighteners. Zooey Deschanel was in Yes Man with the Angel of Death Jim Carrey from High Strung. The Angel of Death Jim Carrey gives Brent Briscoe a ride past the Elysium Apartments metaphorically representing his crossover into the Afterlife. Brent Briscoe later died. Elysium is The Afterlife in Greek Mythology and Hekate is a Greek Goddess. Jim Carrey was targeted by Hekate because the Mask is made by Dark Horse Comics who publish Oh My Goddess. Alan Rickman was in DOGMA with The Angel of Death Matt Damon, then he died of cancer.
Sam Rockwell was in The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford with The Angel of Death Brad Pitt from Meet Joe Black. Brad Pitt's then girlfriend Jennifer Anniston was in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey plays God.
Sam Rockwell was in Iron Man 2 with Robert Downey Jr from the Demonology movie Gothika.
Sam Rockwell was in The Sitter with Jonah Hill from the Demonology film This is the End.
Sam Rockwell was in Sam Raimi's Poltergeist. Every Poltergeist film is connected to the death of an actor. The Sister died in Part 1. The Reverend Kane died in Part 2. Heather O'Rourke Died in Part 3. It is rumored that she was the victim of Pedophile Producers and died from sexual trauma which was later covered up.
Sam Rockwell was in Vice with Christian Bale from The Dark Knight with the Dead Heath Ledger from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus with The Devil Tom Waits. The Three Actors who stepped in to replace Heath Ledger to finish the movie are the Angels of Fate because they were trying to save his daughter: Colin Farrell, Jude Law, and Johnny Depp. Tom Wait was in Dark Horse Comics Mystery Men with Ben Stiller from Highway to Hell. Dark Horse Comics publishes Oh My Goddess with Urd Verdandi and Skuld.
Sam Rockwell was in The Bad Guys with Awkwafina aka @NoraFromQueens from Ocean's Eight with Sandra Bullock from the Salem Witchcraft film Practical Magic. Cate Blanchett was Hela the Goddess of Death in Thor Ragnarok. Anne Hathaway was in The Witches remake.
That's as far as I want to go. Once again, Sam Rockwell is a SEXY BITCH. But he's also Illuminati.

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