I feel slightly bad about this one. Keanu Reeves has had a hard life because heavy hangs the crown of fame. Keanu Reeves grew up under several divorces. His child with Jennifer Syme was born stillborn, and then she died in an auto accident, and he stayed single for decades. However, he DID finance more than a few Children's Hospitals.
Keanu Reeves was in RIVER'S EDGE, a movie about kids apathetically playing with a girl's DEAD BODY they found by the river, co-starring Crispin Glover in a villain role from the THREE FATES film CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.
Keanu Reeves was in DANGEROUS LIASONS with Michelle Pfieffer from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson. I would also point out that actor John Malkovich was in the THREE FATES poster film CON AIR with John Cusack from the Demonology film 1408, and Nicolas Cage from the ESCAPE FROM HELL film DRIVE ANGRY.
Keanu Reeves was in BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE with the DEAD George Carlin from Kevin Smith's DOGMA.
Keanu Reeves was in PARENTHOOD with Steve Martin from the THREE FATES films LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy. Or, PARENTHOOD directed by RON HOWARD who made SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.
Keanu Reeves was in I LOVE YOU TO DEATH with Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA with the ANGEL OF DEATH John Cleese from MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE with the DEAD Graham Chapman.
Keanu Reeves was in POINT BREAK with DEAD Patrick Swayze from GHOST with the ANGEL OF DEATH Whoopi Goldberg from MONKEYBONE.
Keanu Reeves was in BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY a Demonology film involving a Trip to HELL with ANGEL OF DEATH William Sadler from TALES FROM THE CRYPT DEMON KNIGHT.
Keanu Reeves was in Alex Winter's FREAKED, featuring Bobcat Goldthwait as a TALKING SOCK, from the movie SHAKES THE CLOWN with Adam Sandler from the Demonology film LITTLE NICKY. Or, Bobcat Goldthwait from HOT TO TROT with THE DEVIL John Candy as a Possessed Talking Horse. Or, Bobcat Goldthwait from SHAKES THE CLOWN with Julie Brown from the THREE FATES film EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.
Keanu Reeves was in the Demonology film BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA with Wynona Ryder from BEETLEJUICE with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED. OR, Wynona Ryder from ALIEN RESURRECTION with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman from HELLBOY.
Also in BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA was Anthony Hopkins from HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.
Keanu Reeves was in SPEED with Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from High Strung. Or, SPEED with Sandra Bullock from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.
Keanu Reeves was in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino and THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from Stay Tuned. Keanu Reeves reportedly took a cut in pay just so they could afford to hire Al Pacino as THE DEVIL and the movie put a curse on him. Now that's just plain fucking evil. Coincidentally his character name is Kevin and he gets separated from his Wife in the movie.
Keanu Reeves was in THE MATRIX which thematically deals with FATE, from the Directors THE WACHOWSKI SISTERS of CLOUD ATLAS, about REINCARNATION starring TOM HANKS from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy. THE MATRIX has been said to be an Allegory film about a Transwoman coming out of the Closet to find her Identity only to view Reality in a Different Light where everyone who finds out her secret turns into an Agent to Attack Her.
Keanu Reeves played an abusive husband in THE GIFT Directed by EVIL DEAD Sam Raimi, Written by Billy Bob Thornton from BAD SANTA with the DEAD John Ritter and DEAD Bernie Mac.
Keanu Reeves played an EXORCIST in CONSTANTINE, a Demonology Film that probably put a curse on him. He announced that he wants to make a sequel but given the terrible quality of the first movie, all I can say is "Break a Leg",
Keanu Reeves was in KNOCK KNOCK, directed by ELI ROTH who was in INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK. Or, directed by ELI ROTH who made a kids entry level horror movie called THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS with the Real Life Demon AZAZEL, the serial killer demon from Denzel Washington's FALLEN.
Keanu Reeves was in TOY STORY 4 with Tim Allen from THE SATAN CLAUSE. No seriously though, the movie also stars Tom Hanks from the PAGAN BLOOD SACRIFICE film JOE VS THE VOLCANO, or the PAGAN HUNT film DRAGNET, or SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.
Keanu Reeves was in the cannibal film THE BAD BATCH, with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG. I'm confused here, is Keanu Reeves the one who is illuminati cursed, or has Jim Carrey's bad luck just been rubbing off on his entire career?
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