Dear Rob Paulsen,
Your Resume recently caught my eye for this Paranormal Haunting Black Magick Occult game I've been playing called John Candy is a Satanist and I would like to clue you in on the proceedings so that you might see what I see.
Basically the game is this. I make Anime Fan Films based on the Ah My Goddess Anime Series, which is based on Three Norse Mythology Goddesses named Urd Verdandi and Skuld. The secret of the anime series, is much like a Bad Ouija Board Session or a Tales from the Crypt episode, the show is haunted because there is a Real Life Demon Goddess named Hekate who relates to the characters in the anime show. This Goddess haunted me when I made the cartoons, then she killed my father and I became obsessed with proving her existence to the Government. When I came forward to give my report to Congress via email, the Demons that haunted the anime show jumped me in the middle of the night and married me to the Goddess as a Human Host to teach everyone why the plot of Ah My Goddess simply doesn't work in real life and what would happen if anybody were stupid enough to go out and do it for real. And that lesson is: The Goddess of Fate is also the Goddess of Death responsible for all of the weird Celebrity Deaths you see in the News surrounded by Irony and Coincidence. And because she comes from Greek Mythology, she knows how to influence Screenwriters and Producers like an Artistic Muse.
So I asked this Goddess about the Hollywood Illuminati and if it was real and she revealed to me that the Secret of the Illuminati is not only is it not real, it's entirely a Practical Joke that she's been playing on Hollywood since the 1970s as an Artistic Muse to mess with the Conspiracy Theorists Heads and trick them into believing Hollywood is under the thumb of a Satanist Cult. Basically, this Goddess targets people in the film industry and manipulates their film productions so that everybody they work with can be traced back to Satanist, Witchcraft, Demonology, and Mythology films like the Kevin Bacon game. And it all traces back to the Actors from Saturday Night Live and anybody who worked on film productions for Dark Horse Comics (like Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Bruce Campbell, Ron Perlman, Ben Stiller, Ryan Reynolds, Kosuke Fujishima etc). It's because Dark Horse Comics are the American Publishers of Oh My Goddess Manga. The earliest victim is John Candy because he was born on Halloween. If you switch out John Candy with Satan during his 1980s and 1990s films the creative choices surrounding the movie disturbingly make more sense. I've written countless articles explaining this so I don't need to repeat it here.
So now for tonight's John Candy is a Satanist Exercise, we come to your Resume Rob Paulsen. Why does it look like you may have been targeted by Hekate's Illuminati Joke Patterns.
It's because you worked on The Mask the Animated Series for Dark Horse Comics and then you worked on Animaniacs for Steven Spielberg. Steven Spielberg is Illuminati because of his work on the haunted movies Poltergeist and Twilight Zone, and his curse extends to all of his animated productions including the Voice Actors for Dreamworks Films. There are Three Fates on Oh My Goddess. Hekate is a Triple Goddess. And there are Three Warners on Animaniacs representing Three Fates Urd Verdandi and Skuld. Ron Perlman played Satan on Animaniacs and he was The Devil in Hellboy for Dark Horse Comics. The Warners live on the Warner Brothers lot and Warner Brothers produced the Haunted Twilight Zone the Movie where Three People died representing Three Fates. Three People died on Poltergeist representing Three Fates. You see the Pattern here?
Here's another one. On the DVD Cover of Clueless are Three Actresses representing Three Fates. Stacey Dash is Urd from Ah My Goddess, Alicia Silverstone is Belldandy, and Brittaney Murphy is Skuld the Death Goddess, then Brittaney Murphy died in Real Life. Why was Clueless cursed by Hekate? It was directed by Amy Heckerling who made Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Jennifer Jason Leigh, who is the daughter of Vic Morrow, who died on Twilight Zone the Movie produced by Steven Spielberg.
You see how addicting and amusing Hekate's Illuminati Game is.
Okay here is another one. Hekate is a Death Goddess but Death is not without her sense of Humor. Your name is Robert Paulsen. In the movie Fight Club, Meat Loaf plays a man named Robert Paulsen who dies in the movie and becomes a chant "His name is Robert Paulsen!" and Brad Pitt played The Angel of Death in Meet Joe Black. Helen Bonham Carter was in Sweeney Todd with Johnny Depp who was one of the Three Fates in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus where Tom Waits played The Devil. Tom Waits was in Mystery Men by Dark Horse Comics with Ben Stiller who was in the Three Fates film Keeping the Faith with Edward Norton from Fight Club. Ben Stiller was in Highway to Hell written by Brian Helgeland who directed A Knights Tale with Heath Ledger who DIED in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus with The Devil Tom Waits. You see how all of these films and deaths are connected?
This is the current fan film I'm making about Steven Spielberg time traveling back to the 1982 set of Twilight Zone The Movie to save Vic Morrow. I'm still working on the Voice Tracks. I explain the Hekate Curse in Detail in the movie over and over again. The film was made in a desperate attempt to get Steven Spielberg's attention at Amblin.
So anyways, just for fun. We're going to play John Candy is a Satanist with Rob Paulsen's IMDb resume to see if there are anymore Illuminati Titles hiding in the list.
Rob Paulsen was in the Ducktales remake with David Tennant who was a Demon in Good Omens, and he was in an episode of Doctor Who called The Satan Pit. If you look at the DVD cover of Fright Night, there are Three Fates lording above Anton Yelchin who is the Odd Man who and later DIED in Real Life, the DVD Cover with the Three Fates was a Death Foreshadow and David Tennant was one of the Fates in it. Colin Farrell was another one and he was also one of the Three Fates in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus with The Devil Tom Waits.
Rob Paulsen was in Spongebob Sponge Out of Water with Antonio Banderas from Shrek Two with John Cleese who played The Grim Reaper in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with the DEAD Graham Chapman. Cameron Diaz was also in the Three Fates movie Charlie's Angels with The Devil Tim Curry from Legend.
Rob Paulsen was in Spongebob Sponge Out of Water with Eddie Deezen who was in The Polar Express directed by Robert Zemeckis who Produced Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight with The Devil Billy Zane. Charles Fleischer from Who Framed Roger Rabbit was also in Demon Knight. Eddie Deezen was in Grease with Stockard Channing from the Salem Witchcraft film Practical Magic. Eddie Deezen was in War Games with Matthew Broderick who is married to Sarah Jessica Parker from Hocus Pocus with The Devil Gary Marshall.
Rob Paulsen was in The Boondocks with John Witherspoon from Little Nicky with The Devil Harvey Keitel.
Rob Paulsen was in Hellboy Blood and Iron. Enough Said.
Rob Paulsen was in Evil Dead A Fistful of Boomstick. Bruce Campbell was one of my Illuminati Chapters. Bruce was targeted by Hekate because he was born on June 22 which is a witchcraft holiday called Summer Solstice. Bruce was obsessed with making movies like The Three Stooges aka Three Fates. There are Three Producers on Evil Dead aka Three Fates. On the original VHS artwork of Evil Dead there is a Model named Bridget Hoffman who was the voice of Belldandy in Ah My Goddess: The Movie, another warning sign of Hekate's Haunting. Hekate is a Greek Goddess Muse haunting Dark Horse Comics and Sam Raimi mysteriously didn't get hit with the idea to make the Greek Mythology show Hercules The Legendary Journeys until he made Time Cop for Dark Horse Comics.
Rob Paulsen was in Jackie Chan Adventures. Jackie Chan was in Shanghai Noon with Owen Wilson from The Haunting, Xander Berkeley from Candyman, and Lucy Liu from The Three Fates Charlie's Angels with The Devil Tim Curry. Jackie Chan was also in Rush Hour 3 aka Three Fates with Roman Polanski who directed the Demon movie Rosemary's Baby and then followed it up with Chinatown with The Devil Jack Nicholson from The Witches of Eastwick aka Three Fates directed by George Miller from Twilight Zone The Movie.
Rob Paulsen did voices in Cinderella 2 and 3. All of the Live Action Cinderella films are Illuminati Cast Movies including Drew Barrymore's Ever After A Cinderella Story which led to her being in the Three Fates film Charlie's Angels with The Devil Tim Curry. How did Drew Barrymore get targeted by Hekate. It's because ET The Extra Terrestrial is a Halloween Movie directed by Illuminati Director Steven Spielberg from Twilight Zone the Movie and Poltergeist.
The Reason Why Cinderella is cursed is fascinating. It's a Satan Allegory film. The Fairy Godmother is a Witch. The Pumpkin Carriage for 24 hours represents Halloween Night. The insinuation is the Pumpkin Carriage transported Cinderella to a Royal Ball in Hell where Prince Satan (There are Seven Princes of Hell), tempts Cinderella with a Rich Lifestyle. In the ending of the story, outside of the Evil Stepsister cutting off her toe so she can fit in the shoe, Cinderella is locked in a room, and only a Key to set her free. In the Disney movie, the Key is the exact same design as the Sacrificial Offering Keys for Hekate who transports people into the Spirit Realm. The Implication is that the Hekate Key freed Cinderella to be with her Prince Satan in Hell, but ask yourselves this, did Cinderella really escape the room, or does the Allegory imply that she commit suicide to cross over into the Spirit Realm to be with her Prince? You see, Disney thought they cleaned up the story and made it safe for kids, but Walt Disney didn't understand the Satan Allegory so no matter what he did to the story, the Allegory still made the transition into the Original Disney Animated Movie.
Rob Paulsen was in Elvira's Haunted Hills with Richard O'Brien from Rocky Horror with The Devil Tim Curry from Legend and Susan Sarandon from the Three Fates film The Witches of Eastwick with The Devil Jack Nicholson.
Rob Paulsen was in The Crow Stairway to Heaven Television series. Kevin Neece wrote an entire article about The Curse of Brandon Lee's The Crow showcasing how Hekate's Patterns are all over the movie. It's on Google Blogger.
Rob Paulsen was in the Video Game Lost Vikings 2. Belldandy Urd and Skuld from Oh My Goddess are from Norse Mythology.
Rob Paulsen was in The Blues Brothers Animated Series. That's a connection to both John Landis and Dan Aykroyd from Twilight Zone The Movie.
Rob Paulsen was in Bruno the Kid with Bruce Willis from the Demonology film The Sixth Sense. Don't laugh, I used to watch that show on Television as a Child.
Rob Paulsen was in Freakazoid produced by Steven Spielberg from Twilight Zone The Movie and Poltergeist. Take note that Freakazoid suspiciously looks like a Demon from another Animated Series called Death Note. His name is Ryuk the Shinigami.
Rob Paulsen was in Ace Ventura Animated Series as The Mask. Jim Carrey was haunted by Hekate because of his affiliation with Dark Horse Comics but there were other warnings signs such as Once Bitten being a Halloween movie and Earth Girls are Easy is a Three Fates movie and Jim Carrey played Death in High Strung. Jim Carrey was also in a Satan Music Video in The Dead Pool. Jim Carrey has his own chapter and it's the longest one. There's a reason why Jim Carrey made The Number 23. He was being gaslighted by Hekate in real life so he made a movie about it and put a Numerology Documentary on the DVD to explain it. If you watch all of Jim Carrey's movies and add up the numbers that appear in the background, most of them support Jim Carrey's claims that he was being haunted by the number 23.
Rob Paulsen was in A Goofy Movie with Pauly Shore from Encino Man with Brendan Fraser from Bedazzled with The Devil Elizabeth Hurley. A Goofy Movie also had Wallace Shawn from the Cursed Three Fates movie Clueless where Brittaney Murphy DIED and the Cursed Three Fates movie The Princess Bride where Andre the Giant DIED. The Director of A Goofy Movie Kevin Lima also made Enchanted with Susan Sarandon from The Witches of Eastwick. Timothy Spall was in Sweeney Todd with Alan Rickman from DOGMA who died of Cancer. He was The Metatron unaware that the Real Life Metatron is a Demon and it foreshadowed his Death along with George Carlin.
Rob Paulsen was in Jetsons The Movie. Don't Laugh. I saw it in the Theater as a Kid and I have it on DVD. The movie features Mel Blanc. There's an interesting story behind Mel Blanc. When he was originally trying to get a gig on Looney Tunes at Warner Brothers, the casting director kept rejecting him. Then suddenly the director died and the next one who replaced him hired Mel Blanc on the spot leading to his career as Bugs Bunny. Now here is what is suspicious about that. In Oh My Goddess, Skuld the Death Goddess is a Child and she's a Goddess of the Future. It's as if Skuld the Child Goddess looked into Mel Blanc's Future, saw Bugs Bunny cartoons, and then used her powers over Death to murder the casting director so that Mel Blanc would get the job.
The same thing happened to George Miller from Twilight Zone The Movie. George Miller made Three Mad Max films representing Three Fates. In the third movie representing Skuld the Death Goddess called Beyond Thunderdome, his producing partner died in a Helicopter Accident just like Vic Morrow and the Two Children from Twilight Zone. George Miller quit Action Movies and made The Witches of Eastwick with The Devil and Three Fates. Then he made kids movies like Babe Pig in the City and Happy Feet which would have appealed to Skuld. Then when George Miller came back, he made Mad Max Fury Road and it was about Goddesses and Norse Mythology, all of the War Boys believed they were going to Valhalla. And then he followed it up with Three Thousand Days of Longing which is about a Djinn falling in love with a Mortal, which is the plot of Oh My Goddess. It looks like George Miller's entire career was manipulated by those Goddesses. And he produced Dead Calm where Sam Neill was The Anti-Christ in The Omen III, Nicole Kidman was from Practical Magic, and Billy Zane was The Devil from Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight.
Rob Paulsen was in Warlock with the Recently Deceased Julian Sands. Yup, that explains how you got inducted into the Illuminati without your Knowledge right there. It's about the Devil.
Rob Paulsen was in the Original Ducktales. Huey Dewey and Louie are The Three Fates. Scrooge is from A Christmas Carol where the Ghosts of Past Present and Future are based on Urd Belldandy and Skuld from Oh My Goddess. The Witch Magicka DeSpell conjurs Demons to send them after Scrooge. Donald Duck gets possessed by an Egyptian Ghost. And then they time travel back to Ancient Greece and Hekate is a Greek Goddess. The Beagle Boy are Dogs and Hekate is a Dog Lover.
Rob Paulsen was in Mel Brooks Spaceballs with The Devil John Candy. And Rick Moranis from the Three Fates Devil Allegory film Little Shop of Horrors. You've got Daphne Zuniga from The Sure Thing directed by Rob Reiner who made The Three Fates film The Princess Bride and John Cusack from the Demonology film 1408, he got his own Illuminati chapter too. Bill Pullman was in the Voodoo Witchcraft film The Serpent and the Rainbow. And he was in Ruthless People directed by Jerry Zucker who made Ghost with Whoopi Goldberg who played Death in Monkeybone and then Ghost co-star Patrick Swayze died while Demi Moore starred in the Three Fates film Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. Ruthless People also had Danny DeVito who played The Devil in Little Demon, Bette Midler from the Salem Witchcraft film Hocus Pocus with The Devil Gary Marshall, and Judge Reinhold from Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Jennifer Jason Leigh, who is the daughter of Vic Morrow who died on Twilight Zone The Movie.
Rob Paulsen was in Brian DePalma's Body Double. Brian DePalma directed Scarface with Al Pacino who played The Devil in The Devil's Advocate.
Yes Rob Paulsen, you may have fooled all of the children in America, but you don't fool me. You are clearly a member of the Hollywood Illuminati. And now that I've got all of this off my chest well... Good Luck with That. Pleasant Nightmares Rob Paulsen, your Film Career in Children's Animated Television Shows is being manipulated by Demons from Hell. Mwa ha ha ha ha.
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