To President Donald Trump Regarding Lucrative Oil Deals with Iran

Dear President Donald Trump,

This is Kevin Neece from the Goddess Hotline Office. You have a bad habit of going on Live National Television and saying stupid shit that makes the American Public lash out at you. So I am going to do you a favor and save you from your own stupidity. If you figure out a way to engage in diplomacy with Iran and you talk them down, I am strongly advising you in this matter, DO NOT GO ON TELEVISION BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS DEAL YOU MADE WITH THEM ON THE OIL.

These Iranian Soldiers that you are trying to talk down are publicly raping, torturing, and disemboweling the women, cutting out their wombs to hide the evidence. You do not want to tell the American Public what a bunch of great guys they are just because you are war profiteering off of an oil deal. 

When you were threatening to wipe out their Civilians, their Women, and their Children, I felt sorry for them because you attacked them first, which classifies as a War Crime. All of this madness and chaos that is happening right now is because President Donald Trump and the Prime Minister of Israel antagonized them into self defense mode, and now they are refusing to listen to reason and torturing the women to show off how scary they can be. This is absolutely your fault. If these people launch an attack on American Civilians in the United States Parks and Cities, it's because you bombed their School Children first. Why should Iran show mercy to us when you led by example by showing no mercy to their civilians and their children.

I can accept responsibility for my role in this too. When Kevin Neece made the witchcraft curse film Marller Gets a Spinoff 86 47 and screened it into his Black Mirror on Halloween Night, instead of immediately taking President Donald Trump out of commission, it may have resulted in your Physical Health Side Effects and Dementia that is being spotted by Medical Health Professionals on Social Media News. The Witchcraft Curse featured in the Cartoon may be slowly killing you via Natural Causes and the side effects of the curse are irreversible. You are making irrational decisions in this War with Iran because of Mental Decay side effects that were caused by my Ah My Goddess cartoons and it is escalating the situation and making things even worse than if Kevin Neece had simply left you alone. And for my part in all of this, I am sorry. I clearly did not think this through.

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