Ah My Goddess: Is Charlie Morningstar A Real Demon? 53 Page Screenplay

 

AH MY GODDESS IS CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR A REAL DEMON?

Written by Kevin Neece and Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads

Characters by Kosuke Fujishima and Vivienne Medrano

FADE IN:

EXT. HAZBIN HOTEL - HELLERVERSE ESTABLISHING SHOT

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

I'm sorry, you don't look like our usual clients. Have you come to check in?

MOKKURKALFI:

Before we begin, we of the Goddess Hotline Office would like to start things off with a Disclaimer, so that there is no confusion in our actions. The Following Educational Film that you are about to watch is in NO WAY INTENDED to be a SMEAR CAMPAIGN against Vivienne Medrano and Spindlehorse Animation. Kevin Neece likes Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. He thinks that Vivienne Medrano is very talented as a Filmmaker. But he does have a few thoughts on the Hellerverse Universe shows that address the arguments being made by Parental Groups that Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss may be a trap designed to influence and manipulate children into empathizing with Real Life Ars Goetia Demons. The Arguments presented in this film DO NOT INCRIMINATE SPINDLEHORSE ANIMATION AND VIVIENNE MEDRANO, it showcases that they are all INNOCENT and were completely unaware that their shows had been compromised by the Goddesses and Demons responsible for the Ah My Goddess anime series. Spindlehorse Animation has PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY in their actions because Occultist Groups like The Church of Satan have been claiming that DEMONS ARE NOT REAL for years, viciously mocking and attacking anyone on Social Media who believes in Demons and the Occult.  

SKULD:

There are plausible explanations for why The Church of Satan are intentionally lying to the general public about their disbelief in the existence of Demons. It's because the Christians and Catholics used to Torture Witches and Occultists during the Middle Ages and the only thing saving them from the guillotine are United States Laws protecting their Freedom of Religion. Lucifer may have their members under direct orders to deny their existence in order to protect them from Criminal Prosecution and the Extremist Religious Lynch Mobs acting in the name of Jesus Christ. Some of the worst things in Human History have been done in Jesus Christ's name. And those who fail to learn from history are always doomed to repeat it.

URD:

The Entire Reason that the US Criminal Justice System does not believe in the Existence of Demons in their Court Trials is because they are receiving their education from Atheists and Scientists employed by the Politicians that make their Laws and Give Them Their Orders. But the Recent Jeffrey Epstein Investigation connected to the Cult of Baal reveals that the Politicians may have used Witchcraft and the Occult to advance their professional careers and pretended to be Christians in front of the General Public to Win their Votes and Keep Their Jobs. What this means is that the Politicians running our US Government actually do believe in the Existence of Demons, and they hired Atheist Professionals to deceive the US Criminal Justice System, Police Officers, and Court Judges into believing that Demons aren't real so that they would not attempt to file Criminal Charges against the Politicians Running Our Country, Making Our Laws, and Fighting Our Wars against Foreign Countries.

BELLDANDY:

Kevin Neece has Nine Years of Experience in collaborating with the Cult of Hekate, the Cult of Lucifer, and the Cult of Urd Verdandi Skuld in their influence on Hollywood Film Productions. You cannot ask for a more qualified filmmaker to perform an assessment on the subliminal patterns and coincidental connections presented in Hazbin Hotel. He instinctly sees these Patterns and Coincidences because his possession by Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads gives him all of the answers. He can instinctly see things that the Usual Occultists and the Church of Satan cannot. He just knows. The Church of Satan cannot see the things that Kevin Neece can see and it's entirely because they don't believe. But Kevin Neece's Information is not based on Religious Theory, it is based on Real Life Incidents that he has witnessed with his own eyes for the Past Nine Years.

VAGGIE:

What's with the personal attack? You don't look like our usual demons. In fact, you don't look like Demons at all.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

This suspiciously looks like you are Angels, and that you've come down here to file a personal complaint against Lucifer and the Demon Realm. Have we done anything to personally offend all of you?

MOKKURKALFI:

We're Norse Mythology Goddesses from the Goddess Hotline Office Austin Texas Branch, who were once represented in a World Famous Japanese Anime Show during the 1990s and early 2000s. And we're about to perform a fully detailed deconstruction on your entire existence and your way of life. When this psychological assfucking of Hazbin Hotel is finished, none of you are going to want to sit down for the next few weeks. You might have considered wearing buttplugs to prepare yourselves for what we are about to say, but if there are no butt plugs on the premises of Hazbin Hotel hiding within your arsenal, then there is nothing that we can do to save your assholes from total annihilation. You might just say that the Fate of the Entire Universe falls down to the very destruction of Charlie Morningstar's Asshole. We're very sorry for this, but we're afraid it must be done. 

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Okay then. Here at the Hazbin Hotel, we can all assure you that our assholes have already been plenty destroyed, and no further anal destruction will actually be necessary to teach our staff a lesson.

VAGGIE:

No really, we play around with Anal Sex Toys, Dildos, and Butt Stuff all the time. It really isn't necessary for you to come all the way down here from Heaven just to shove foreign objects up our ass when we were already doing it to ourselves.

SKULD:

Oh no you don't. Just because the Hazbin Hotel is run by Horny Lesbians doesn't mean that we are going to willingly sit back and allow all of you to weasel your way out of this psychological assfucking. We're doing this and it's happening right now so it's time for all of you to saddle in and prepare yourselves for the long haul. Charlie Morningstar. As you are the Daughter of Lucifer, who also is one of the demons who works on our staff in Kevin Neece's Witchcraft Petitions for his Ah My Goddess anime spinoff, we strongly feel that this matter falls under your jurisdiction and must be brought to your attention. We are going to make one last attempt to reason with all of you. Spindlehorse Animation and Vivienne Medrano treat us like we don't exist. It's because they are rich and internet famous and we are not. But that's okay, because everyone deserves a second chance. Charlie Morningstar and the Hazbin Hotel are the very representatives that even Demons deserve a second chance at redemption, and that is the very reason why we are here today. We came here to save you Charlie Morningstar. We came here to save all of you. But we cannot save anyone who is unwilling to save themselves. If the Hazbin Hotel Staff Members plan to make it through the night, then they are going have to meet us halfway and listen to what we have to say. 

BELLDANDY:

Kevin Neece's Witchcraft Investigation resulted in him being married to Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads as a Magickian Spirit Wife to teach him the Dangers of what would happen if the plot of Ah My Goddess were to ever happen in Real Life. And Hekate's influence over Kevin Neece showed him how the Goddess Hotline Office have been secretly influencing and manipulating Hollywood Productions dating back to the 1980s, connected to the productions of Saturday Night Live, Twilight Zone The Movie, and Dark Horse Comics. We believe that the latest target of the Goddess Hotline Office is the Hazbin Hotel. Your staff members are unaware that their show is being manipulated by your own Demons that Spindlehorse Animation thinks are a work of fiction. But before we can shine this light on all of you. We are going to have to take a good long look at what happened to ourselves. Let's Discuss whether your father Lucifer was secretly hiding in the Oh My Goddess Manga the entire time where nobody could identify him.

URD:

In the Oh My Goddess Manga, the Doublet System is introduced in a Storyline where Belldandy is confronted by her Demon Doublet Welsper, whose original name in the manga is Vesper. The Explanation for the Doublet System is that all of the Goddesses and Demons are Spiritually Wedlocked together as Children with no knowledge of who their Doublet Partner is to prevent the Goddesses and Demons from killing each other. Every time a Goddess or Demon dies, their Doublet partner dies with her and Vice Versa. Kosuke Fujishima was infamously known for coming up with ideas and explanations then dropping them whenever they began to bore him, but for some strange reason the Doublet System is the only thing that he chose to stick to for the entire duration of the Manga over the course of thirty years. There is evidence that the System Force is real, but Kosuke Fujishima eventually got bored with that concept and dropped it anyways. But he never ever dropped the rules of the Doublet System, and he clearly knew that the Witchcraft Goddesses influencing his Manga and Anime Shows were Real. Why do you think he chose to do that? Is it possible that Kosuke Fujishima was given insider knowledge that the Doublet System was also a Real Law enforced by the Goddess Hotline Office?

MOKKURKALFI:

There are subliminal clues hidden the Oh My Goddess 1995 OVA introduction episode that Belldandy's introduction to Keiichi was a subliminal thematic reference to Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads and "The Call of Hekate". I'm suggesting that Vesper / Welsper's Spiritual Wedlock Doublet Connection to Hekate / Belldandy is also a Subliminal Reference to Witchcraft and the Occult.

SKULD:

You can verify this information through a simple search on Yahoo AI. Vesper and Lucifer are alternate names for the Same Demon. Welsper and Belldandy are Lucifer and Hekate. In certain mythologies, Lucifer and Hekate were Sex Partners and share a disowned daughter called Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana the Spider Queen, who is a real life Oh My Goddess Villain because she has the ability to tamper and render useless the Norns Threads of Fate.

BELLDANDY:

Vesper / Welsper The Demon Child was skipped over and omitted from Ah My Goddess Flights of Fancy Season Two, which was pointed out and criticized by their own fanbase. But in 2011, Three Ah My Goddess Pachinko Animation Videos were released online featuring professional animation showcasing that Welsper and Hagall from the Niflheim Rebellion Storyline were animated into the videos. The implication is that what you are watching was secretly test animation footage for a possible third season of Ah My Goddess, meaning that Welsper's Storyline with the Doublet System was intentionally held back for the Unproduced Third Season. 

URD:

Kodansha Ltd have made no announcements suggesting that they have been developing an Official Third Season, but the Test Animation Footage featured in the Pachinko Animation Videos proves that they may have been developing a Third Season Secretly Under Our Noses and the Film Production either never received the Greenlight or it is still secretly in production right now and they don't have the courage to tell Kevin Neece about it because they are afraid it will piss him off. I assure you all that nothing would make me happier than to see Kodansha Ltd finish producing the rest of Kosuke Fujishima's manga including the Niflheim Rebellion Storyline that ended the series.

MOKKURKALFI:

However, in Marller Gets a Spinoff, Kevin Neece revived Welsper as a Comic Foil for Mara Marller that is loosely inspired by Dick Dastardly and Muttley from Hannah Barbara's Wacky Races. Marller is the Outspoken Voice of Vengeance and Welsper is the Voice of Reason. They both exist to keep each other in equal balance just like Dick Dastardly and Muttley. What Kevin Neece didn't realize, is that when he revived Welsper, he unknowing invited Lucifer back onto the Ah My Goddess anime show as a Cast Member. And he included the Lucifer Mantra in his Hekate Norns Invocation Prayers because you are required to go through Lucifer to gain access permissions clearance to the other Demons. It's in the rules. Look it up.

SKULD:

All of this leads to the accusations made in the previous article against Vivienne Medrano and the Goddess Hotline Office's influence over the Spindlehorse Animation productions of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss as a form of Occultist Propaganda sold to an Audience Fanbase of Millions through Amazone Prime and YouTube.

URD:

In Kevin Neece's Ah My Goddess, Doctor What is a Demon Time Lord played by Charlie Day who believes that Anybody Can Change Their License, Anybody Can Change Their Life, and Even a Demon Can Make a Difference.

BELLDANDY:

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer's Daughter Charlie Morningstar runs a Hotel designed to redeem repentant sinners so that they may escape Hell and gain admittance into Heaven so that the Angels will not have to exterminate their population on a yearly basis due to population control issues.

MOKKURKALFI:

That's Two Demon Charlies that want to find Redemption and Make a Difference. 

SKULD:

Adding to the Ah My Goddess Connections, if you place Charlie Morningstar and Mara Marller side by side, they are both Female Demons with Long Blond Hair, Sharp Vampire Fangs, and Red Markings on Their Faces leading to the question of what may have inspired the both of them to look like sisters.

URD:

If Lucifer was secretly working on Kevin Neece's Ah My Goddess spinoff and featured in his nightly invocations, and Hazbin Hotel exists as a showcase for Lucifer's Daughter Charlie Morningstar, who suspiciously looks like Mara Marller from Ah My Goddess, and Vivienne Medrano's Hellerverse Cartoons feature similar thematic ideas to Kevin Neece's series, do you all see where this is going?

BELLDANDY:

It looks like Lucifer stole Kevin Neece's ideas and gave them to his own daughter Charlie Morningstar for her Anime Show as a showcase of Royal Privilege. Hazbin Hotel is clearly Lucifer attempting to reward his own daughter with special privileges because she is The Princess of Hell, in the exact same manner that President Donald Trump's Children have their own perks and special privileges.

MOKKURKALFI:

Kevin Neece started making Ah My Goddess in 2017 and by the time that Vivienne Medrano's Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss were released in 2019, Marller Gets a Spinoff was already up to A Certain Magical Pimpdex in the series, which is when the Witchcraft Investigation began due to the Death of Jim Neece.

SKULD:

But Charlie Morningstar is supposed to be a work of fiction. If Lucifer really does have a Daughter that inspired her character in Hazbin Hotel, she would not be listed within the Ars Goetia and Occult Religions because she was born in more recent years after the fact. Instead of presenting Charlie Morningstar to the General Public through Religious Documents, Lucifer, Hekate, and the Goddess Hotline Office would have updated with Modern Times and Introduced her to Society through the Film Industry which is exactly what Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is. They are the exact same Occultist Propaganda Trap employed on Ah My Goddess under a Different Name with a Different Set of Real Life Demons by the Goddess Hotline Office to a brand new audience.

URD:

If Urd Belldandy and Skuld were designed by the Goddesses of Fate to trick their audience into believing they were Angels from Heaven, when in reality they are Professional Serial Killers connected to the Deaths of Hollywood Actors, Underage Children, and Police Officers. 

BELLDANDY:

And Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss are secretly influenced by the Goddess Hotline Office. Do you understand where I'm going with this?

MOKKURKALFI:

It is entirely plausible and within the realm of possibilities that Charlie Morningstar might be a Real Life Demon just like Lucifer and Hekate, and her Image that she is using to sell herself to the general public is a TRAP designed to lure in Children and introduce them to Real Life Occult Figures. Charlie Morningstar presents herself as an Anti-Hero with the Best of Intentions, but in Real Life, she may have Ulterior Motives and Hazbin Hotel might actually be a Trap, just like the Death Goddesses who misrepresented themselves on the Ah My Goddess Anime Series.

SKULD:

There is a Reason why One Million Moms and American Family Associaton protested Hazbin Hotel. It's because they are parents, and Vivienne Medrano doesn't appear to have any experience as a Parent herself. Kevin Neece's daughter Lindsay Ashley Neece is on her final year in college, which means that Kevin Neece has over 20 years of experience as a Parent, and I am telling you right now, every Parent knows that if you tell your children not to watch a television show because it is inappropriate for them, they are going to find a way to watch it behind your backs just to prove that they have rights as future adults. It happens every single time.

URD:

Vivienne Medrano believes that she is excused from responsibility because she put a Disclaimer on the Front of her Videos, but One Million Moms already knows that their children are going to watch Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss anyways no different than all of the High Schoolers who watched South Park back in the late 1990s. Because Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are on YouTube and Amazon Prime.

BELLDANDY:

So allow me to clue you in on a few secrets that every parent knows that strongly apply to Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, if only in the metaphorical sense.

MOKKURKALFI:

Have you ever gone to the grocery store shopping for your breakfast cereal, and noticed that while the Main Brands of Cereal are priced suspiciously high, there are also much larger bags of Malt O Meal Copycat Cereals at a much better bargain? 

SKULD:

If it's the exact same cereal, with the exact same taste, in a much bigger bag, at a much lower price, then why should any of you pay for the much more popular Main Brand Cereals? It's because your children are asking you to buy them because they were manipulated by Television Advertising through the medium of Animated Childrens Cartoons. Every Parent knows that all you have to do to avoid this trap is to buy one large box of the Main Brand Cereal, wait for it to run out, then refill the same box with the Malt O Meal Copycat Cereals and never ever tell your children what you've done. Your children cannot tell the difference between the two different cereals because it is being presented to them in the same box that they asked for. And you will save money by avoiding the trappings of the much more expensive Main Brand Cereals being sold at the Grocery Stores.

URD:

What we have just explained to you, is exactly what the Goddess Hotline Office just did to Vivienne Medrano and Spindlehorse Animation on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. The Audience for Ah My Goddess died off and lost its popularity because the Franchise had been in circulation for nearly thirty years, so the exact same Goddesses and Demons that influenced and produced the anime show took the exact same themes and ideas, and rebranded them under a different name and different set of characters to achieve the same results of an Occultist Propaganda Anime Show. And then they gave all of their ideas to Vivienne Medrano in 2014, which is the exact same year that the Oh My Goddess Manga was cancelled in Kodansha Afternoon Magazine. Doesn't Spindlehorse Animation find it to be highly convenient that Vivienne Medrano was able to magically raise the financial capital for her Hellerverse Animation Shows from Patreon Payments and YouTube Revenue when she had no previous filmmaking experience? What I'm basically saying is, at the time she was fundraising for her projects, she was not famous, nobody knew who the fuck she was, Vivienne Medrano was not an internet celebrity at the beginning of this project. She even invested her own money into the production as a leap of faith. Did it ever occur to all of you that the Demons who were being advertised in her Animation Shows may have given her a little extra help? The entire reason that Pagan Goddesses and Demons influence Hollywood Movies is because Storytelling that Gives the Demon Realm Publicity classifies as a Sacrificial Offering, meaning that virtually anyone can make a Devil's Bargain Contract with the Demon Realm by simply writing movies about real life Occult Figures. This is why Kevin Feige was so successful at producing Marvel Cinematic Universe Films for many decades when all of the previous Marvel Film Productions made during the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s were financial failures. 

BELLDANDY:

It wasn't just Stan Lee's Characters that brought in their Audience, it was because the films featured Thor, Loki, and Odin as characters in the same universe. Thor and Loki are the brothers of Urd Verdandi and Skuld from Ah My Goddess. Odin is their father. The Goddesses of Fate influence the productions of Hollywood Movies. It is not a coincidence.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

I'm not quite sure that I'm understanding this, but it appears that the reason you are confronting us is because you are all under the mistaken assumption that we have been operating an animated children's television show. Take a look around. Does it look like we're running an animation studio. We're standing in the middle of a Hotel. You even acknowledged yourselves that the building you were standing in was named the Hazbin Hotel. So it doesn't make logical sense why any of you would believe that you were standing in the middle of an animated children's show. Who in their right goddamn minds would want to make an animated children's show about real life ARS Goetia Demons in Hell? That's an act of insanity.  

SKULD:

Her name is Vivienne Medrano. She's got fucking issues I can tell you.

VAGGIE:

I've got a question. Why are all of you questioning whether Charlie Morningstar is a Real Demon when she is clearly standing right in front of you?

MOKKURKALFI:

We're not questioning her existence, we're questioning the existence of the Real Life Demon that may have inspired her.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Okay children. I can see what the problem is. Nobody took the time to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and how people are brought into existence. It's okay, sometimes all we need is a little education. So allow me to spell it out for you. I wasn't inspired by anybody. If I exist and I'm standing right here in front of you, it's because my father Lucifer loves to fuck. Lucifer fucked my mother Lilith. Nine months later, Lilith gave birth to me. Centuries have passed and I am now the Self Established Adult and Hazbin Hotel Manager that you see standing before you today. I may be Lucifer's Daughter, but I assure you I did put the work in to gain ownership of this Hazbin Hotel Establishment. I don't exist because I'm inspired. I exist because my father Lucifer has been fucking my mother Lilith like a Horny Jackrabbit for Centuries. It's why he married her. It's because Lucifer loves to fuck. And I am the personal byproduct of Lucifer's Fucking. No different than any of you are. You didn't appear out of nowhere. At some point in Human History, your parents must have enjoyed fucking each other too. It's the only explanation for how any of you exist to stand here in this hotel and pick a fight with all of us. Everybody Loves Fucking. And I must be Lucifer's Daughter because I extremely enjoy Fucking Too. Here at the Hazbin Hotel, we all enjoy a good Fuck.

SKULD:

I've got news for you Charlie Morningstar, but the way you've been fucking Vaggie every night, it doesn't appear that you have any intention of ever giving Lucifer any grandchildren.

VAGGIE:

We're Lesbians. We can always adopt.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

It really isn't necessary for our future children to be biologically related to us. Giving birth to demon children with horns scraping your uterus sounds like a miserable painful experience, and I can tell you personally that I did not exactly have a happy childhood when all of the students attending my high school used to bully me and tease me because I look like a Circus Clown wearing face makeup. This face I'm forced to wear on a daily basis doesn't exactly wash off. I get to look this way for an eternity. Do you get where I'm going here? If I have biological children, they will look like Circus Clowns just like me and my father Lucifer do. Fuck all of that, we can always fucking adopt. That's what Lesbians do. They adopt children.

BELLDANDY:

So what you're basically trying to tell us, is that all of our attempts to come all the way down here and reason with you are completely hopeless and everything we've just said is for nothing. Is there really no other way for us to break through to you? You're Charlie Morningstar. You're supposed to be the voice of reason here.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Listen, we can clearly see and fully respect your dedication to the Hollywood Film Industry and Cinematic Themes relating to Witchcraft and the Occult, but there is just one problem that all of you are overlooking. These movies only exist on Planet Earth, and they do not exist down here in the Hellerverse where we are located and operating. Our Film and Television Industry is completely different from what you have all been watching on Planet Earth. I have no context for what the holy fuck you are trying to tell us because I was born in Hell, I have lived down here in Hell my entire life, I've only been to Heaven one time, and I have never visited the United States of America on Planet Earth in my life. I know that it exists but I'm never going to see it because everyone who lives on Planet Earth winds up dying and coming down here. We don't understand what you are talking about. We vaguely understand it, but we are not educated in terms of Hollywood Cinema and Hollywood Death Incidents. If you are trying to present an argument to us, then you are going to have to try and explain it to all of us in the same terms that you would explain it to an underage child in their learning development stages. You've got to help us out here. 

VAGGIE:

We have been at War with Heaven for the past few years because the Exorcists on their Staff are coming down here every year and committing mass murder against our citizens. And what you are basically trying to tell us is that you are named after Norse Mythology Angels as a Heathen Custom, and that you come from a completely different version of Heaven that none us were aware existed. Your Norse Mythology Themed Intelligence Organization is run by an all female staff codenamed after Norse Mythology Gods, who lived and died within the regions of Norway and Iceland during the Viking Era. And you have all been secretly manipulating all of us down here in Hell using an Advanced Fate Operating System called the Yggdrasil System as far back as the 1980s. Why should any of us believe in a total fucking bullshit story like that when nothing that has been presented to us within our own religious education and past history confirms it? Norse Mythology is supposed to be fictional. Norse Mythology is complete and utter total bullshit. Nobody in their right goddamn minds will ever believe that the Entire Universe was created because Odin had sex with a Space Cow. Nobody will ever believe that Planet Earth was created because a Frost Giant named Ymir was beaten to death with a Hammer. Nobody will ever believe that the entire universe, and all of the lives of everyone on Planet Earth, is being manipulated by Three Sisters who live in a Cave located under a Gigantic Universal Ash Tree in Asgard, and give their allegiance to Urd's Well. It doesn't make any logical sense. When you explain this to people out of context, none of them have any logical reason to believe you or listen to you. By adhering to this bullshit fantasy, you are immediately turning away your own audience by discrediting yourselves and all of the information you are trying to present to them. They have no plausible reason to listen to you. We are presently at war with the Exorcists, and by your own definition, the Angels on their Staff would fit the standard definitions of Valkyries depicted in Norse Mythology. As I used to be an Exorcist myself, that means that I would classify as a Valkyrie. If Norse Mythology was real, then I wouldn't be working for the Seraphims and Adam on the Exorcist Staff, I would have already been employed by the Valkyries who work for the Goddess Hotline Office.

URD:

You are a Valkyrie secretly employed by the Goddess Hotline Office. Your Entire Universe Exists because your Television Show was secretly influenced by the Goddess Hotline Office. Your Dark Skinned Appearance and Long White Hair were based on Urd Goddess of the Past from Ah My Goddess. And many people in our anime fanbase have pointed out that I myself was influenced by Storm from the Marvel X-Men Comics. We're both dark skinned, we're both white haired, we can both summon lightning, and we are both perceived as Goddesses by our cultures. That's how the nature of storytelling works, every time somebody writes a fictional story, they are forced to work upon their own knowledge and information, and all of their knowledge is based on information that they learned by reading someone else's books and watching someone else's movies. Meaning that every story created throughout the decades was once inspired by a completely different story written by someone else. And as each of these stories are passed down from one generation to the next, various changes are made to them from story to story resulting in different variations that differ from each other. This is what is commonly known as The Telephone Game, and it not only applies to fictional storytelling, it also applies to the basic foundations of every single religion ever made on Planet Earth since the very beginning of existence. Your entire Hellerverse Universe exists because it was based on Earlier Mythologies just like the Ah My Goddess Anime Series was based on all of us and attributed to Norse Mythology. Your entire existence in the Hellerverse Universe exists because it was originally based on all of us back before we were doing all of this before you in the early 1990s. The Oh My Goddess Manga was first publicized in September 1988 in Kodansha Afternoon Magazine. But one year earlier in 1987, a film called Date with an Angel made by Director Tom McLoughlin was released featuring nearly identical aspects and elements depicting the relationship between Belldandy and Sayoko Mishima in the Oh My Goddess Manga released one year later. There are scenes depicted in Date with an Angel where their friends try to financially capitalize on the Angel by revealing her to a corporation, foreshadowing Kodansha Afternoon Magazine exploiting Urd Verdandi and Skuld likeness for Franchise Profit with the Oh My Goddess Manga series in the 1990s. Date With an Angel was released in America. Kosuke Fujishima lives in Tokyo Japan. Why would such a coincidence existence one year apart from each other when American and Japanese Cinema were both separated by different continents located on opposite sides of the earths. You cannot convince us that Kosuke Fujishima has ever sat down and watched Date with an Angel, and yet the coincidences between the two commercial properties still exists. There is a reason why The Three Fates appear in most of the basic Mythologies under a Variety of Different names. It's because each of the Basic Mythologies were once based on an Earlier Mythology before they were written down and brought into existence. Every Fictional Story has attributes that were once influenced by something featured in real life. Behind Every Fiction is an Element of Universal Truth. The Three Fates had to be based on something that the writers were witnessing with their own eyes, just as Kevin Neece sees himself because he worked on the Ah My Goddess series for Nine Years. Only someone that worked on an Ah My Goddess Film Production for decades would have the Insider Knowledge that the Goddess Hotline Office depicted in a Fictional Japanese Anime Show made for Children was Real.

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CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

All of this is well and good and all, but I'm afraid that somewhere in the middle of this discussion, you dropped a bomb that resulted in a white elephant sneaking into the room. Something that you clearly did not take the time to think about in advance. Do you want to tell them Vaggie?

VAGGIE:

You just told us that Charlie Morningstar has a Long Lost Half Sister named Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana The Spider Queen, who has been secretly living in the Hellerverse for centuries, and never ever showed up or attempted to connect with Charlie in the entire time that she's been here. By your own information, Charlie's father Lucifer disowned his own daughter that he made with the Goddess of the Crossroads because she was an illegitimate bastard born out of wedlock, and then he never ever told Charlie that she existed.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Well then, where is she? If you've secretly been working with Sepheranz the Spider Queen on the Ah My Goddess Anime Series for the past nine years, why isn't she here right now? Show me proof that Sepheranz the Spider Queen exists.

MOKKURKALFI:

We can't. We've used Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana in all of the Witchcraft Petitions, but just like your father Lucifer, she's never made a personal appearance.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

That's exactly what I thought you were going to say. Kevin Neece engaged in these Witchcraft Petitions for Nine Years in front of the Austin Police Department, the CIA, and the Pentagon, and every time he did it, he caught all of you right in the act and reported you to Kodansha Ltd, Dark Horse Comics, and the US Government every single time. But I'm also willing to bet, that at no point during these incidents, has there ever been a single solitary occurence that Kevin Neece can show us proving that Sepheranz The Spider Queen is real.

VAGGIE:

We would like to know exactly where you got this information from in the first place. What are your sources? Where did you research this?

SKULD:

Kevin Neece found the Satania Sigils and Invocation Mantra on Satania YouTube and used it because they told him that Garadaera Saladorga only answered to the Spider Queen. Kevin Neece took all of the photography and invocation mantra he could through occult websites and self designed Funeral Markers using an Online Service on Amazon and paid $300 to a company in China to have them custom made. He took all of the information he got off of Satania YouTube and used it to turn his bedroom mirror into a Makeshift Access Terminal to the Yggdrasil System and it resulted in the creation of a Weapon of Mass Destruction that only he knows how to operate. The US Government Intelligence Agencies that he has been contacting never respond to him, but it is implied that they have been secretly monitoring his experiments from a distance to see if he ever gains control over the Black Mirror in a way that can be used as a Weapon. Every time somebody legally threatens Kevin Neece with Prison Time the Case disappears and no attempts have been made to take him into Police Custody. Kevin Neece has approached everyone in the US Criminal Justice System and the Foreign Intelligence Agencies, and all of them are afraid to touch him.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Jesus Fucking Christ. You've just spent the past hour accusing us of putting children's lives in danger with a Fictional Cartoon Series, and it sounds like Kevin Neece just took the Death Goddesses from your Anime Show and turned them into a fucking Weapon that could wipe out everyone in the United States. And he got all of his information from a Satania YouTube Channel that could be accessed by fucking children.

VAGGIE:

Are you seriously telling us that Kevin Neece found a way to activate the Invocation Videos on Satania YouTube, when none of the other Occultists or the Church of Satanist could do it themselves?

URD:

In the Ah My Goddess Anime Series, the Yggdrasil System is depicted of using Norse Sigils and Norse Ruins rather than traditional Letters and Words. It's a completely different language and a completely different source code. Kevin Neece's Black Mirror is an Access Terminal to the Yggdrasil System. If he pirates the videos off of Satania YouTube and screens them into a Black Mirror on the Night of a Dark Moon with the Right Incense, he can absolutely invoke the ARS Goetia Demons from those videos. In some cases he has even been able to cut deals with them to possess him and help him write his anime cartoons. There's just one problem. Even if the Black Mirror functions as a Weapon, it doesn't have a targeting system or the ability to aim itself. Nobody knows how to operate the Black Mirror because Kevin Neece never successfully learned how to do it himself in the entire nine years that he has been doing it. All that he knows is he can petition the Goddess Hotline Office to watch movies in his Bedroom and it manifests Random Death Incidents on Social Media News that he has been reporting to the Austin Police Department and the US Government Intelligence Agencies.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Was Kevin Neece ever able to confirm where Satania YouTube was getting their Occult Research Information from that he used to Custom Design the Black Mirror? Does he know where they researched the information about my sister Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana?

MOKKURKALFI:

They never gave him a straight answer. All that they told him was they got their information from Ancient Sources. He searched the internet for additional information about Sepheranz the Spider Queen when he custom designed the Black Mirror, and only found one website run by V.K. Jehannum. That's it. Just one website.

VAGGIE:

It doesn't take a genius to read between the lines here. The reason why Satania YouTube never revealed their sources to him is because they most likely got the information off of V.K. Jehannum's website themselves. I'm willing to be that everybody on the Occult Websites who believes that Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana is real are getting all of their information from that same website. If the only information they are getting is available from those online articles, then how can any of them confirm that V.K. Jehannum hasn't been fabricating all of his information to make himself sound cool.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Let's approach this logically. Let's pretend that you are all telling us the truth. That Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana really is my half sister, even though she has been completely missing from my life without explanation for the past few centuries. Let's pretend that she actually exists. And that somehow, her real life contact information wound up on Satania YouTube, and Kevin Neece was able to activate the videos using the Black Mirror. According to your information, Sepheranz the Spider Queen is a Real Life Ah My Goddess Villain, because she has the ability to tamper with the Three Norn's Threads of Fate, and can render a person's fate completely useless, which might explain the real cause for why Kevin Neece is being treated like he is invisible by the entire United States Government and Criminal Justice System. Kevin Neece used the Black Mirror to play God in the Machine, and the price for playing with the Magic of the Fates, is he has now been rendered invisible to our entire society, just like Almighty God, so that the Goddess Hotline Office can protect him from Criminal Prosecution with the System Force. Which also explains why the entire fucking staff of Kodansha Ltd and Dark Horse Comics refuse to respond to his emails no matter how many times he attempts to reason with them. And because Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana is connected to the Real Urd Verdandi Skuld from Norse Mythology, Kevin Neece attempted to include her as a Possible Villain in his Ah My Goddess Anime Cartoons. Am I correct in assuming all of this?

MOKKURKALFI:

Bless You Godfather. You Know Everything.

VAGGIE:

Now here comes the fun part. If Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads is secretly Belldandy from Ah My Goddess from the Greek Mythology Realm, and Kevin Neece attempts to write her into the show as an Actual Villain, how is he planning to explain to your audience that Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana is Belldandy's Daughter, whom she knowingly disowned and never told her husband Keiichi Morisato, because she was an illegitimate bastard she conceived with Lucifer. And the reason why this relationship happened is because Belldandy and Lucifer were tied together in Spiritual Wedlock, a sharing of life, due to the Doublet System. You just broke the rules of your own anime series. It was already canon to the original storyline that Belldandy's Demon Doublet was Welsper the Demon Child, who was never featured in Ah My Goddess Flights of Fancy.

MOKKURKALFI:

We have a TARDIS replica from the BBC Doctor Who Television series. It's parked on the roof of your hotel. We could attempt to explain Sepheranz's inclusion on the anime show as an Alternate Timeline version of Sepheranz, which would explain how she is Belldandy's Daughter from an Alternate Universe, possible centuries into the future long after Keiichi Morisato had died, and it would explain why she never told Keiichi Morisato about her, it was because she didn't know herself. Unfortunately, this plot device was never used because we couldn't visualize Sepheranz as an Actual Ah My Goddess Universe Character due to the lack of animation cells. Kosuke Fujishima and Hiroaki Goda never officially made a character design for Sepheranz the Spider Queen because she was never featured in the original manga, and therefore has no part to play in the official anime production.

BELLDANDY:

Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads doesn't have an Anime Character Design in the Oh My Goddess Manga or Anime Series either. If we featured her in person on Kevin Neece's anime spinoff, we would visualize Hekate as Actress Nia Vardalos from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I'm sure she could easily play a Greek Mythology Death Goddess Cult Leader on Ah My Goddess if she put her mind to it. Nia Vardalos cannot spend her entire career riding off the heels of My Big Fat Greek Wedding forever. Somebody's got to put her to work.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Can any of you name a single solitary incident during your Witchcraft Experiments, anything at all, any sort of sign or clue, that would explain why you believe that my long lost half sister Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana might actually exist?

MOKKURKALFI:

There was one incident that happened that looked like it was manifested by Sepheranz the Spider Queen. Only one. And it involved a Hollywood Film Production. Kevin Neece made an anime film called A Certain Magical Pimpdex which featured Spike Lee as the Time Lord from Doctor Who. Because of this, Kevin Neece expressed interest in Spike Lee's film director cousin Malcolm D Lee producing and directing the official film production of A Certain Magical Pimpdex using an entire staff of Black Filmmakers and Black Animators as a tribute to Spike Lee's work with Forty Acres and a Mule. It didn't work out the way that Kevin Neece wanted. He was never able to get a response from Malcolm D Lee and Blackmaled Productions.

URD:

A Few Years Later, Warner Brothers announced that Malcolm D Lee was directing a Sequel to Space Jam, which would be a combination of Animation and Live Action, just like A Certain Magical Pimpdex. Space Jam was supposed to be about a simple basketball game. But Malcolm D Lee chose to turn the film into an Unofficial Sequel to Ready Player One, and the movie featured scenes where LeBron James and Bugs Bunny would go jumping into other Live Action Warner Brothers movies looking for the Lost Cast Members of Looney Tunes. A Certain Magical Pimpdex featured Spike Lee and Mara Marller jumping into other Live Action movies looking for the Lost Cast Members of Do the Right Thing. In a Certain Magical Pimpdex, the Villain was The Mad Doctor played by Eddie Griffin, and proclaimed himself to be a video mashup artists. In Space Jam, Don Cheadle played a villain called Al G Rhythm who could mix and match characters from other television shows like a mashup artist. By all appearances, from Kevin Neece's perspective, it looked like Malcolm D Lee intentionally plagiarized these elements from A Certain Magical Pimpdex because Spike Lee was his cousin, and he knew that Kevin Neece could not hold him legally accountable because his fan film could not be legally copyrighted due to laws concerning fan fiction properties. Kevin Neece wrote a fully detailed report examining the two movies, and even made an alternate version of A Certain Magical Pimpdex that recast the Mad Doctor with Don Cheadle so that the Lawyers at Warner Brothers could examine the two movies for themselves and decide if The Mad Doctor and Al G Rhythm were secretly based on each other. Kevin Neece never received a response from Warner Brothers Legal Department or Blackmaled Productions, and invoked his Usual Goddesses and Demons to put a Death Curse on the entire Cast and Crew of Space Jam A New Legacy which never took effect.

SKULD:

According to V.K. Jehannum's Website Articles concerning Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana, the Spider Queen rewards the true magickian via the devourment of the Algorithm- the Mechanism of the Cosmos which serves to hamper the true magickian's ascent. She describes herself as being "everywhere and nowhere" at once". In Space Jam A New Legacy, Don Cheadle's villain is named Al G Rhythm. Don Cheadle is The Algorithm. And his role in Space Jam A New Legacy sabotaged any chances of Kevin Neece rising into the Film Industry with a Professional Film Production of A Certain Magical Pimpdex. Does that mean that Kevin Neece is the "True Magickian" that is going to be rewarded when Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana devours the soul of Don Cheadle? When Kevin Neece noticed this thematic coincidence, he also discovered that one of the Monster Basketball Villains featured in the movie was a Spider Monster, just like Sepheranz The Spider Queen, and he has the screen captures to prove it.

MOKKURKALFI:

This unexplainable phenomenon, is the only physical evidence that we have that Sepheranze Latismock Norgolana might actually exist, and that she influenced and manipulated the Film Production of Space Jam A New Legacy to include thematic subliminal reference to Kevin Neece due to his nightly Ah My Goddess invocations.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

How do you know for sure that the reason these patterns and coincidences that are appearing in the movie aren't because Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads and the Goddess Hotline Office didn't hide them in the movie themselves to gaslight Kevin Neece into believing the Spider Queen is real?

VAGGIE:

They don't know. They have no proof of anything. All of their case evidence against us is based on coincidence.

MOKKURKALFI:

Vaggie, that's how the Goddess Hotline Office works. It always feels like an Ironic Coincidence. One or two coincidences are dismissible, but these coincidences and patterns have been happening for the past nine years and date back to films released as far back as the year 1980. If it looks like a Duck, sounds like a Duck, and Quacks like a Duck, then what the fuck else do you want us to call it?

LUCIFER:

I've heard enough. I've been listening in the entire time. It's all true. There was an illegitimate bastard child conceived by the Goddess of the Crossroads. Everyone did believe that I was the father. We both disowned her and sent her away and she grew up to become a spiritual force of reckoning. And now Kevin Neece just put her in a Children's Anime Show about Norse Mythology Goddesses. There is a valid reason why you never met your half sister. You do not need that kind of chaos and misfortune in your life. She has the ability to wipe out and kill half of the demons in the Hellerverse. She has the ability to wipe out and kill half of the Seraphim and Angels in Heaven too. You do not want to fuck with the Spider Queen. She is not Beetlejuice. Once you invoke her, you are not going to be able to send her away by repeating her name three times. Kevin Neece is a fucking idiot for putting her in a children's anime show. He knows exactly what he's just done. He tried to weaponize the Spider Queen so she would use her influence over Garadaera Saladorga and replicate a Death Note for him. Do any of you realize what could happen if Sepheranz ever gives Kevin Neece one of those books? It would be total chaos all over the United States of America back on Planet Earth. He could shut down the entire country within a span of a month, mass murder half of the people in the United States, and walk away without punishment because nobody in the Criminal Justice System would ever be able to prove that he did it. And everybody that he killed with that Death Note would be sent down here, adding even more to all of our overpopulation problems that have resulted in the Hellerverse being targeted by the Seraphim and the Exorcists. Charlie I'm begging you, I've never asked you for anything important, but I'm begging you right now. Do not go looking for the Spider Queen. You don't need her in your life. We kept her out of your life for a reason. I know you try to see the good in everyone, but this is the one time that you shouldn't. This is the one time that you need to walk away and let this go. There is nothing good about Sepheranz Latismock Norgolana. Nothing good at all. 

BELLDANDY:

Actually there is one redeeming quality. Sepheranz The Spider Queen takes great pleasure in the torture of Pedophiles and Sex Offenders. The Entire Reason why the United States is upset over the Jeffrey Epstein Investigation is because the FBI allowed all of the pedophiles, child rapists, and sex offenders walk away without punishment because the Cult of Baal managed to blackmail all of the politicians in the United States. That's all the motivation that Sepheranz the Spider Queen would need to give Kevin Neece a Death Note so he could use it to mass murder all of the pedophiles in the United States. Sepheranz would give him the Death Note Spell for her own personal amusement, and then she would sit back and let him do it. She would give Kevin Neece all the rope he needs to hang himself.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

So what you're trying to tell me, is that I have a Long Lost Half Sister, who personally takes delight in the torture and punishment of sex offenders and pedophiles? Maybe we should reconnect as sisters. We could torture pedophiles together as a Yearly Family Tradition like Sinsmas.

VAGGIE:

I'm totally down with Torturing Pedophiles. Where do we sign up?

LUCIFER:

Oh no. I shouldn't have told you that about her. I shouldn't have told you anything at all. Maybe I'm the one who should have walked away and let this go.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

I love my new half sister. Sepheranz the Spider Queen sounds fucking awesome. I can't wait to fucking meet her. The next time you visit Kevin Neece's house on earth, give him our business card and tell him to pass along our home address and contact information to Sepheranz the Spider Queen with his Black Mirror Invocations. This sounds like it could be the start of a beautiful friendship. 

SKULD:

I'm confused here. When did you find the time to watch Casablanca if you don't watch Earth Programs?

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

I'm sorry. What's Casablanca?

SKULD:

Forget I said anything. Go back to torturing pedophiles at Sinsmas with your long lost half sister.

MOKKURKALFI:

I seriously think that you are all approaching this from the wrong perspective. You don't have to wait all the way until Sinsmas to reconnect with your long lost half sister and torture pedophiles as a Yearly Family Tradition. You can both torture pedophiles all year round and send all of your photographic evidence to the staff members at Niddhog Headquarters in Niflheim. We would love to watch you work.

SKULD:

I want to see this go down too. There is no greater pleasure in life than death cursing pedophiles like the plot of a Final Destination movie.

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MOKKURKALFI:

So once again we ask ourselves, is Charlie Morningstar a Real Life Demon?

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

And once again, I am standing right here in front of you where you can see me with your own eyes. I am not a hallucination. I'm speaking to you aren't I? You can hear my voice and understand my conversations can't you? If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then what the flying fuck are you supposed to call me? You are standing in a Hotel located in the Universe of Hell. Surely you are aware of the location you are currently standing in. I have to be a Real Life Demon because I'm living down here now aren't I?

MOKKURKALFI:

It's okay Charlie Morningstar. I'm a Demon from Niflheim that was named after a Frost Giant. The American Public doesn't believe that I'm a Real Demon either. They all think I'm a fictional character in a japanese cartoon, and it is entirely Kosuke Fujishima's fault.

SKULD:

In all fairness, Charlie Morningstar may look like a demon from the Nifheim Staff, she has long blond hair, vampire fangs, and red markings on her face like Mara Marller or Hagall from Nifheim. But her actions and behavior on Hazbin Hotel are completely contradictory to what a Demon does. I would not classify Charlie Morningstar as a Traditional Mythology Demon, I would classify her as a Disney Princess. Her entire life is a Parody. A Comedy Spoof. A Satire of Animated Children's Movies made by Disney. A Company that is infamously known to take Dark Paganistic Source Material based on Witchcraft and Demons, and sanitizes them so that they can be sold and marketed as Family Children's Entertainment. Which classifies as a Direct Thematic Reference to what Vivienne Medrano did with Hazbin Hotel. Everything about your behavior looks like it was made to appeal to Children raised on Looney Tunes and Tex Avery Cartoons. By definition, your entire life is a fucking joke, and it's entirely Vivienne Medrano's fault. If you ever sit through an American Movie, even if it's only just one, the first film on your list should be Arnold Schwarzenegger's Last Action Hero, where a Police Officer finds out his entire life has been a fictional movie. And to make things crazier, Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the Occult Horror movie End of Days which is a direct reference to your own father Lucifer.

BELLDANDY:

Forgive me for butting in, but I have a question concerning Charlie Morningstar's comparisons to Disney Princess Movies. When Charlie Morningstar is having lesbian sex with her girlfriend Vaggie, does she ever break down singing when she reaches Orgasm?

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Don't be so silly. How could I possibly break down singing during sex when I've already got an entire mouthful of pussy to deal with. Do you really believe that I'm breaking into song while my tongue is stuck in Vaggie's Pussy?

VAGGIE:

Well she does accidentally bite my cunt from time to time. It's the vampire fangs. I'm missing one eye and my wings were ripped off, so I think I can show her forgiveness.

MOKKURKALFI:

And on that note, I would further point out the thematic connection to the Three Fates which raises the most questions about our Human Existence. If Urd Verdandi Skuld are able to manipulate and subconsciously influence Hollywood Screenwriters, and your writers on Hazbin Hotel have the ability to play god within the machine, manipulating your own actions, choices, and behavior, then does that mean that you, Charlie Morningstar, the Princess of Hell, still retains free will? Are you a lesbian because of your own life choices, or are you a lesbian because you are being written by a lesbian animator named Vivienne Medrano. Vivienne Medrano has used her fame, fortune, and power within the Film Industry to pursue a quest to fuck half the lesbians in Los Angeles California. And if Vivienne Medrano is ever granted the opportunity to finish the job, she's going to fuck the other half too. Vivienne Medrano is prepared to go the distance for Lesbians everywhere just like Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed. Instead of passing judgment on her, we should all be giving Vivienne Medrano a fucking medal. 

URD:

Now here's the part where this argument gets really scary. Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are made by Spindlehorse Animation, who were all unaware that their development offices had been compromised by the Goddess and Demons who work for the Goddess Hotline Office from Ah My Goddess. Nearly all of our staff members are Women, and they are banned from sexual relationship with Humans by the Judgment Gate and the System Force. What do you all believe that implies? The Goddess Hotline Office is being running by an all female lesbian staff. Vivienne Medrano was targeted by Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads because she was born under a FATE = 32 numerology just like Kevin Neece. Vivienne Medrano was influenced by the all female lesbian staff working for the Goddess Hotline Office. Vivienne Medrano is a known lesbian, and therefore her influence over Charlie Morningstar has resulted in her being a lesbian too, just like the employees of the Goddess Hotline Office.

MOKKURKALFI:

Kevin Neece was in a Heterosexual Marital Relationship for fifteen years, and it is insinuated that his marriage was broken up and separated by the Goddess Hotline Office, just like Keanu Reeves and his wife in The Devil's Advocate. Keanu Reeve's Lawyer is named Kevin too. And The Devil Al Pacino claims that he was puppeteering Kevin's Career just like Hekate and the Goddesses of Fate were puppeteering Kevin Neece's entire existence. Kevin Neece interned on Zombie Life TV on Austin Public Access, a show that engages in Witchcraft and Satanism, and is run by staff members from the LGBT Community. Years later into the Ah My Goddess series, Kevin Neece confessed that he found Trans Women and Shemales to be sexually attractive. But Kevin Neece has never showcased any sort of sexual attraction toward's men throughout his entire life. The only possible way that Kevin Neece could be gay is if the men physically looked like women. Is Kevin Neece really a homosexual by nature, or was he influenced and manipulated by the Goddess Hotline Office, who intentionally broke up his marriage to Angela Soto?

URD:

On Ah My Goddess, Urd's Voice Actress is played by Shannon Conley, who is a known lesbian in a relationship with Amber Martin. Shannon Conley played a Trans Male on Hedwig and the Angry Inch and performs in Live Music Cover Bands in Austin Texas, just like the Brenda Dickerson Documentaries that Kevin Neece made for Zombie Life TV. Is this all a coincidence, or were Shannon Conley's sexual preferences manipulated and influenced by the All Lesbian Staff of the Goddess Hotline Office because she played Urd on the Ah My Goddess Anime Series.

SKULD:

As we have recently stated, the Oh My Goddess Five Part OVA was released by Animeigo in 1995. Two years later, Keanu Reeves was featured in The Devil's Advocate in 1997, just two years before The Matrix in 1999. The Matrix featured themes that adhere to both Fate and Destiny, and a character called The Oracle, who is a direct thematic reference to Urd Verdandi and Skuld from Norse Mythology and Ah My Goddess. The Matrix originally had Three Movies, as in Three Fates. In the Third Movie representing Skuld the Goddess of Death, the Actress who played The Oracle, Gloria Foster, died in 2001. The Adventures of Mini-Goddess was released in 1998, just one year before The Matrix in 1999. After achieving Hollywood Fame, both of the Wachowski Brothers publicly and famously underwent gender transition surgery and transformed into the Wachowski Sisters, claiming that the Matrix was secretly an Allegory about what it was like to be a Trans Woman. In the Movie, Keanu Reeves attempts to walk out of the simulation is a metaphor for a trans woman coming out of the closet. From that point on, every time a member of society sees Keanu Reeves, they become possessed by an Agent played by Hugo Weaving and attacks him. This is metaphorical of a Trans Woman being attacked by American Society whenever they realized they are looking at a Homosexual. Thus applying a credible connection between the Goddess of Fate from the All Female Lesbian Goddess Hotline Office, and the Wachowski Sisters coming out of the closet as Trans Women.

MOKKURKALFI:

Shortly after The Matrix, the Wachowski Sisters made Speed Racer, a Live Action Adaption of a Japanese Anime Series. Ah My Goddess was also a Japanese Anime Series. In the Adventures of Mini-Goddess, in the final episode, it is revealed that Urd Belldandy and Skuld were secretly setting up Ganchan the Rat and killing him at the end of every episode, then bringing him back to life by cloning him, a metaphor for reincarnation. Five Years Later in 2004, Ganchan the Rat's Voice Actor Tony Pope died on February 11th. Kevin Neece birthday is on February 9th. Kevin Neece claims that there is numerology evidence that in his Past Life, he may have been a Jewish Actor named Vic Morrow, who died in a Helicopter Accident on Twilight Zone The Movie. When the Helicopter landed on him, the blades simultaneously killed all three of the actors at the exact same time resulting in Kevin Neece being born with All Three Souls of the Twilight Zone Victims. The Goddesses of Fate reincarnated Vic Morrow as Kevin Neece so that they could continue to fuck with him in the next life, just like they did to Ganchan the Rat in the Adventures of Mini-Goddess.

SKULD:

The Wachowski Sisters were clearly haunted by the Goddess Hotline Office, who have proven that they deal in themes of Reincarnation, and their influence over them resulted in a film adaptation about Reincarnation called Cloud Atlas, which featured Hugo Weaving from The Matrix. Susan Sarandon was featured in The Witches of Eastwick, directed by George Miller from Twilight Zone The Movie. Halle Berry was famous for playing Storm in the Live Action X-Men movies, representing a subliminal reference to Urd from Ah My Goddess hidden in the Cloud Atlas movie. Keith David was one of the Demon Voice Actors in Hazbin Hotel, and he played a Voodoo Priest in Disney's The Princess and the Frog, another Coincidental Thematic Reference to Charlie Morningstar playing a Disney Princess in Hazbin Hotel.

MOKKURKALFI:

What this means, is that your own Hazbin Hotel Staff Member, Husk the Overlord, was being Voice Acted by a Cast Member of the Reincarnation film Cloud Atlas, directed by the Trans Women Wachowski Sisters from The Matrix. All of these connections prove that Husk The Overlord was a Subliminal Reference to the Goddess Hotline Office hiding in the Hazbin Hotel right in front of our faces the entire fucking time.

URD:

Once again bringing into question, are Shannon Conley, the Wachowski Sisters, Vivienne Medrano, and Kevin Neece homosexual by their own choices and their own free will, or were all of them secretly being influenced and manipulated by the entire All Female Lesbian Staff of the Goddess Hotline Office their entire lives. Do we still have free will if our own choices and our own decisions can be manipulated by the Goddesses of Fate from Ah My Goddess without any of us catching on to what they were doing to us?

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CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

You have all made some very pointed observations tonight. But it's getting late. Oh fuck it, if we're only going to have this conversation one time, we might as well pull an all nighter and get all of this out into the open.

VAGGIE:

I'm starting to take interest in all of this too. Usually we just sing songs and fuck around with Angel Dust and the other Demons around town. You've managed to hold our attention for several hours just standing around in our own Hazbin Hotel lobby engaging in discussion about Hollywood Movies that we've never seen before. How the fucking hell have we never noticed or heard about you before?

MOKKURKALFI:

Sometimes the Restrictions of a No Budget can spur Creativity. Sometimes Less can be more. Kevin Neece's Observations that the Real Witchcraft Goddesses Urd Verdandi and Skuld directly haunted and influenced Kosuke Fujsihima's Oh My Goddess Manga Series leads to a very important question. If Kosuke Fujishima is a Gearhead Motorcycle Enthusiast who participates in Actual Races, and he depicts Belldandy participating in Motorcycle Races with the Auto Club in Nekomi Japan, does that mean that the real Urd Verdandi Skuld and Hekate are Motorcycle Enthusiasts just like Kosuke Fujishima. Kevin Neece has evidence that it is directly the opposite. The Real Goddesses aren't necessarily Motorcycle Enthusiasts, their real passion is in the influence and manipulation of Hollywood Movies and Television Series.

SKULD:

Kosuke Fujishima depicts the Goddesses as Gearheads within the Fictional Universe of Chiba Japan in Manga Series, but take a step back and look what the Real Urd Verdandi and Skuld were doing to Kosuke Fujishima in Real Life. They were Haunting and Manipulating the development and screenwriting of his Anime Film Productions as Spiritual Film Producers.

URD:

According to Hekate, Kosuke Fujishima's depictions of Belldandy participating in Auto Races with the Motor Club are not her own personal preferences in Real Life, they exist because Kosuke Fujishima is writing Belldandy as an extension of himself and his own personal hobbies. Belldandy doesn't participate in the races because she enjoys racing, she does it because she is in love with Keiichi Morisato, and she is trying to please him by participating in the hobbies that he enjoys, thematically representing how the Real Urd Verdandi Skuld humored Kosuke Fujishima. Belldandy didn't choose to engage in Gearhead Mechanics when she was educated and employed by the Goddess Hotline Office. 

BELLDANDY: 

She adapted herself to her new environment and living conditions when she was obligated to move in with Keiichi Morisato. Belldandy was making the best of her situation because her contract with Keiichi Morisato resulted in her being laid off from her real job at the Goddess Hotline Office.

MOKKURKALFI:

The Reason Why Kevin Neece doesn't ride Motorcycles is because Debbie Brand's first husband Freddy died on a Motorcycle, leading Debbie Brand to conclude that Motorcycles were Death Traps and she banned Kevin Neece from going anywhere near them his entire childhood. But take a good long hard look at what happened to Freddy. He had a deep fear of Big Dogs, and then he was attacked and killed by a Big Dog while he was riding a motorcycle. Hekate is the Spiritual Protector and Guardian associated with Dogs in Greek Mythology, implying that Freddy was murdered by Hekate so that Debbie Brand would meet her second husband Jim Neece resulting in the birth of Kevin Neece under specific numerology dates that adhered to the mechanisms of FATE = 32.

SKULD:

One of Hekate's Film Industry Victims was Jim Carrey because he acted in The Mask for Dark Horse Comics, the American Publishers of Ah My Goddess. Jim Carrey's Most Criticially Acclaimed and Famous Movie is The Truman Show, depicting Television Producers manipulating Jim Carrey's Life, Social Interactions, and Environment as if they are acting out the role of God in the Machine. Thematically Identical to what Urd, Verdandi, Skuld and Hekate do for the Goddess Hotline Office. The Goddesses of Fate's abilities to influence Hollywood and Television Productions as Entertainment Muses classify them as Spiritual Film and Television Producers who play God in the Machine, virtually identical to what Ed Harris was doing to Jim Carrey in The Truman Show. And what do the Television Producers do to Jim Carrey to emotionally manipulate him and keep him under their control? They orchestrate a personal family tragedy to traumatize him and make him afraid of Boats by killing his father. Jim Neece spent Kevin Neece's entire childhood taking him out on his Sailboat on Lake Travis. If you watch Danny My Boy shot on location at Roy Neece's Lake House, you would see that his grandfather owned his own boat house and docks on his property. Jim Neece was killed on a Boat in the Bahamas by the Real Urd Verdandi Skuld and Hekate to traumatize Kevin Neece and manipulate him into pursing his Witchcraft Investigation into the Ah My Goddess Anime Series, Thematically Identical to what the Television Producers did to Jim Carrey and his Father in The Truman Show.

URD:

Hekate and the Goddesses of Fate set up and murdered Freddy so that they could manipulate Kevin Neece into a situation where he would be afraid to go anywhere near Motorcycles his entire life, directly contrasting the idea that the Real Urd Verdandi Skuld were Motorcycle Enthusiasts depicted in Kosuke Fujishima's Manga Series. There have also been cases where Kevin Neece was driving on the road and witnessed first hand Motorcyclists wiping out on the road in front of him, as if the Goddesses of Fate were intentionally trying to scare him from Motorcycles even further because they were secretly riding in the car with him. Why would the Goddesses of Fate do that when they wanted Kevin Neece to take over as the Maker of Ah My Goddess decades later and changed the format of the Series to Movie Crossovers and Movie Parodies?

BELLDANDY:

The Goddesses of Fate are Motorcycle Enthusiasts because they were written as an extension of Kosuke Fujishima's personality. But in Kevin Neece's Ah My Goddess, the Goddesses of Fate are Die Hard Movie Fanatics because they are written as an extension of Kevin Neece's personality. Mara Marller was incompetent and worked as a Retail Cashier because she was written by Kosuke Fujishima. Kevin Neece was a Professional Retail Cashier for Eight Years and went to War with his Bosses for Abuse of their Authority because he was Blacklisted by Tim League and the Alamo Drafthouse. Mara Marller the Retail Clerk became an extension of Kevin Neece's Vengeful Personality when he re-imagined her for Marller Gets a Spinoff. Kevin Neece was ready to give up on and quit Ah My Goddess back when he volunteered for Zombie Life Television. The Entire Reason Marller Gets a Spinoff exists is because one of the Demons influenced Dylan Gutierrez to commit suicide and had Kevin Neece scandalized off of Austin Public Access, manipulating him into a position where he would feel compelled to use Mara Marller to viciously lash out at everyone. Mara Marller became a Vehicle to Express Kevin Neece's Anger Issues.

MOKKURKALFI:

All of the Evidence that Kevin Neece presents showcasing that the Real Urd Verdandi Skuld and Hekate manipulate and influence Hollywood Careers and Film Productions in the films Ah My Goddess Subliminal Patterns, Let's Save Vic Morrow, and the John Candy is a Satanist Articles, proves that his Depiction of the Norns as Film Fanatics in his Ah My Goddess Spinoff is more accurate to their personalities than Kosuke Fujishima's portrayal of Belldandy as a Motorcycle Enthusiast. The Adventures of Mini-Goddess feature No Motorcycle Races and showcase the Goddesses of Fate engaging in Movie Parodies like Die Hard and Godzilla. In Kevin Neece's Ah My Goddess, the Goddesses of Fate act out film parodies of William Wyler's The Children's Hour and Dolly Parton's The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The Children's Hour is about a Bisexual Love Triangle that results in a Public Scandal, thematically connected to Kosuke Fujishima being publicly scandalized for cheating on Three Different Women.

SKULD:

Another Film Production manipulated by the Goddesses of Fate is McG's Charlie's Angels, where the Three Angels are stand ins for Urd Verdandi Skuld and Crispin Glover from Willard is Ganchan the Rat from The Adventures of Mini-Goddess. Charlie's Angels also features Cameron Diaz from The Mask produced by Dark Horse Comics, the American Publishers of Ah My Goddess. Charlie's Angels also features both Tom Green and Drew Barrymore who both collaborated on Freddy Got Fingered one year later. The Plot Elements of Freddy Got Fingered showcase Tom Green coming into Conflict with his Father Rip Torn, who is a direct parody of Kevin Neece's father Jim Neece. Rip Torn is named Jim, dresses in the same clothes as Jim Neece, and he has a vicious temper just like Jim Neece. His disrespect towards his own son Tom Green's ambitions to become an Animator foreshadow Kevin Neece's future as the maker of an Anime Spinoff of Ah My Goddess. Rip Torn's Jim is divorced by his Wife in the movie, which is supported by Tom Green who suggests that his Mother should seek out Sexual Fulfillment with Basketball Players. This foreshadows the Exact Same Thematical Connections for Jim Neece and Debbie Brand's Divorce that were sparked off by his Abusive Anger Issues when Kevin Neece Emotionally Disturbed him with a viewing of David Fincher's Fight Club. Jim Neece was so disturbed by the movie that he literally punched a hole in the wall. The ending of Freddy Got Fingered features Tom Green kidnapping his father and dropping him off in the middle of a Foreign War Zone, foreshadowing Kevin Neece's Recent Online Attempts to Troll a Terrorist Organization in Iran that is being mediated by Pakistan. Freddy Got Fingered also features a plot element where Tom Green accuses his Father of molesting his own son Freddy, coincidentally named after Debbie Brand's first husband who was killed by Hekate. The Goddesses of Fate originate from Norse Mythology where the Gods were infamously known to engage in Incest and Pedophilia. Kevin Neece has jokingly announced for years that Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered was his Childhood Biopic and based on all of the Thematic Connections and Coincidences that I have just shown you, it is entirely understandable.

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CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

So what you are trying to explain to us, is there is an Actor named Bruce Campbell, who has dedicated his entire film career towards making B-Movies about Demonic Possession, and you believe that his involvement in the Evil Dead Series may have resulted in the death of Scott Spiegel, Josh Becker, Marcus Gilbert, all three of them representing a different film in the Evil Dead Trilogy, all three of them dying at the age of 67 like Kevin Neece's father, all three of them within a few months of each other, and shortly after their deaths, Bruce Campbell announced that he was diagnosed with Terminal Cancer with no Cure. If what you are saying is correct, and Bruce Campbell's entire career has revolved around demons, and he is facing certain death because of his Cancer Diagnosis, then that would mean he is about to be send down here with all of us. I'm afraid to ask this, but, what exactly was Bruce Campbell doing with those Demons in the Evil Dead Movies? We've never watched them before so we wouldn't know.

MOKKURKALFI:

He dismembers all of the Demons that he meets with a chainsaw. But we can assure you, this is not because you are being singled out. Bruce Campbell dismembers everyone with a chainsaw in those movies. He dismembered his own girlfriends in the first two movies. He even used a chainsaw to cut off his own hand. So it's really nothing personal against demons. If anything, Bruce Campbell is being entirely indiscriminate in the way that he chooses to take these Demons out.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Fuck that. I don't want to be dismembered with a Chainsaw. That's Discrimination against the Demon Realm. If Bruce Campbell is the one who summoned those Demons in the first place, then he is directly responsible for his Victims being Possessed by them when he kills them. By all appearances, Bruce Campbell is the Main Villain in his own Films and Television Series, and all of his co-stars are his murder victims. Why the hell are all of you cheering him on as a Hero for making these Demon Propaganda Films. Does Bruce Campbell have any proof that people in real life have ever been possessed in the same manner that he is depicting in his movies?

URD:

No Bruce Campbell doesn't believe that the Demons in his movies exist because he has never seen one before. It's because he spent his entire career misrepresenting what they were and he fell for his own fictional bullshit like he was making a documentary series. Bruce Campbell uses a Chainsaw because Sam Raimi was copying a film called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, once again proving that every story element is inspired by an earlier story or film they watched. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre misled the entire general public in its advertising by announcing that it was based on a true story, but this was not in the literal sense. All of the Sawyer Family's actions and behavior were based on a Real Life Serial Killer named Ed Gein, who dismembered his victims and turned them into his house furniture. This may sound sick and twisted to all of you, but we assure you that Ed Gein is not original. After the fall of the Nazi Party in World War II, the US Army discovered during their raids of the Concentration Camps that the Nazis were using Jewish Body Parts for their furniture, exactly like what was depicted in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Kevin Neece visited Zak Bagans Haunted Museum in Las Vegas, and as a Paranormal Witchcraft Experiment, he invoked his Demons using every haunted mirror and danger room in the museum that he was warned not to do to see if he could manifest a reaction out of them. One of the Rooms was dedicated to Ed Gein, and featured a work of art drawn in human blood of a Demon Sigil. After Kevin Neece finished the museum and went home, he kept seeing the Human Blood Demon Sigil visualized in his dreams when he closed his eyes, as if the Ghost of Ed Gein were forcing him to look at it, and the Demon that possessed him thanked Kevin Neece for visiting them. Then he noticed that he had unexplained scratches all over his body and could not explain how they got there. The Zak Bagan's Haunted Museum refused to respond to Kevin Neece's Emails. Nothing else that would classify as Demonic Misfortune has happened to Kevin Neece since he pulled that stunt in the Occult Museum because he is under Lucifer and Hekate's Protection. Meaning that the Demons from the Occult Museum are not allowed to attack him like the other visitors. They treat Kevin Neece like a member of the family.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Double Back here. If Bruce Campbell dismembers all of the Demons in his movies, then why would any of you assume that he is receiving the benefits of a Devil's Bargain Contract with my father Lucifer?

BELLDANDY:

Because the Actress that is featured in the Original Evil Dead Poster Artwork with Bruce Campbell is Voice Actress Bridget Hoffman, who played the voice of Belldandy in The Adventures of Mini-Goddess and Ah My Goddess The Movie.

MOKKURKALFI:

To be perfectly fair here, Bruce Campbell hasn't exactly gone unpunished for his depictions against the Demon Realm. He has the acting abilities and physical looks of an A-List Hollywood Actor, but he was never able to rise above the role of small cameo side actors in the Major Hollywood Movies that he worked on. Bruce Campbell auditioned for the lead role of The Phantom in 1996, just one year after the Oh My Goddess OVA in 1995, but instead the producers gave the role to actor Billy Zane, who played a Demon called The Collector in Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight in 1995, one year before the Phantom in 1996, meaning the Demons that were influencing the Casting Decisions of The Phantom knew about his role in Demon Knight when they cast the movie. And they knew that Bruce Campbell was famous for dismembering Demons with a Chainsaw. They denied Bruce Campbell the role because they were flipping him off. Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads targets films that feature patterns of 3, 23, and 32. And the Phantom Revolves around three Occult Skulls that provide the owner with Magic when they are combined together. Three Skulls. Three Fates. Thus suggesting that Hekate may have been influencing the film production of The Phantom in 1996.

SKULD:

It gets even creepier. In 2025, there was an FBI Investigation Scandal involving a Child Sex Trafficking Blackmail Operation run by Jeffrey Epstein that incriminated many of our top Hollywood Producers and Politicians. Bruce Campbell is not named or incriminated in the Epstein Files, but all of the offending parties are accused of engaging in Child Blood Sacrifice Rituals to Baal the Canaanite Demon to advance their professional careers. One of the Demons that Bruce Campbell dismembers in the Ash vs Evil Dead Television Series back in 2015 depicts Baal the Canaanite Demon as a Main Villain played by Actor Joel Toebeck. And Baal the Canaanite Demon was influencing and manipulating the Hollywood Actors and Producers involved in the Jeffrey Epstein Cult. As Bruce Campbell was not incriminated in the Epstein Files himself, and depicts himself as dismembering Baal with a chainsaw in his Television Show, are we certain that Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads didn't punish him with Cancer for a Reason? Is all of this really a coincidence? Is Bruce Campbell paying the punishment for his crimes against the Demon Realm? 

MOKKURKALFI:

Bruce Campbell played Ellen Degeneres Boyfriend on her Television Show back around 1994 through 1998, the same time period that Oh My Goddess OVA and the Adventures of Mini-Goddess were in released. Ellen Degeneres was incriminated in the Epstein Files as Hollywood's Most Prolific Child Cannibal. Ellen DeGeneres and Bruce Campbell both worked on films for Disney's Pixar. And Charlie Morningstar is a Demon who exists as a Parody of Disney Princesses.

BELLDANDY:

We're going to call this one. Even if Bruce Campbell did base his entire career around Demon Horror Movies, even if he may have come into contact with Actors involved in the Cult of Baal, it does not look like he was one of them. Bruce Campbell was innocent, and he is being punished by the Fates for a Crime he didn't commit. And shortly in the future, he's going to come down here with his chainsaw, and seek retribution against all of the Demons who set him up.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

You aren't going to give Bruce Campbell our home address are you? Because I do not get the sense that any of us want to meet him after the Cult of Baal and the Goddess Hotline Office just death cursed him with Cancer and sent him in our direction.

SKULD:

No Charlie Morningstar, that's exactly what we're planning to do. But you could always try defending yourselves by singing Bruce Campbell a Lullaby and putting him to sleep. If you want to get technical about it, you could point out to Bruce Campbell that the Evil Dead was featured in the Children's Animated Cartoon Series called Reboot back in 1994 to 2001. Thus showcasing that the Demon Realm were always using Cartoons to advertise themselves to Children, nearly two decades before the practice was criticized by One Million Moms against Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

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VAGGIE:

Charlie, it's already morning. The Goddess Hotline Office talked us all the way through the night. Look out the window.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

This can't be happening to us. The Goddess Hotline Office just gave all of us one of the most unprecented assfuckings ever performed on the Hazbin Hotel. They took us to the mat and they took it all the way to the end. Bruce Campbell is going to show up here any minute.

VAGGIE:

What are we going to do Charlie? What are we going to do? Bruce Campbell is coming to seek vengeance upon us all!

BELLDANDY:

Well it's been a pleasant evening talking with you. I guess we'll just be on our way.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Wait. Please don't leave us. We're standing in a hotel. We can hook you all up with room and board for the night. You can't just show up and drop an existential bomb of information on us like that and expect us to understand it all in one night.

VAGGIE:

We are not bad people. We would never knowingly put children's lives in danger just so we could profit off of a cartoon.

SKULD:

Let's be fair here. If Vivienne Medrano is in a position of power and refuses to heed the warnings of the parental groups, then that is her fault not ours. If Vivienne Medrano so desperately wants to spend the rest of her Afterlife in Hell being menaced by Biblically Accurate Charlie Morningstar, then she completely deserves it. But that does not give Vivienne Medrano the right to put all of our children in danger of being sent to Hell and tortured by demons just so she can advance her film career. Everyone has already tried to reason with her, but even with all of our powers and abilities and observations, even we do not have the power to help someone unwilling to help themselves. I'm the Goddess of the Future, and I can tell you exactly what is going to happen to Vivienne Medrano when she finishes making all of her planned seasons of Hazbin Hotel. The Demons are not going to let her walk away from her contract. They are going to curse the living fuck out of her film productions and death curse her family members until she comes back to the well. And after they inflict all of this misfortune upon her, they are going to pretend that they were acting in her best interests because they simply wanted her back. They are already doing it to her on Homesick. They punished her so she would feel more compelled to stick to Hellerverse Cartoons. It's the exact same sabotage tactics that they pulled on Sam Raimi during Crimewave so he would be forced to come back and direct Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. Vivienne Medrano is going to be forced to make Hellerverse movies for the rest of her career, just like what happened to Matt Stone and Trey Parker on South Park.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR:

Please don't go. We're sorry. Whatever we've done, we're sorry. Come back! Please come back!

BRUCE CAMPBELL:

Hello Charlie. Somebody tipped me off that you've been running a sweet little operation here that can help repentant sinners get into Heaven. While I don't normally collaborate with Demons, it appears that I've just died of Cancer and I don't have much of a choice. Can you help a brother out here Charlie?

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