John Candy is a Satanist? The Book of Matthew Broderick

I was originally just going to do Roland Emmerich's GODZILLA, but what the hell, let's just investigate this further and get it over with shall we? 

Matthew Broderick is ILLUMINATI because he is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from the WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS with THE DEVIL Gary Marshall.

That much is true, but it's just too easy to use that one every time his name pops up.

Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES directed by John Badham who did SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER with John Travolta from PULP FICTION with Samuel L Jackson from JURASSIC PARK with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES directed by John Badham who did SHORT CIRCUIT with Steve Guttenberg from HIGH SPIRITS with Liam Neeson from DARKMAN directed by Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES directed by John Badham who did SHORT CIRCUIT with Fisher Stevens from HACKERS with Matthew Lillard from SCREAM with Drew Barrymore from CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry from LEGEND.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES with Ally Sheedy from ONLY THE LONELY with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES with Dabney Coleman from HOT TO TROT with THE DEVIL John Candy possessing a Horse.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES with Eddie Deezen from THE POLAR EXPRESS with Tom Hanks from SPLASH with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in WAR GAMES with Maury Chaykin from MY COUSIN VINNY with Joe Pesci from HOME ALONE with THE DEVIL John Candy.

Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE directed by Richard Donner who made SUPERMAN with THE DEVIL Terrance Stamp from THE COMPANY OF WOLVES.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Rutger Hauer from BLADE RUNNER directed by Ridley Scott who made LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Michelle Pfieffer from THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK with THE DEVIL Jack Nicholson.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Alfred Molina from SPIDERMAN 2 with James Franco from the DEMONOLOGY film THIS IS THE END.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Alfred Molina from DUDLEY DO RIGHT with Brendan Fraser from BEDAZZLED with THE DEVIL Elizabeth Hurley.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Alfred Molina from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in LADYHAWKE with Alfred Molina from THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE with Jay Baruchel from the DEMONOLOGY film THIS IS THE END.

Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED and THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Alan Ruck from SPEED with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Alan Ruck from SPEED with Sandra Bullock from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Alan Ruck from TWISTER with the DEAD Bill Paxton from the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER film FRAILTY.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Alan Ruck from TWISTER with Cary Elwes from LIAR LIAR with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF wiht Mia Sara from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Mia Sara from TIME COP produced by Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Edie McClurg from PLANES TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Charlie Sheen from PLATOON with JESUS CHRIST Willem Dafoe from THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Ben Stein from THE MASK with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF with Richard Edson from SUPER MARIO BROS with Bob Hoskins from HOOK with Julia Roberts from PRETTY WOMAN directed by THE DEVIL Gary Marshall from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

Matthew Broderick was in PROJECT X with HELEN HUNT from TWISTER with the DEAD Bill Paxton from the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER film FRAILTY.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in PROJECT X with the ANGEL OF DEATH William Sadler from BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY and TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT with THE DEVIL Billy Zane.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in PROJECT X with Stephen Lang from AVATAR with Sigourney Weaver from the DEMONOLOGY film GHOSTBUSTERS.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in PROJECT X with Stephen Lang from DON'T BREATHE directed by Fede Alvarez of THE EVIL DEAD REMAKE.

Matthew Broderick was in BILOXI BLUES with the ANGEL OF DEATH Christopher Walken from THE PROPHECY FRANCHISE.

Matthew Broderick was in TORCH SONG TRILOGY with Harvey Fierstein from MRS DOUBTFIRE with the DEAD Robin Williams from WHAT DREAMS MAY COME with the ANGEL OF DEATH Max Von Sydow from THE SEVENTH SEAL.

Matthew Broderick was in the THREE FATES poster film FAMILY BUSINESS with the DEAD Sean Connery from THE ROCK with Nicholas Cage from the DEMONOLOGY film DRIVE ANGRY.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in the THREE FATES poster film FAMILY BUSINESS with Dustin Hoffman from HOOK with Julia Roberts from MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING (secret handshake) with Rupert Everett from CEMETERY MAN and Cameron Diaz from CHARLIE'S ANGELS with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Matthew Broderick was in GLORY with Denzel Washington from the DEMONOLOGY film FALLEN with the REAL LIFE DEMON AZAZEL.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GLORY with Cary Elwes from THE SAW FRANCHISE with the ANGEL OF DEATH Tobin Bell.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GLORY with Morgan Freeman from the BIBLICAL SERIAL KILLER film SE7EN with the ANGEL OF DEATH Brad Pitt from MEET JOE BLACK.

Matthew Broderick was in THE FRESHMAN with Marlon Brando from SUPERMAN with THE DEVIL Terrance Stamp from THE COMPANY OF WOLVES.

Matthew Broderick was in OUT ON A LIMB with THE DEVIL Jeffrey Jones from STAY TUNED.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in OUT ON A LIMB with John C Reilly from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE directed by Alan Parker who made ANGEL HEART with THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Bridget Fonda from ARMY OF DARKNESS and A SIMPLE PLAN with the DEAD Bill Paxton, both directed by Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD series.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with John Cusack from the DEMONOLOGY film 1408.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Dana Carvey from LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Harvey Keitel and SON OF THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Anthony Hopkins from HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Michael Lerner from GODZILLA directed by Roland Emmerich who made MOON 44 with Stephen Geoffreys from 976-EVIL with THE DEVIL Robert Picardo.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Colm Meaney from CON AIR with Nicolas Cage from the DEMONOLOGY film DRIVE ANGRY.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with John Neville from URBAN LEGEND with Alicia Witt from CECIL B DEMENTED with SATANIST Maggie Gyllenhaal, who partook of the cup of Goat Urine.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE with Lara Flynn Boyle from MEN IN BLACK II with Johnny Knoxville from A DIRTY SHAME with Selma Blair from HELLBOY with THE DEVIL Ron Perlman.

Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY directed by Ben Stiller from HIGHWAY TO HELL.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY with the ANGEL OF DEATH Jim Carrey from HIGH STRUNG.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY with Leslie Mann from the THREE FATES film FUNNY PEOPLE with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler from LITTLE NICKY.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY with Jack Black of the SATAN WORSHIP band TENACIOUS D.

STOP!! STOP RIGHT THERE!! JACK BLACK AND KYLE GASS ARE NOT ILLUMINATI!! THEY WEAR THEIR LOVE OF SATAN ON THEIR SLEEVES!!

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY with Janeane Garofalo from Kevin Smith's DOGMA with the ANGEL OF DEATH Matt Damon.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE CABLE GUY with Owen Wilson from Jan De Bont's THE HAUNTING, a THREE FATES POSTER.

Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA directed by Roland Emmerich who made MOON 44 with Stephen Geoffreys from 976-EVIL with THE DEVIL Robert Picardo.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Jean Reno from RONIN with THE DEVIL Robert DeNiro from ANGEL HEART.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Jean Reno from THE PINK PANTHER with Steve Martin from the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Hank Azaria from the haunted Dark Horse Comics film MYSTERY MEN with Ben Stiller from HIGHWAY TO HELL.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Hank Azaria from THE BIRDCAGE with the DEAD Robin Williams from WHAT DREAMS MAY COME with the ANGEL OF DEATH Max Von Sydow from THE SEVENTH SEAL.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Maria Pitillo from SHE DEVIL with Meryl Streep, THE WORST ONE OF THEM ALL.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Maria Pitillo from DEAR GOD directed by THE DEVIL Gary Marshall from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS. DEAR GOD's thematic plot elements suspiciously match up to the description of an ARS GOETIA DEMON from the LESSER KEYS OF SOLOMON named COUNT ANDROMALIUS, a Demon who encourages you to steal, then punishes you for stealing. The Exact Same pattern carried over into MYSTERY MEN with Greg Kinnear's Role as Captain Amazing when he argues for the release of Casanova Frankenstein, just so he can have someone to lock up again.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in GODZILLA with Harry Shearer from the THREE FATES film THIS IS SPINAL TAP with Michael McKean from the DEMONOLOGY film LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

Matthew Broderick was in ELECTION with Reese Witherspoon from DEMONOLOGY film LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in ELECTION with Chris Klein from ROLLERBALL directed by John McTiernan who made DIE HARD with the DEAD Alan Rickman from Kevin Smith's DOGMA with the ANGEL OF DEATH Matt Damon.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in ELECTION with Chris Klein from ROLLERBALL directed by John McTiernan who made LAST ACTION HERO with Arnold Schwarzenegger from the DEMONOLOGY film END OF DAYS.

Matthew Broderick was in INSPECTOR GADGET with Rupert Everett from CEMETERY MAN.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in INSPECTOR GADGET with Dabney Coleman from HOT TO TROT with THE DEVIL John Candy possessing a HORSE.

Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES directed by Frank Oz who made the THREE FATES GREEK TRAGEDY film LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with THE DEVIL John Candy.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Nicole Kidman from the WITCHCRAFT film PRACTICAL MAGIC.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Nicole Kidman from EYES WIDE SHUT with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Bette Midler from the SALEM WITCHCRAFT film HOCUS POCUS.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Glenn Close from DANGEROUS LIAISONS with Keanu Reeves from THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE with THE DEVIL Al Pacino.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with the ANGEL OF DEATH Christopher Walken from THE PROPHECY FRANCHISE.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Roger Bart from HOSTEL II featuring BLOOD SACRIFICES.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with Jon Lovitz from LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE STEPFORD WIVES with David Marshall Grant from THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA with Meryl Streep, THE WORST ONE OF THEM ALL.

Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Nathan Lane from THE BIRDCAGE with the DEAD Robin Williams from WHAT DREAMS MAY COME.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Uma Thurman from PULP FICTION with Samuel L Jackson from JURASSIC PARK with THE DEVIL Sam Neill from THE OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Will Ferrell from STEP BROTHERS with John C Reilly from MAGNOLIA with Tom Cruise from LEGEND with THE DEVIL Tim Curry.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Michael McKean from LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Jon Lovitz from LITTLE NICKY with THE DEVIL Adam Sandler.

OR, Matthew Broderick was in THE PRODUCERS with Eileen Essell from the 2009 Television series DEMONS. Hell's Granny that one is.

That's about as far as I want to go with Matthew Broderick. He's definitely Illuminati.