Kevin Neece made a joke on Twitter this morning that if he was forced to move out of his house, he would move in with Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw, mooching off the both of them with no intention of leaving like the houseguests in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. After he made the post online, he kept getting hit up with dialogue scenes for how it could work as an intrusive houseguest comedy that could be added to the end of Death Note War Games.
In the last planned episode Marller Gets a Spinoff: The Disney Wish Contract, Kevin Neece uses his wish contract with Mara Marller to wish her into the CEO role at Disney Entertainment so she could investigate into their alleged occult practices and freemason conspiracy theories. But Wishes usually come in threes, so what if the next movie was about Kevin Neece's Second Wish, and he uses it to move in with Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw (with Skuld Nornir in tow) as an excuse for the four of them to converse with each other on the class differences between their two respective filmmaking roles and personal life responsibility.
Kevin Neece has been blacklisted and forced to live off of his relatives for so many years that he has completely forgotten how to live life as an adult, instead living like a teenager that refuses to work a dayjob, even when he is finally granted the opportunity to fix his own life and his career. And while this is happening, Vivienne Medrano, Charlie Morningstar, and Vaggie have moved into Kevin Neece's house in Austin Texas and have taken over his personal life, and his Black Mirror Video Store Bedroom, in his absence because he took down the entire staff at Spindlehorse Animation and destroyed Vivienne Medrano's film career.
As Kevin Neece and Vivienne Medrano begin to experience life from the other side of the fence, do either of them really want to switch back now that it all seems hopeless and irreversible?
So it's an intrusive houseguest parody with Steven Spielberg, a class difference parody about filmmaking, and a switching life roles parody with Hazbin Hotel.
EDIT: I am fully aware of the similarities to Aziz Ansari’s Good Fortune. I will try my best not to directly copy it. Aziz Ansari’s film was based on fictional people. Kevin Neece’s Death Note War Games is based on real life people and discussions of real life incidents on social media. Aziz Ansari may have been playing a parody of himself in Good Fortune but that was a one off movie and this is a part of a nine year series. If the final film feels too derivative of Aziz Ansari’s movie then I don’t have to make it. It was just an idea that I was tossing out there.
Ah My Goddess:
Spielbergian Housewarming Gift
Rough Draft 8/20/2026 Part 1
written by Kevin Neece and
Hekate Goddess of the Crossroads
FADE IN:
EXT STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
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INT STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
Kate Capshaw:
I'm sorry, can we help you?
Skuld:
Surprise Steven! It's Skuld the Amazing and her traveling companion Kevin Neece, come to pay you a special visit!
Steven Spielberg:
Oh no. No no no. I remember you. You're the Death Goddess from Kevin Neece's house that made us travel back in time to save Vic Morrow! I don't want to guest star on Ah My Goddess again! Once was enough!
Kevin Neece:
Well it's like this, somebody on Twitter asked a rhetorical question about what we would do if we were ever forced to move out of the house on Majestic Drive Austin Texas... and it hit me, nothing would please me more than to move into Steven Spielberg's house, lounge around watching his physical media collection, and mooching off of his wife just like the houseguests in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. So we cut a deal with the Illuminati and got a one way ticket here! Isn't that crazy awesome Steven?
Steven Spielberg:
You are aware that Odysseus murders all of the unwanted houseguests at the end of that story.
Kevin Neece:
Only if you can string the bow Spielberg. Only if you can string the bow.
Skuld:
This is a big house Steven, haven't you ever had houseguests before?
Steven Spielberg:
Six of them actually... and they were all adopted.
Kevin Neece:
What a coincidence, I had six people living in my house for nearly a decade. How did you get rid of your freeloaders?
Steven Spielberg:
We cut them off and forced them to go out and get jobs.
Kate Capshaw:
And exactly how long were you two planning on staying here?
Kevin Neece:
Well I've still got $200,000 left to my name and my own vehicle. If we just live off of $25 a day for the rest of our lives, and we don't have to pay rent, the money should last us for the next ten years.
Steven Spielberg:
TEN YEARS?!! DID YOU JUST SAY TEN YEARS?!!
Skuld:
What, were you planning on living longer than the next ten years Steven? You're fucking 79 years old, and Jim Neece died at the age of 67. The way that we see it, once Kevin Neece's life savings run out, and Steven Spielberg's life is up, the both of you are going to be totally fucked ten years from now anyways, so you might as well take the time to get to know each other.
Kate Capshaw:
We don't want to get to know Kevin Neece, it sounds like he's a serial killer who blames Hollywood for all of his life problems.
Kevin Neece:
Let's just say that SAG AFTRA's policies towards No Budget Non Union Films didn't help things and leave it at that.
Steven Spielberg:
You're seriously planning on living with us for ten years, with no intention of getting a job?!!
Kevin Neece:
How am I supposed to get a job when I'm blacklisted by SAG AFTRA and nobody in the Retail Industry or Criminal Justice System wants me?
Kate Capshaw:
Steven is the Most Powerful Man in Hollywood. Surely he can pull some strings to get you a dayjob at a coffee shop or monkeying a cash register in a retail store. Do you really want to live the rest of your life as a Teenager when you're 43 years old and your daughter graduated from college? Don't you ever want to work again?
Kevin Neece
I already have a job, I'm an indie filmmaker, all I need is my laptop, my external hard drive files, and we can keep Ah My Goddess running using the same no budget ethics that I've always done. And the best part is, my movies will never cost Amblin Entertainment a fucking dime. You can continue to make your movies your way, I can continue to make my movies my way, without a producer standing over my shoulder, and never the two will meet.
Steven Spielberg:
Are you ever planning to pay anybody for the IP Rights that you use on Ah My Goddess?
Skuld:
We don't have to. Everything is monetized on YouTube anyways. You don't need all of the fancy bells and whistles to make a movie nowadays. You just need an iphone7 and a few willing friends. Sure we don't have an audience like you do, and we probably never will, but at least we still enjoy the process of making our own movies. Shouldn't that be the real contributing factor for someone to make a movie in the first place?
Kate Capshaw:
Making no budget movies on an iphone with your friends is okay when you're first starting out, but if everybody in the film industry made movies like Kevin Neece does, there would never be a Hollywood Film Industry. There wouldn't be any jobs at all. The entire system would collapse.
Kevin Neece:
And what's wrong with that? The entire Hollywood System enriched everyone to the point that they began to get bored with having everything handed to them on a silver platter. So where did they turn to for entertainment? Jeffrey Epstein, the Cult of Baal, and the Child Sex Trafficking Rings. Hayden Panettiere has been working in the film industry since she was 8 months old and it completely destroyed her life and her piece of mind until it killed her. And she's just one child actor example that has been destroyed by the film industry. Nobody is ever going to forget what happened to Heather O'Rourke from Poltergeist, no matter how hard they try.
Steven Spielberg:
Kevin, just because you have friends that can't find anybody to sell their souls to for a Film Industry in, that doesn't mean that they are always supposed to work for free on your movies. You're not impressing anybody by saying you make your films for nothing, you're just telling all of the Hollywood Producers that you were too lazy to raise the money to pay anyone.
Skuld:
It's not that we're too lazy, it's that nobody has ever financially donated to us when we do online fundraisers. United States Congress is not allowed to use their Campaign Funds to donate to our movies. Vivienne Medrano was able to raise the money for Hazbin Hotel after she sunk her own money into the Pilot Film, but that was an original movie with actual animation and a voice cast. Our films are classifiable as fan fiction and nobody feels compelled to help us make them. And it's entirely because they claim there is no craft involved. As if the movies were just fabricated out of thin air by themselves without any effort being put into them. The only reason they exist is because we know how to make them for nothing.
Steven Spielberg:
Sure we make movies to tell stories, but there is a bottom line to making films, you have to pay people for the work that they do. In order for these people to work their jobs, they have to have film productions for them to work on. In order for those film productions to exist, you have to raise the money to pay them. In order to raise that money, you have to convince a Producer that you have the ability to return their investment to them. You have completely bypassed all of that because you figured out how to make movies for nothing! Even if you have total creative freedom, has anybody ever taken the time to watch your films or even listen to you at all?
Kevin Neece:
Well that's my problem to deal with and not yours. I don't need your film industry connections. I don't need your celebrity parties. I don't need your money. I just need your company and your advice. If you keep an extensive physical media film library it would be helpful, I just donated my last video collection to Vivienne Medrano, along with my Black Mirror Witchcraft Setup, and my old bedroom.
CUT TO:
EXT KEVIN NEECE'S HOUSE - DAY
CUT TO:
INT KEVIN NEECE'S BEDROOM
Vivienne Medrano:
Hey Charlie, check it out. In the Third Bottom Drawer, this guy has got one of the most amazing collections of Hardcore Porn I've ever seen in my life. He literally bought the entire Vinegar Syndrome Collection! We could watch one movie per year without ever watching the same movie twice!
Charlie Morningstar:
That's not all. He didn't take the Black Mirror with him either. Do you remember those rumors that he could invoke Natural Disasters and Volcano Eruptions by screening Fictional Movies into the Black Mirror?
Vaggie:
We should totally have a Volcano Party!
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EXT STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
CUT TO:
INT STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
Steven Spielberg:
You two didn't show up here with a Moving Van did you?
Kevin Neece:
Nope, just the Laptop, the External Hard Drive, and the Clothes on our Backs. We assumed that you already own everything anyways.
Skuld:
Those nice suits you wear... do you buy those from a store, or do you pay a Tailor to make them?
Steven Spielberg:
Everything that I wear is Tailor Made.
Kevin Neece:
I don't actually go shopping for my own clothes, I usually just throw on whatever my mother would bring back from her monthly vacations. Fun Fact: Dolly Parton was rich as fuck, and she still chose to take her grandchildren shopping at K-Mart for their School Clothes because they gave her better bargains.
Kate Capshaw:
We don't go shopping at Retail Stores. We pay people to do that for us.
Skuld:
Do you still make homecooked meals? Debbie Brand used to cook us homecooked meals.
Steven Spielberg:
Why would anybody expect us to cook our own meals? We're rich.
Kevin Neece:
Well you like creating your own movies. One would assume you would enjoy creating your own food. Cooking Food can be an artform just like writing films you know.
Kate Capshaw:
I took a step back from making movies to focus on our personal family life.
Skuld:
What about the Gas Guzzler Sinot Superyacht that everybody keeps giving Steven Spielberg shit for? Do we get to travel around Italy with you too? Jim Neece used to have his own sail boat on Lake Travis.
Steven Spielberg:
Did Jim Neece give jobs to 30 people to work on his sailboat and serve 14 guests?
Kevin Neece:
No, but my father did take all of his friends out on that sailboat anyways, without all of the fancy bells and whistles. He knew how to sail the boat himself.
Steven Spielberg:
And once again... it's not just about owning a fancy boat. It's about giving people jobs so they can wait on our guests. The guests that travel with us produce movies that give people jobs.
Skuld:
And all of those jobs are being performed in the service of servicing you two at the top of the food chain. So tell me Steven, do you still travel on commercial flights or do you own your own private airplane?
Kate Capshaw:
We own two private airplanes, one of which is worth $70 Million. It's really helpful for Steven's Job getting from place to place without having to go through TSA.
Kevin Neece:
What's wrong with the commercial airlines? We wait in line and go through security just like everybody else and it's not the pain in the ass that everyone thinks it is. My daughter knows how to get in and out of the airports on her own better than I do. I never travel anywhere outside the Austin City Limits without a guide to handle the travel arrangements.
Steven Spielberg:
I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with the airports. TMZ News, the Papparazzi, Unwanted Fan Attentions. What's so wrong with owning our own airplanes? We've got the money for it.
Skuld:
But lots of other actors travel on commercial airlines, like Director Kevin Smith, or Bruce Campbell, those people are famous, but they still have to mingle with the commoners to get from place to place.
Kevin Neece:
You know what happens when you travel on private airlines? You wind up traveling with people like Jeffrey Epstein. And then you get invited to parties at private islands like Little Saint James Island. And then one day, those people get scandalized on the news and now everyone who pays to watch your movies now believes you are guilty because your name is on the flight logs. Those scandals probably wouldn't have happened to you if you had simply had the balls to fly first class on a commercial airline in the first place. I've flown first class. It was pretty nice.
Kate Capshaw:
Yes Kevin, flying first class gets us seated next to Serial Killers like you. Shouldn't we be calling the cops right now?
Skuld:
Actually, the question you both should be asking yourselves is, how are the both of you still alive if Steven Spielberg's name was in the Epstein Files and Kevin Neece killed everyone on that list with a Death Note.
Steven Spielberg:
She's right. Why did you spare our lives during the Death Note War?
Kevin Neece:
I didn't spare your lives during the Death Note War. I couldn't tell who was guilty or who was innocent, so I took you all and let God sort you out. The only reason you two are alive right now is because I made a wish contract with Mara Marller representing the Niddhog HQ Staff and it created an alternate reality where you are still alive. Once the contract is broken and we both leave, the both of you are going back to Niflheim where you belong. So it's time to saddle in Spielberg, because the both of us are about to be stuck together for a very long time.
Steven Spielberg:
Kate, forget the police... get the Lawyer on the phone.
CUT TO:
EXT MOUNT ZYPHON SYRIA - DAY
CUT TO:
INT MOUNT ZYPHON TEMPLE - DAY
The Lawyer
Elijah Wood:
I'm sorry Steven, but the Illuminati needed a way to cut our losses so we could regroup, restructure, and rebuilt. Granting Kevin Neece a wish contract was the only way we could mediate with him. As per the Illuminati's agreement with the staff of Niddhog HQ, you are required to keep Kevin Neece and Skuld Nornir as Houseguests for an indefinite period that determines the span of both your lives. If you break that agreement, then we are all going to be back to square one with how to deal with this issue. He's not asking you to advance his career Steven. He's already got his own money to pay for his gas, his auto insurance, and his food. He just wants to experience life from the other side of the fence without selling his soul in the process. Is that too much to ask for? If you fuck us on this, we will be forced to expel both of you from the group.
CUT TO:
EXT. STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
CUT TO:
INT. STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
Steven Spielberg:
Kate... the Illuminati says that we're both completely fucked.
Skuld:
But on the plus side, this is going to be like our trips to Roy Neece's Lake House in Saginaw. You don't even have to invite both of us to the Oscars, we can just make some popcorn and watch the show from your own living room!
Kate Capshaw:
I have one question to ask about the White Elephant in the Room? Kevin... are you Vic Morrow come back from the Dead?
Kevin Neece
Technically yes, but I don't have any actual past life memories of being Vic Morrow that could prove it. It just looks like I'm Vic Morrow because of the way that the Numerology Dates and Coincidences interconnect and match up. If you placed Vic Morrow and Kevin Neece in the same room with each other side by side, we would both look like two completely different people, and yet somehow, we are supposed to be the same person connected by the same recycled soul, does that make sense to you?
Skuld:
But look on the bright side Steven, at least you both know that Gilgul Reincarnation exists for the Jewish Community... with its ups and downs of course. Remember, what you do in one life can result in serious consequences for you in the next one. Right now, Steven Spielberg is the Most Powerful Man in Hollywood, but in your next life, if you're lucky enough to even get a next life, you could be born to a South American Prostitute and grow up driving trucks full of unstable dynamite for a living, just like William Friedkin's Sorcerer.
Kevin Neece:
It's not funny Steven. It's not funny at all. I was decapitated by a fucking helicopter in my past life, on a film production that was supposed to save my career. And look at all of the trouble that it just caused me in my next life. The Goddess Hotline Office did this to me, and they could be about to do it to you. Because Steven Spielberg was born with a FATE = 32 Numerology just like I was, and it resulted in the Goddess Hotline Office manipulating his entire film career. So consider our time together to be your own personal wake up call. Consider the both of us to be your Jacob Marley and the Ghost of Christmas Future.
CUT TO:
EXT. STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HOUSE - DAY
END OF ACT ONE
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