In Total Honor of the Theatrical Release of Evil Dead Rise, Kevin Neece is taking on the career of the Big Man Himself, Ashley J Williams aka Bruce Campbell. It's true that Bruce Campbell once declared that he didn't believe that Demons were real because he had spent his major parts of career making films about Demons and had never really seen one. Unfortunately, that's because Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi have spent their entire careers misrepresenting them as a bunch of monsters who attack you head on like a bunch of Zombies. In real life, Demons are much sneakier than that, they know how to make people do things like Artistic Muses. So today we are going to solve the mystery, was Bruce Campbell's career secretly manipulated by Demons that he could never escape?
Well for starters, in order to see the Demonic Influence, you have to see the movies that Bruce Campbell made that WEREN'T about Demons at all for the Illuminati Effect. As Bruce Campbell makes Horror Films for a living, there aren't a lot of those but I swear to you they do exist.
Take the Publicity Artwork for the Original Evil Dead Film into play. That Model Actress on the cover cowering for safety behind Bruce Campbell is Voice Actress Bridget Hoffman who played Belldandy in Ah My Goddess The Movie. It's as if The Three Fates Urd Verdandi and Skuld subliminally hid that element right in front of everyone's faces and we just didn't notice it until now. In real life, the Goddess that was the inspirational basis for the Three Norns, the Morai, and the Parcae was Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads, the Mother Maiden and Crone.
Bruce Campbell was in The Haunting scene from Waxwork II Lost in Time which was about God and the Devil playing a sort of Time Travel Video Game scenario where their champions jump in and out of different horror movies and every time one of them wins it results in chaos and natural disasters and mass murders back on earth. I suppose the most demonic factor of the movie is it was directed by Anthony Hickox who would later go on to direct the Demon film Hellraiser III Hell of Earth.
Bruce Campbell was in The Hudsucker Proxy which features three actors on the DVD cover aka Three Fates. Jennifer Jason Leigh was in The Hateful Eight directed by Quentin Tarantino from the Demon film Little Nicky. Tim Robbins was in Howard the Duck with The Devil Jeffrey Jones from Stay Tuned. Paul Newman was in Road to Perdition with Tom Hanks from the Pagan Blood Sacrifice film Joe vs the Volcano.
Bruce Campbell notes in his book If Chins Could Kill that he once auditioned for The Phantom and the role went to Billy Zane. Actor Billy Zane is famous for playing a Demon called The Collector in Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight. It looks like Bruce Campbell lost the role because he chops up Demons with a chainsaw while Billy Zane just makes Demons look fucking cool.
I would note that the Oh My Goddess series that is haunted by Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads as a Greek Muse is published by Dark Horse Comics. Sam Raimi made a film for Dark Horse Comics called Time Cop and afterwards got hit with the idea to make a Greek Mythology show called Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Xena Warrior Princess both featuring Bruce Campbell as Autolycus The Prince of Thieves. Who died during the Production, it was actor Kevin Smith, who shares the name with Director Kevin Smith who made an Angel of Death movie called DOGMA. Sam Raimi suspiciously didn't get the idea to make Hercules or Xena until after he worked for Dark Horse Comics which was being haunted by Hekate.
Bruce Campbell made CONGO and once again lost out on the lead role but got to open the movie in a small part where he gets killed off as a consolation prize for his audition. Also featured in CONGO was actor Tim Curry who played The Devil in Ridley Scott's Legend. Bruce Campbell also made McHale's Navy with Tim Curry. So that's the Devil as his co-star twice in a row and he's not in an Evil Dead movie. McHale's Navy also featured Tom Arnold from True Lies with Arnold Schwarzenegger who made the Demonology film End of Days. Or True Lies with Bill Paxton who was in the Demonology Serial Killer film FRAILTY. Or True Lies with Jamie Lee Curtis from Halloween.
Bruce Campbell was the Surgeon General in Escape from LA which was directed by John Carpenter who made TWO films about The Devil: Halloween and Prince of Darkness. In Halloween, Michael Myers is possessed by Satan. Bruce Campbell worked with Kurt Russell in a later Disney film called Sky High as Coach Boomer. Sky High got ripped off for the anime series My Hero Academia.
Bruce Campbell was in Serving Sara with Actress Elizabeth Hurley who played The Devil in BEDAZZLED. Matthew Perry was in Fools Rush In with Salma Hayek who played a Stripper Vampire in From Dusk Till Dawn with Harvey Keitel who played The Devil in Little Nicky.
Bruce Campbell was Lobster Johnson in the HELLBOY videogame once again working with the haunted company Dark Horse Comics. Kevin Neece did an investigation into the Guillermo Del Toro movie Hellboy after he saw Hekate's Strophalos Sigil featured in the Ron Perlman movie as a Blood Sacrifice Scene and what Kevin Neece found scared the living shit out of him. He used a backdated calendar to track the lunar alignments and shooting dates of the Directors Cut DVD behind the scenes videos and three of the dates matched up to important events in Kevin Neece's life. 4/7 Birth of his Daughter. The Birth of Hellboy Scene. 1/17 Kevin Neece's wedding to Angela. It's also the same day that Special Effects Supervisor Edward Irastorza got married in 2015, and he had a son born during the Hellboy Production. 6/24 Death of Kevin Neece's father. Hellboy shooting scene on a bridge representing the bridge into the afterlife. Edward Irastorza died on 12/21/20. Hellboy's villain Grigori Rasputin died on December 30 (O.S. 12/17/16) and was buried on January 2nd (O.S. 12/21/16). That means that Edward Irastorza died on the same Russian Calendar date that Grigori Rasputin was buried. I'm just saying, if Hellboy was being haunted by Hekate, who was leaving Easter Eggs for Kevin Neece to find, then what do you think she did on the Hellboy videogame that Bruce Campbell worked on?
Bruce Campbell was in Disney Pixar's CARS 2 with Owen Wilson who gets his head chopped off in Jan De Bont's The Haunting.
That's about all of them. Bruce Campbell has confessed to his friend and director Josh Becker many times throughout the years that Evil Dead has gone on for too long and he's tired of making it. But it seems to be all that the fans want. So what happens. The Demon Realm keeps drawing Bruce Campbell back in for television series such as Ash vs the Evil Dead and video games like Hail to the King Baby, and then he produced The Evil Dead remake and now in theaters there is Evil Dead Rise. Bruce Campbell doesn't believe in Demons but holy shit, it sure does look like his career is dependent on him. Does Bruce Campbell's entire career make him a prisoner to the Demon Realm?
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