Saturday, June 17, 2023

Alex Proya's The Crow: Ekatn's Illuminati Parlor Trick



  • Charlie Day's Fools Paradise was released into theaters on the same day as. The Crow anniversary.
  • The connection to The Crow actually goes deeper than Brandon Lee’s Death. The film producer Edward Pressman died on 1/17. He was also in Sam Raimi’s Crimewave which was haunted by Hekate. Jim Carrey was born on 1/17. Kevin Neece was married on 1/17. Hellboy’s effects supervisor Edward Irastorza was also married on 1/17. We are all connected.
  • Alex Proyas next movie was Dark City, where a police officer investigating a murder suffers a mental breakdown when he realizes his city is an illusion so that mankind could be studied by aliens. Kevin Neece came to the exact same conclusion when he investigated the death of Jim Neece and Ah My Goddess.
  • I’m watching The Crow right now and right off the bat it takes place on Devil’s Night and the window to Eric Draven’s apartment is a Summoning Circle. That might explain a few things. All of the actors that got targeted by Hekate are connected to films shot around Halloween.
  • Ernie Hudson from the cursed Ghostbusters Franchise.
  • David Patrick Kelly from the Greek Mythology film The Warriors. Hekate is a Greek Mythology Goddess.
  • David Patrick Kelly was born 1/23 aka Jim Carrey’s Number 23 and Fate equals 32 backwards.
  • Tony Todd from Candyman. I actually performed Candyman 40 times into the black mirror with all of the lights turned off and he never showed up. I later found out that he was a work of fiction, not an actual urban legend.
  • Jon Polito from Blankman, he’s got a few Illuminati films on his resume. He was in Stuart Little with Geena Davis from Beetlejuice and Earth Girls are Easy. He was in Bushwhacked with Daniel Stern from Home Alone with The Devil John Candy. He was in The Big Lebowski with John Goodman from the demon movie Fallen. He was in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle with Robert DeNiro from Angel Heart.
  • Michael Wincott was in the Three Fates poster Strange Days. Bai Ling was in Southland Tales from the cursed director of Donnie Darko.
  • Bai Ling is a witch in the movie. They burn a bloody eyeball as some sort of sacrificial offering during one scene.
  • During a police station scene, the black police woman is wearing a badge that reads Coopersmith. In the demon movie Evilspeak, Clint Howard’s name is Coopersmith.
  • Sacrilege: “Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel with 3 nails and asks Can You Put Me Up for the Night?” Three Nails is Three Fates.
  • There is a Dartboard in the wall of the bar. In The Shining, Dartboards doubled as summoning circles. Coincidentally Kevin Neece worked at Target Retail twice where their logo was a Dartboard and all of the employees wear red like Demons.
  • Shelley Webster held on for 30 hours in intensive care. 30 equals Three Fates. Shelley is also the name of actress Shelley Duvall from The Shining.
  • I would point out that the main mobster villain looks like James Franco’s twin brother. Twins represent the Duality of Mankind’s Inner Struggle between Good and Evil aka The Shining. This being James Franco from This is the End and Evil Dead Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy and the Religious Satire Sausage Party.(Edited)
  • The title of Eric Draven’s record is Hangman’s Joke Last Laugh, a reference to Death and the fact that Eric wears makeup like a Mime. The second song on the record is Fall Down Laughing with a runtime of 4:23 aka Jim Carrey’s 23 and Fate = 32 backwards. Eric Draven’s Fate was he fell down out of a window that was a summoning circle on Devil’s Night. Then he came back and got the last laugh on the ones responsible for his death.(Edited)
  • David Patrick Kelley’s name T-Bird is a reference to the Street Gang from Grease led by John Travolta. And John Travolta costarred in Stephen King’s Carrie where a psychotic religious woman is crucified at the end of the movie.
  • When the Teenage Girl and Ernie Hudson are hanging out at the Hot Dog stand discussing Eric with the white cat, the cash register reads .30 cents aka Three Fates.
  • When Eric Draven interrupts the Devils Night boardroom in full Clown Makeup it reminds me of Heath Ledger’s Joker from The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger also died in Tragic Connection to a Psychotic Clown Makeup Role.
  • When the police arrive and Eric jumps out the window, the number on the hood of the police car is 43 or Three Fates.
  • I think the movie has it backwards. There is a crow in the movie, and there is a white fluffy cat. The crow is the link between the spirit world and the land of the living. Kevin Neece is possessed by Death and all he’s surrounded by are Feral Cats. The Darkness of the Crow and the Angelic Whiteness of the Cat work in Yin Yang unison with each other.
  • The teenage girl is wearing a five point star around her neck. Or a pentagram. The top three points represent the Three Fates watching over humanity and the two bottom points are the Duality of Mankind’s Inner Struggle between Good and Evil.
  • The Third Act features Ghostbuster Ernie Hudson in a standoff against Candyman Tony Todd in a Church. It’s celebrity death match!!!
  • The Crow pecks out Bai Ling’s eyes in reference to the burning eyeball scene we saw earlier as if it were meant to foreshadow her Final Fate.
  • Eric Draven kills the Villain by giving him 30 hours of Painful Memories. 30 equals Three Fates. He then falls off the roof of the church and meets his Fate when he is impaled by a Gargoyle.
  • That’s it for The Crow. It was produced by Miramax, who also produced another cursed religious movie, Kevin Smith’s Dogma.

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