To the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps,
Kevin Neece here from the Goddess Hotline Office. A Random Thought just occurred to me tonight. More like a Question really. I know that you never respond to me, and a possible explanation might be that the internet in Iran has been down since February and you haven't been receiving my messages. It's okay, I understand, all is forgiven. However, I do have a Question that has crossed my mind.
Why do you use the word Revolutionary in your name and the words Islamic Revolution on your website? Your usage of the word Revolutionary feels slightly Ironic and inappropriate given the Horrors of War and Violence that your Army is being accused of on Social Media News Outlets. I fully understand that War is Hell, but I'm asking you to hear me out here. I do have a valid point to make.
My understanding of the purpose of a Revolution is to FREE SOMEONE FROM OPPRESSION, and that is not what your Army does. Your army supports a Government that by all appearances denies their Civilians the right to Freedom of Religion, Freedom of Speech, and the Right to Protest. Human Rights that they may have had if they had been living in the United States.
When your Civilians protest your Government, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps sends them to Prison, Rapes Them, Tortures Them, and Disembowels them. Then they lie about it to the General Public.
Your Actions and Behavior do not classify as FREEING PEOPLE FROM OPPRESSION. By all appearances, YOU ARE THE OPPRESSION THAT YOUR CIVILIANS ARE SUFFERING.
What you are actually doing is TERRORIZING THEM. That is not what a Revolution is supposed to be about.
The Beatles wrote a Song all about Revolution saying that they understand why people are upset and want to see change, but they will not resort to Violence against their own Government to make it happen. Instead of listening to your Government in how to operate a Revolution, you should be taking your advice from The Beatles instead.
Kevin Neece is politely suggesting that your Army remove all usage of the word Revolutionary from both your title and your website. And if you are looking for suggestions on what word you could use as a Valid Replacement, I've already thought of the perfect name for your Army. Call it a gift from the Goddess Hotline Office.
If anything, what I am about to suggest is a Corporate Rebranding of your Image.
You are hereby declared to be the Iranian Vicious Dumbfucks Guard Corps.
Trust me on this, it's more in line with your ideals, it describes your actions and behavior perfectly, and there is no misusage in its application.
According to Yahoo AI, there are presently 93 Million Civilians living in the Nation of Iran, and none of them deserve to be Mass Murdered by the Trump Administration because they are being mismanaged by a bunch of Vicious Dumbfucks who couldn't figure out that their usage of the word Revolution was contradictory to their actions and behavior as an Army.
Kevin Neece now has a better understanding for why the FBI classifies you as a Terrorist Organization.
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