Saturday, September 23, 2023

The Curse of Ah My Goddess Finally Solved.

Okay, now that this case is over, this is my revised summary of what the hell happened and why both Kevin Neece and the Ah My Goddess series were haunted by Demons.

The Reason all of the Saturday Night Live actors got cursed by Hekate is because Dan Aykroyd was fucking around with the Occult that would later lead to his hit movie franchise Ghostbusters. Want to see a Magic Trick? Ghostbusters 1 & 2 = Harold Ramis Died. The Real Ghostbusters = Lorenzo Music Died. Ghostbusters Afterlife = Ivan Reitman Died. The Crow with Ghostbuster Ernie Hudson = Brandon Lee died. You get the picture? Dan Aykroyd has been in 14 different movies where 17 of the actors died. At the time that The Blues Brothers and Twilight Zone The Movie were shot, it was too early in the curse development stages for Dan Aykroyd to realize what was happening to him, it wasn't until decades later that his victim count was on the wall.

The Reason everyone associated with Twilight Zone The Movie got cursed is because John Landis shot the Helicopter Scene in the Indian Dunes during the Witching Hours of 3:00am on a Date where the Numerology added up to FATE = 32, unaware that the location he chose was sitting on top of an Indian Burial Ground aka an unmarked cemetery, just like the movie Poltergeist. They built over the graves but they didn't move the bodies.

Kevin Neece was haunted by Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads because he was one of the Helicopter Accident Victims from Twilight Zone The Movie in his past life, and the Goddess that death cursed Vic Morrow was punishing him in the next life for what he did to Barbara Turner and his daughter Jennifer Jason Leigh by forcing him to live the cursed life of Blacklisted Unemployed filmmaker Kevin Neece with no memory of his past life. Basically, Kevin Neece is NOT Vic Morrow returned from the dead, Kevin Neece's life represents THE PUNISHMENT that Vic Morrow was forced to endure in his Next Life to make amends for what he did to his daughter Jennifer Jason Leigh throughout his life before he died.

When Kosuke Fujishima used The Three Norns likeness in Oh My Goddess in 1988, the Demon from Twilight Zone The Movie starting haunting him as a Greek Muse and hid under the identity of Belldandy Urd and Skuld for the next Thirty Years because it brought her publicity under her Norse Mythology Identities as The Three Fates. The Fame and Fortune applied to the series resulted in Kosuke Fujishima becoming a Prisoner of his own Franchise and when he tried to cancel the series, his Devil's Bargain came full circle and Hekate fucked him over scandalizing him in the news.

When Dark Horse Comics picked up the Oh My Goddess Manga for American Publication, Hekate haunted their film production offices and passed the time by targeting all of the actors who worked in their movies with her Illuminati Patterns Game just like she did to the Cast Members of Saturday Night Live and Twilight Zone The Movie... this includes Jim Carrey who is thought to be a Satanist by the general public because of his beliefs in Numerology. When Sam Raimi made Time Cop for Dark Horse Comics, Hekate Muse Influenced him to make a Greek Mythology show called Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Xena Warrior Princess.

Josh Becker was a Director on both of those shows and Kevin Neece became his webmaster after Hekate attacked his original webmaster Shirley and drove her to a nervous breakdown so that Kevin Neece would have an in to take over for her. Under Josh Becker's mentorship, Kevin Neece studied the entire 1960s and 1970s era of Cinema and learned about writing movies.

By that time, Kevin Neece was now an adult and Hekate, who had been haunting him his whole life, influenced him to make his own Ah My Goddess series to keep the ball rolling during his internship on Austin Public Access for the Witchcraft Show Zombie Life TV, she also cursed him so that his anime series would never pick up any traction and none of the Voice Cast members would respond to him, and then cursed him again so that he would wind up trapped in Jim Neece's FBI Informant Case, and manipulated him into a Paranormal Investigation so that he would become obsessed with Witchcraft that would allow the Goddess to Possess Him as her Shaman Husband and Human Host. 

And then "Belldandy" reverted back to her Death Goddess ways that she practiced back during the days of Poltergeist and Twilight Zone The Movie and went on a killing spree under the disguise of a Paranormal Investigation and the FBI and the CIA who were watching in protected Kevin Neece from Criminal Prosecution because they believed the Goddess he was showing them could be a potential weapon and they wanted to study her from a distance without scaring her off.

And now the case is finally over and everything has been solved, there is just one little issue. Kevin Neece is still possessed by the Death Goddess as a Human Host. And she isn't going anywhere. And the Police, the FBI, and the CIA are still keeping their distance. How much longer could Kevin Neece's Ah My Goddess series possibly go on?

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