The Following Message was given to IMDb Technical Support in response to their refusal to grant Kevin Neece an IMDb Page for his latest movie Ah My Goddess: Spielbergian Housewarming Gift.
"Your rules specifically state that in order for a movie to be eligible, it must be available to the general public via online streaming. YouTube and FilmFreeway classify as online streaming. Your website had no issue listing or hosting my films since 2018 and all of sudden, after making a movie that lampoons Sean Astin SAG AFTRA and Steven Spielberg, now you suddenly have a problem. Bullshit Artist. Kevin Neece had another award winning film about Steven Spielberg called Let's Save Vic Morrow which won 12 film festival awards, 12 finalists, and 4 honorary mentions. Somebody removed the Awards Certificates off the website to sabotage it. If you do not stop doing this to me, I am going to put a Witchcraft Curse on Nikki Santoro and she will be diagnosed with Terminal Cancer within the next 2 to 3 years. Then I'm going to petition Xaphan the Electrical Fire Demon to pay a visit to this specific address IMDb Headquarters 410 Terry Ave N, Seattle, WA 98109 with explicit instructions to wipe out the entire floor leaving no survivors. And then all of you are going to have to explain to a Courtroom Judge how Kevin Neece did this to you by praying to a bunch of fictional Norse Mythology Goddesses from a Japanese Anime Series. I have ZERO TOLERANCE for those who engage in Blacklisting Practices. ZERO TOLERANCE. I'm already giving the Epstein Island Flight Log names Terminal Cancer, it would be no problem for me to do it to your company CEO Nikki Santoro. This is your first last and final warning. Stop doing this to me. Stop sabotaging my IMDb pages. Or the last laugh is going to be on all of you."
As of 9/21/2026, IMDb CEO Nicole "Nikki" Santoro has just been entered into the Yggdrasil System for Terminal Cancer within the next 2 to 3 years, and has been sentenced to the section of Hell that was inspired by Hellbound: Hellraiser II. You cannot fuck with the Goddess Hotline Office and get away with it. Nikki Santoro's Technical Staff fucked around with Kevin Neece, and now they are about to find out.
Come play with us Nikki. We have such sights to show you.
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